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[offhanddesign]

from The Phoenician Scheme

[pcktshrynzine]

[genfaze]

Get out of town as fast as you can.

[hellopuns]

023-024

Congratulations! Your Webkinz has evolved into... into...

[genfaze]

I want to crawl into your ears so badly. I want to curl up inside you and sleep there. Deep inside your ears.

[hvcklebury]

i'll eat you up i love you so!

if you saw this on twt no you DIDNT

[genfaze]

[genfaze]

[morixxi]

[icantspellthings]

Normal male besties behaviour, very straight, completely heterosexual

[unrealityliminal]

[ollieapologist]

Oliver after screaming at Felix how much he loves him and asking "doesn't this just prove what a good friend I actually am?!?? 🥺🥺🥺" :

[mxgicdave]

couples goals !

[smokegrassshakeass-deactivated2]

Bottoms, Tops, we all hate cops!!

[hirudineadentes]

Oliver failed. Oliver failed. He failed. Venetia lost interest, Farleigh came back, Felix found out his lie. He is not a brilliant mastermind who plotted the whole theft from day on, he popped a boy's tire so he could get close to him, to bask in the nearness to his warmth, and that was enough until it wasn't.

He isn't a genius, he's attentive and greedy and lucky and he can't help himself. He was pretty enough and Elspeth was broken enough that it worked in his favor after nearly 20 years. He tells himself he orchestrated the whole thing from the start, that it was "just work," and that he didn't gradually want more and more and more, and if you believe him, you failed too.

[offhanddesign]

THIS! 100% THIS!

The house was the result, not the cause.

I think people leaned way too hard on the cute little heist montage at the end. Oliver's intentions were not for the house going into this. He wanted Felix. They did not spend well over four-fifths of the film obsessing over Felix just to say eat the rich at the end.

[imagincrzy]

That little white dude was like runny eggs give me an upset tummy and proceeded to consume the body fluids of 3 ppl on that table

[offhanddesign]

Saltburn offers a realistic take on the journey to homeownership that we've been longing for.