I Hate My Life

Lol hi I guess I’m hetalia trash

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Thanks! c:

Thanks for 50 notes on my UsUk post I am seriously shaking.

And thanks for 10 whole followers! You guys seriously mean the world to me!

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FrUk in a nutshell

APH France: I hate you

APH England: I hate you too

APH France: let’s get married

APH England: ok

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UsUk in a nutshell

America: *smiles*

England: Thats cute

America: what

England: what

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APH Sweden fanfictions in a nutshell

Nobody:

Sweden: p’’ h’l’ m’ ‘m ‘d’’ng

[lesboevils]

if you think people are bullying you for liking het*lia in 2019

1) yes, we are.

2) you deserve it.

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Hello princess! Allow me, a “literal garbage can” to educate you.

1) You really shouldn’t bully people. I don’t care if this is a joke, I don’t care if it isn’t. Bullying is a issue, and it shouldn’t be taken lightly.

2) The actual hell? WHO deserves bullying? Who? I don’t care if the worst piece of garbage deserves it! Nobody should be bullying anybody.

Now, allow me to explain hetalia to you, your royal highness.

Hetalia is a innocent show that makes light of ww2 and stereotypes, and they’re for the most part harmless. The show may be old, and the animation really wasn’t the best in the early seasons, but does anyone deserve to be bullied over this? No!

I’d really appreciate if you kept your comments to yourself. From what you’re saying, you really came off as ignorant and rude. Nobody deserves to be bullied over a single anime, and nobody should be bullying anybody over this.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. If you read this, good for you! If you don’t, eh, idc. Just don’t be a jerk. Thanks! <33 - Lili.

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Pairings with America be like

HI IM AMERICA WANNA YIFF?

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America in a nutshell

America: I’m not fat, I’m very...

England: no pls

America: THICC

England: **loud British screaming**

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Sufin in a nutshell

Sweden: *smiles*

Finland: *loud screeching*

Sweden:...

Finland: *still screaming*

Sweden: ...do you need a doctor?

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Thanks lol

Thanks for 5 followers, it means a lot. Sorry I can’t follow u back lol

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Iceland.

Iceland: Norway, I have a question. Why is my name Iceland, if I’m mostly grass?

Norway: I thought you were someone else, but I decided to keep the name

Iceland: excuse me while I cry myself to sleep.

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Quick thing

So sorry if someone named “flamingoarts” follows you. That was my main I made like 1 year ago.

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America working out

Aph America:*Does one crunch*

Aph America: FUUUUTTTTUUUURRREEEE

Aph America: *does another*

Aph America: FUUUUUUTTTTTUUUUrrrEEEEEEE

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Germany and Italy’s relationship in a nutshell

Aph Germany: Toss me my keys

Aph Italy: *Throws pasta*

Aph Germany: I said my keys.

Aph Italy: I thought you said pasta-

Aph Germany: Why the fuck would I say pasta?

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Ireland and England

Aph Ireland: did you know, according to stats, we drink more tea then yo-

Aph England: *chugging tea*

Aph Ireland: ...

Aph England: You were saying?

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England sees a meme

Aph America: *reading/wheeze laughing at memes on tumblr*

Aph England: What’s that?

Aph America: COVER HIS EYES

Aph China: QUICKLY, KEEP HIM PURE

Aph America: WE NEED TO INDUCE LABOR-

[astrastarfall]

REBLOG IF YOU’RE STILL IN THE HETALIA FANDOM

I WILL NOT LET IT DIE. NEVER.

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NEE NEE PAPA

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Any pairing with APH England be like

“Your a wanker but your my wanker.”