chris

18 they/she newly human and strangely literal

[newwavepizzagirl]

my biggest issue with the httyd live action-and just about any live action reboot-is that it seems that the live action adaptations are being made to make the original “better”? like, so many people talk about a live action spiderverse, a live action hercules, a live action PRINCE OF EGYPT (dont piss me OFF.)-like animation is a beautiful work of art, and for some reason putting real people and cgi in it is supposed to be an “upgrade”? im probably being that friend that’s too woke or whatever, but i just think it’s so disrespectful to act like something that takes so much time and effort and energy is immediately considered as lower because it is animated. animation is beautiful, and it is one of the most heartfelt art forms there are, and erasing that for the sake of a cash grab is downright degrading to animation as a medium.

[peachpitfan]

made even more… I still have more to come these are so fun to make

[newwavepizzagirl]

wonderful post but the lobsters one totally should’ve been oz

[newwavepizzagirl]

Imane Khelif is a man and so are you

you guys are still doing this????

and so then you admit that gender is a matter of societal perception? and in this case, put “sir” before you address me!!

[newwavepizzagirl]

and i’ll bet i’m the prettiest man you’ll ever see!!

[newwavepizzagirl]

haha Imane Khelif admitted he has XY chromosomes he’s not a woman

https://nypost.com/2026/02/06/sports/imane-khelif-opens-up-on-natural-male-gene-while-agreeing-to-undergo-testing-for-2028-olympics/

all quotes from khelif:

“[…] I’m not a transsexual. My difference, it is natural. I’m like that. I did nothing to change the way nature did to me. That’s why I’m not afraid. For the next Games, if you have to take a test, I will submit to it. I have no problem with that. I already did this test. I contacted World Boxing, I sent them my medical record, my hormonal tests, everything. But I had no answer. I’m not hiding, I’m not refusing testing.”

“I’m not transgender. I’m a woman. I want to live my life… Please do not exploit me in your political agendas,”

“I was born like this. Of course, I have hormonal differences. But I decrease my testosterone levels based on my doctor’s recommendations,”

if you are arguing that a woman’s hormone levels that she was born with make her less of a woman, or a man, then i don’t think your goal is to protect women. also please move on, i don’t understand how you’re still hung up over a joke tumblr post i made over a year ago

Imane Khelif opens up on ‘natural’ male gene while agreeing to undergo testing for 2028 Olympics

She also said she will undergo testing under specific conditions, if needed, for the 2028 Games.

[newwavepizzagirl]

Imane Khelif is a man and so are you

you guys are still doing this????

and so then you admit that gender is a matter of societal perception? and in this case, put “sir” before you address me!!

[nicemices]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

[newwavepizzagirl]

i have the most perfect boobs in the world it’s actually crazy. reblog if you hate israel

[leechjam]

idk, say what u will about spike, but at least he didnt fall in love with buffy while she was still a minor....cant say the same for some ppl....

[newwavepizzagirl]

spike who famously was never in any way inappropriate towards buffy summers

[newwavepizzagirl]

reanimator 8bit voices!!!

[five-degrees]

i hate when people describe xander as the worst guy that ever existed and treat anya like a pure and innocent girl that couldn't possibly have any flaws. that woman was a vengeance demon for 1000+ years and did a lot more bad things than all the scoobies combined. more than angel and spike even! and she didn't really feel remorse about those things until a lot later in the series. i love anya and that's why i feel compelled to say this because i can't stand the need to elevate a character to saint level when it's just not the case. like we can acknowledge these things while simoultaneously having love for the character, it's okay, i promise!

[newwavepizzagirl]

look either they’re all satan or they’re all flawed characters there are good at heart. it can’t Just be xander.

