Messager

ELEVATOR HITCH OC

[office-worker-hermes]

Image is from ALTER EGO by Caramel Column!!

Updated: Dec 16, 2025; 19:00 MST

Elevator hitch OC roleplay blog

I’m working on drawing the sprites but that’s gonna take a bit..

About the blog:

☆ OC RP BLOG

☆ no NSFW allowed, flirting and some jokes are fine

♡ this blog will include some of the following triggers: manipulation, paranoia, imposter syndrome (more will be added as needed.)

☆ Messager will sometimes word salad. WORD SALAD: a string of incoherent words and phrases together. To the person, it makes sense (MOD IS SCHIZOPHRENIC AND WORD SALADS OFTEN, BASED OFF MOD’S EXPERIENCE)

☆ any repaired glasses given to them will be broken since in Messager’s possession

Tags

♡ 🛜 | message delivered: in character posts

♡ 🛜 | file organization: OOC/mod posts

♡ 🛜 | sending and receiving: roleplay

♡ 🛜 | paperwork: asks

☆ 🤝 | head of communication: Normal guy

☆ ✂️ | new pings: Protag

☆ 🚬 | missed calls: co-worker

☆ ⁉️ | 404: doppels

☆ 🗯️ | connection lost: doppel Messager

Anons

☆ 💔 | failed connection: evil Cupid anon

[office-worker-hermes]

// tempted to give Messager and Manuel random beef again

[office-worker-hermes]

// doppel Messager sprites almost done..

[prvtagonist]

████ took the paperwork from the messenger, looking back up at her and nodded at her, “ thank you. uhm, did everyone get these, or...? ” he just wanted to make sure he wasn't int trouble, or anything.

@office-worker-hermes sorry! it wouldn't let me answer the ask :( also ocs and sigverse characters are good to interact! :)) - mun.

[office-worker-hermes]

“Yea. Everyone got similar notes. Not entirely sure what it is though,”

[prvtagonist]

well, that's helpful.

████ sighs and takes a look at the note itself. “ uhm, so. i can't really read this. can the boss make this accessible for the slow people? ” it was a joke — but the intern still frowns. he's not sure if he's going crazy or if the words on the note were pure gibberish. maybe he is going crazy.

[office-worker-hermes]

“I can take it back to them and ask.”

[prvtagonist]

so, there was no way in hell ████ would've let her taken it back after what he just said, “ uh, no, that's fine. can you read it at all? ” he gives her the paper for her to read.

[office-worker-hermes]

“Sure?”

They take the papers and look over them.

“Meeting next week got pushed back due to circumstances.. new policy about workplace relationships and dates..”

..just a few small things.

[prvtagonist]

████ took the paperwork from the messenger, looking back up at her and nodded at her, “ thank you. uhm, did everyone get these, or...? ” he just wanted to make sure he wasn't int trouble, or anything.

@office-worker-hermes sorry! it wouldn't let me answer the ask :( also ocs and sigverse characters are good to interact! :)) - mun.

[office-worker-hermes]

“Yea. Everyone got similar notes. Not entirely sure what it is though,”

[prvtagonist]

well, that's helpful.

████ sighs and takes a look at the note itself. “ uhm, so. i can't really read this. can the boss make this accessible for the slow people? ” it was a joke — but the intern still frowns. he's not sure if he's going crazy or if the words on the note were pure gibberish. maybe he is going crazy.

[office-worker-hermes]

“I can take it back to them and ask.”

[prvtagonist]

████ took the paperwork from the messenger, looking back up at her and nodded at her, “ thank you. uhm, did everyone get these, or...? ” he just wanted to make sure he wasn't int trouble, or anything.

@office-worker-hermes sorry! it wouldn't let me answer the ask :( also ocs and sigverse characters are good to interact! :)) - mun.

[office-worker-hermes]

“Yea. Everyone got similar notes. Not entirely sure what it is though,”

[office-worker-hermes]

DUUUUUDEEEE THEY TOTALLY TRANSFEMMED COWORKER NOW HE MIGHT BE A SHE FR LIKE DEADASS

“Damn really?”

“Is she at least a pretty girl?”

[maneki-quiet-corner]

/\ WATCHING PLUSH ANON TRYING TO LOG ONTO TUMBLR LMAO /\

/\ plush anon lost access to his account so.. it’ll be a while for THE plush anon to continue anoning /\

[office-worker-hermes]

//everything currently going wrong in the workplace..

……

Up next: doppel Messager

[office-worker-hermes]

// last night I was doing a quote generator with plush anon and a few friends to voice over, TELL ME WHY MOST OF THE SHIP ONES WERE POPPY AND COWORKER??

[office-worker-hermes]

// everyone out here know anti-Cupid anon meanwhile I know plush anon

They say hi and gonna start cooking again soon

[office-worker-hermes]

// would you guys throw bricks at me for making Rot in Paradise rp blogs..

[office-worker-hermes]

// I completely forgot we did coworker so we did Messager and Normal Guy too

[office-worker-hermes]

Protag and Coworker and going on a date, being told otherwise by anti-Cupid and Normal Guy is bribing Coworker to not go

“..interesting..”

She seems to pause for a moment, thinking

“..I did once go on a date with one of my fellow employees so I can see both sides of the argument.. don’t tell Normal Guy tho.”

[office-worker-hermes]

as we know Protag’s and Coworker’s living situation, what does your residence look like?

“Nothing impressive. A simple one story house. Looks like a trailer though.”

She mumbles, a bit embarrassed

“Mother helps with bills as father disowned me..”

[office-worker-hermes]

// doing anything that isn’t my art commission why am I like this

[office-worker-hermes]

// SOMEONE JUST COMPARED THEM TO THIS????

[im-here-for-an-interview]

Do you guys want us together or no

no

yes!

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

[clayton-likes-cox]

hold on

should we get fired to be gay

no

no that's fucking stupid

nah

the grin gran grain man declines

objection

nay

im really high rn

naur

nope

nuh uh

hell no

yes

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

[normality-is-an-illusion]

> " I WILL FIRE YOU BOTH. "

[clayton-likes-cox]

the entirety of the office is high dude check the poll

[unremarkable-male-overthinker]

"I AM NOT- ...I don't believe Xanax counts,"

[UNREMARKABLE MALE COWORKER does not like standing out, unfortunately, he voted on this poll with an actual opinion,]

[clayton-likes-cox]

oh Xanax definitely fucking counts buddy boy

[unremarkable-male-overthinker]

"...It's prescription medication specifically designed to target anxiety symptoms, while it does dull the senses, that is its job and not the same as MARIJUANA-"

[...He's used to defending himself against practically anything, but he believes that's his own fault for being perceived. Also, the Xanax has worn off... not that it helped anyway.]

[office-worker-hermes]

“..why did I agree to this position? The most social one there is here.”

They sigh and mess with their hair.

“And everyone’s high some way or another..”