Official updates on every single cockroach

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Welcome to the Official Cockroach Updates blog!

If you have any questions about cockroachs or their development, please feel free to contact us!

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Update!

cockroachs now have the intelligence of this guy I met named chaz... not a huge difference...BUT WORTH MENTIONING

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Hello! I am the sole runner of News Updates Today, and am pleased to say that I'll be keeping an eye on any and EVERY update or announcement necessary to make sure your experience is as well informed as possible!

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Huh

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Update!

cockroach

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Update!

I saw one

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can a cockroach ever become a cute girl?

Absolutely! the chances are 1/100 for a cockroach to become a cute girl every year

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UPDATE!

we've added the very rare possibility (like 1/2,000,000) that cockroaches now spawn the size of a basket ball!

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UPDATE!

They now have heat seeking abilities

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they know your location

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They can all fly now