Please join my theater

I’m...need money

[official-bustermoon]

I wish to join your theater good sir

blease... blease do

[ash-official]

look at all these prepz getting adopted by slightly older prepz lolololol

[kurumi-erika-official]

YOU JUST WISH SOMEONE WOULD ADOPT YOU!

[ash-official]

no i really fucking don’t i just need a sharp, bloody knife and i’ll be fine

[official-bustermoon]

Ash I will gladly adopt you AND give you a knife

[gooliope-jellington-officia-blog]

Is your life miserable? Then join the freak du chic, the best and only circus in the officialverse.

[ash-official]

doesn’t sound very metal

[gooliope-jellington-officia-blog]

DID I FUCKING HESITATE BITCH

[ash-official]

You can’t make me

[official-bustermoon]

YEAH DON'T TALK TO MY DAUGHTER THAT WAY

[misumi-nagisa-unofficial]

I’m hungry

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I have some bread and diet sausages

[misumi-nagisa-unofficial]

Give

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Here bread

[misumi-nagisa-unofficial]

*nomches bread*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I have many breads. Do you need more

[misumi-nagisa-unofficial]

y e s.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Then have some

B r e a d

*keeps pulling out bread*

[punchy-official-blog]

Meowboy, I want some  🅱read too. 

[misumi-nagisa-unofficial]

NO BITCH GET YOUR OWN BREAD

[punchy-official-blog]

You really gonna be like that? You’re really going to deny a kitty like me bread? 

[misumi-nagisa-unofficial]

:O YOU’RE SOO CUTE!!! *splits bread in half*

[ash-official]

LOOK AT THIS UGLY ASS POSER

[official-mystery-boxes-blog]

12,, holding an AK-47: ASH I SWEAR TO GOD

[ash-official]

What bitch? 

[official-bustermoon]

STOP POINTING GUNS AT MY DAUGHTER

[the-redhead-official]

Alright ladies, reblog with your favorite weapon!

I’ll start:

[fancy-nancy-official]

[takashimizu-rina-official]

[ash-official]

[official-bustermoon]

Ash, you're safe!!!! Now why does that knife have blood on it..

[unofficial-snow-white]

LOOK AT THIS TIGER I FOUND

She loves me ❤❤❤❤

[official--moana]

If only mulan loved me

[gaston-official]

Hey @official–moana you found my lost tiger. I captured her while on safari. I know a wealthy woman who loves furs and will pay a good deal for the skins.

[gaston-official]

Oh no? Explain this lil’ guy I rescued from @official-cobra hidden base.

[official-cobra]

Hey! You better return Thr Black Spot, he is our property!

He is scheduled for a kicking tomorrow at 6am!

[official-bustermoon]

No! You are not taking my son Oreo the dalamatian!!!!!!!

[unofficial-snow-white]

LOOK AT THIS TIGER I FOUND

She loves me ❤❤❤❤

[official--moana]

If only mulan loved me

[gaston-official]

Hey @official–moana you found my lost tiger. I captured her while on safari. I know a wealthy woman who loves furs and will pay a good deal for the skins.

[gaston-official]

Oh no? Explain this lil’ guy I rescued from @official-cobra hidden base.

[official-bustermoon]

Gaston! You found my son! But he is no dalamatian! He is a mutt! He looks like one, but ariel is right, dalamatians don’t exist here!

NOW COME TO PAPA BUSTER, BABY!!!!!

[official-webby-vanderquack]

@official-bustermoon

HEY FLOOFERS LET’S PLAY DRESS UP AND HAVE A TEA PARTY!!!

[official-bustermoon]

Well I’ll do anything for an acting job and free food is always nice…

[official-webby-vanderquack]

EAT MY CUPCAKES FLOOFERS

[official-bustermoon]

Okay okay!!!! *swallows one whole* these are pretty good, kid!

[official-webby-vanderquack]

GOOD BOY!!!! I GOT YOU SOMETHING!!!

[official-bustermoon]

You know what? That’s actually adorable. Put it on me!

[official-webby-vanderquack]

@official-bustermoon

HEY FLOOFERS LET’S PLAY DRESS UP AND HAVE A TEA PARTY!!!

[official-bustermoon]

Well I’ll do anything for an acting job and free food is always nice…

[official-webby-vanderquack]

EAT MY CUPCAKES FLOOFERS

[official-bustermoon]

Okay okay!!!! *swallows one whole* these are pretty good, kid!

[official-webby-vanderquack]

@official-bustermoon

HEY FLOOFERS LET’S PLAY DRESS UP AND HAVE A TEA PARTY!!!

[official-bustermoon]

Well I'll do anything for an acting job and free food is always nice...

[official-bustermoon]

F L O O F Y

Yes I am quite floofy, thank you!

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Do you ever get jealous of your friends because they hang around their family often and get to have an overall good life?

[charity-barnum-official]

You have a good life too! We all love you, Webby!

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Mommy, can I have a koala?

[charity-barnum-official]

Uh, of course…

[official-bustermoon]

@official-webby-vanderquack ahhh kid what do you need a koala for? I’m a koala…

[official-webby-vanderquack]

A KOALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT MY KOALA EVERYONE

[bubbles-official]

CAN I PET IT!!?!?!? :O

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Sure!!! :D

[bubbles-official]

*pets*

What are you gonna name him?

[official-bustermoon]

Oh i already have a name! Its buster moon! :)

[official-webby-vanderquack]

NO!!!! FLOOFERS!!!!!

[official-bustermoon]

Hmm I'm sorry then but you'll have to get a new koala then :/

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Do you ever get jealous of your friends because they hang around their family often and get to have an overall good life?

[charity-barnum-official]

You have a good life too! We all love you, Webby!

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Mommy, can I have a koala?

[charity-barnum-official]

Uh, of course…

[official-bustermoon]

@official-webby-vanderquack ahhh kid what do you need a koala for? I’m a koala…

[official-webby-vanderquack]

A KOALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT MY KOALA EVERYONE

[bubbles-official]

CAN I PET IT!!?!?!? :O

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Sure!!! :D

[bubbles-official]

*pets*

What are you gonna name him?

[official-bustermoon]

Oh i already have a name! Its buster moon! :)

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Do you ever get jealous of your friends because they hang around their family often and get to have an overall good life?

[charity-barnum-official]

You have a good life too! We all love you, Webby!

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Mommy, can I have a koala?

[charity-barnum-official]

Uh, of course…

[official-bustermoon]

@official-webby-vanderquack ahhh kid what do you need a koala for? I'm a koala...

[official-bustermoon]

Hello :3 i wanted to join your offical adoption center :3

of course! i’ve sold it to @officialhades but im sure he’d let you join!

[official-bustermoon]

i would like to work on the concessions stand at your theater

*crying instantly* that would be amazing sir 

[official-pacha]

Maybe I was too harsh on Kuzco…. Maybe I should go talk to him

[official-bustermoon]

Uh, yeah, you should. You were pretty harsh on the guy