[plaidos]

now i’m by no means a buffy expert, but my impression was that people don’t like Xander because he’s misogynistic and kind of incel-y and people don’t dislike Anya because of her Fantasy TV Show Crimes are sort of detached from a real world serious social issue. like, i’m pretty sure that nobody is supposed to think it’s actually Good or Justified that Anya did all that shit or acted that way, but we are actually meant to sympathise with a misogynist self-insert of the guy sexually harassing cast-members and the “nice guys finish last” flavour doesn’t wash out your mouth so easily as Cartoonish Demon Behaviour

[newwavepizzagirl]

i think xander is quite often painted as being in the wrong for his behavior, tbh. most of the time his opposing views (like when he’s just straight up mean to buffy in the earlier seasons) are there to give Conflict, and he truly does grow as a character. that’s the biggest problem i have with xander hate, is that his growth never seems to be acknowledged? he gets upset with buffy when his feelings aren’t reciprocated, but a part of his character growth is learning that he has worth as a man without needing to do the things or be the things that are expected from men in the world that he lives in (when buffy standing up for him makes him insecure, his odd jobs era, the fraternity episode)

i think when rewatching, season one xander and season four xander are completely different people, and that is because he is a flawed character who shows growth, and he’s still in the wrong sometimes, but i’d argue that a majority of the characters are as well.

what i feel is less spoken about is how spike is Definitely a raging misogynist, but since his arc is a lot simpler (didn’t have a soul, fell in love, now he does), it’s easier to defend.

while xanders arc is subtle (he grows with the show), he does have one, he is often painted as being in the wrong (like the show itself makes fun of him), and ultimately the point of every character in the show is that they are flawed in some way or another, so i think singling out one singular character, and putting the “better” ones on a pedestal, misses the point of the show and to be quite frank, is a really immature way to engage with media

[five-degrees]

i hate when people describe xander as the worst guy that ever existed and treat anya like a pure and innocent girl that couldn't possibly have any flaws. that woman was a vengeance demon for 1000+ years and did a lot more bad things than all the scoobies combined. more than angel and spike even! and she didn't really feel remorse about those things until a lot later in the series. i love anya and that's why i feel compelled to say this because i can't stand the need to elevate a character to saint level when it's just not the case. like we can acknowledge these things while simoultaneously having love for the character, it's okay, i promise!

[newwavepizzagirl]

look either they’re all satan or they’re all flawed characters there are good at heart. it can’t Just be xander.

[christonerd]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer if I wrote it!

No Willow

No Xander

No Angel

No characters at all actually except Buffy, Spike, Tara, Cordelia

Show ends after S3

No Angel spin-off

No conflict

No antagonists

[newwavepizzagirl]

like you guys are so fucking boring 😭

[fortunelowtier]

Merry Christmas

From: The Allied Mastercomputer

(original post by @dunglizard)

[ddeerslayer]

‘The Secret History’ Ass Analysis

Thought about this in a very objective way (no bias), and what just felt right in my soul. Yes, this is not actual analysis, clearly (though I still think I’m correct), but the title is funny.

I. Charles

Right, so… clearly Charles is first. I have no words for this. I am correct. Best ass of them all.

II. Bunny

Guy who used to play football (among other sports), who still goes on hikes often, and eats a lot (chubby Bunny)… fat ass, literally. Second to Charles only because I can feel it in my bones that Charles is first. (Also, Bunny is number one for best chest/tits/boobs/take your pick of descriptor)

III. Camilla

I feel like Camilla’s a pretty thin lady, not too thin, but just built smaller. Which would contribute to a flat behind. It works for her, though, makes her elegant somehow. Works for Camilla whether she’s dressing in a suit or dress.

IV. Richard

John feels mediocre to me. Nice enough, but nothing special, nothing outstanding. It’s not a negative though, don’t get me wrong. It’s just there.

V. Henry

Flat as a board. No ass. Working out does absolutely nothing to help his dire case. He doesn’t mind all that much, but is utterly confused (How could this be? He doesn’t do so few squats that this should be the result…).

VI. Francis

Flat and bony. He sits down, gets up, and leaves imprints of his bones on the cushion. No padding. Absolutely none.

[newwavepizzagirl]

francis bony ass is frying me

[sulietsexual]

#for scientific purposes

[newwavepizzagirl]

being chained up all the time or something

[agentblizz]

how do people like spike and hate xander. they're the same character

[kilgoretrout-stan]

“cordelia and tara and oz would never have kicked buffy out of her own house” hmmmmm i think cordelia would have. im not a cordy hater, but she didn’t like buffy!! sure, she gave her a ride home once when buffy was in severe distress. she also constantly cut her down and literally wished she didn’t exist. they were not friends!! cordy did not like buffy!! it baffles me when people say she wouldn’t kick out buffy, like that seems like exactly the thing she would do!

[newwavepizzagirl]

cordelia fans love clinging onto that car ride scene like oh my god she HATED her 😭