Official Anon Lawyer @official-anon-lawyer - Tumblr Blog

The Page for the Anons

I made this because my other blog, @inhales-agressively, was getting blown up with asks from the anons. So I made them a different blog to send asks to.

I'm not posting any racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. asks. You'll also get blocked.

Beware, these anons really like George Eleison. Among other... things. Anyways I thought it would be fun to tag all the named anons because like, why not. Keep things simple. Yall can search for yourselves in posts or whatever.

So far we got:

A anon

C anon

G anon

Q anon

? anon

ALSO THIS BLOG IS MOST DEFINITELY GOING TO CONTAIN NSFW SO RUN WHILE YOU CAN

Just like a confession blog we can tag topics too :D Lmk if there's something you want me to tag

G and Q fighting is #just divorced

#a anon #c anon #g anon #q anon #see like that #does that make sense #leave my other blog alone I beg of thee #? anon #just divorced

Scrolling back on this blog feels nostalgic idk -q anon

ikr

need to goon ..m.nfgkeekcke -q anon

it's been awhile

Omfg 🤦 -g

sorry i disappeared had to help coach a bunch of 6 year olds in a soccer game

OMG I'M ON TIME FOR DRAMA WAIT LET ME GET THE POPCORN -? anon

sorry I'm back now

At least Lumiere has a BMI under 30 hello,? -q anon

.

Ofc I open this blog to a fight 🙁 ALSO YOU LIKE THE CANDLE DON'T TALK?? -g

.

AND G WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?? -q anon

.

If George gets a mosquito bite on his slutty little ass cheek I'll spank it until it stops itching -q anon

ok

inhales-agressively

babes my 2am thoughts are taking over

do you capitalize the w

Obi-wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Voting ended onJan 23, 2025

See you think we're burdens but we're actually helping you. We kinda act like emotional stabilizers to make sure you're not having too good of a day! Gonna go eat George's butt now, hope this helps! -g

aw thanks, I appreciate it /j

George 😍 -q anon

I see

I need to tickle George's pickle for a nickel - q anon

who's paying you

Yeah, as long as you're not a hippo or a fish or an emoji -q anon

I'm none of those things so that's great

You're safe with me inhales -g

thank you

Sorry had to let the demons out -q anon

hiding behind a brick wall rn

woahahahahah what -g

I AGREE G

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Official Anon Lawyer