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Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

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(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

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(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..

Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..

I believe I have one.. (he stepped forward and held out a little bottle) I have a youth potion, so Kuzco will get to grow old with his family, and then when they die out he can take this youth potion and the immortality potion..

It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.

You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?

Duh

You’re so wild...

Wild for you 💗💗💗

Finally! I caught up with you two!!! (He starts running for Kuzco)

(He rolls his eyes and kisses Hades. They both glow like in Shrek and when they come back down, their memories of each other flood back)

H.. Hades??

(Hades spins him around) I’ve missed you, my little cinnamon muffin! (He kisses him again)

It worked!!!! It really worked!!!!! (He looks at pacha and flips him off) fuck you grampa!!!!!

No...

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

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(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

official-panic

(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)

(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)

Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)

*is dead*

(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!

(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?

Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??

I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!

What are you talking about? I killed Yzma

No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!

Huh

(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!

You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes

What about killing Yzma?

Other than that

Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!

What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?

*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole

dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago

No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!

DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD

You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*

NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*

*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*

This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!

Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)

Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)

(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???

IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..

(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)

What happened?? can someone please tell me??

My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..

So this means we are dating now right?

I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...

Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!

I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..

Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..

It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.

You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?

Duh

You’re so wild...

Wild for you 💗💗💗

Finally! I caught up with you two!!! (He starts running for Kuzco)

Oh hey dad @official-pacha! Rajah and I came to check up on you. How are things going?

J. Jasmine bring Rajah home right now. I’m trying to do something very important

Awhh but dad, Rajah wants to play! Just a little bit

No, jasmine! I’m stopping your brother from making a terrible mistake, now MOVE (he tries to push past her, but rajah steps in front of her, growling)

No need to rush, Rajah wants to play... what do you wanna play, Rajah? What about chase?

Jasmine, do you want grounded?

(She laughs) nice try but you can’t ground a flying princess, dad. Now, Rajah... don’t hurt him, but go ahead, start chasing him, like he promised to buy your Cubs’ scout cookies and hasn’t paid you yet... chase him like you didn’t just eat dinner.. (she snaps her finger and the tiger starts to chase pacha)

AAAAAAAAA

Oh hey dad @official-pacha! Rajah and I came to check up on you. How are things going?

J. Jasmine bring Rajah home right now. I’m trying to do something very important

Awhh but dad, Rajah wants to play! Just a little bit

No, jasmine! I’m stopping your brother from making a terrible mistake, now MOVE (he tries to push past her, but rajah steps in front of her, growling)

No need to rush, Rajah wants to play... what do you wanna play, Rajah? What about chase?

Jasmine, do you want grounded?

Oh hey dad @official-pacha! Rajah and I came to check up on you. How are things going?

J. Jasmine bring Rajah home right now. I’m trying to do something very important

Awhh but dad, Rajah wants to play! Just a little bit

No, jasmine! I’m stopping your brother from making a terrible mistake, now MOVE (he tries to push past her, but rajah steps in front of her, growling)

Oh hey dad @official-pacha! Rajah and I came to check up on you. How are things going?

J. Jasmine bring Rajah home right now. I’m trying to do something very important

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Dad it was two days and I was just.. With this guy I really like

Oh, ok.. well as long you were safe.. so who is this guy? What’s he like?

Oh, well.. he’s really sweet.. he’s a huge animal lover and he’s funny and he owns all of golden girls on dvd boxset 💗💗💗

Well, does he know you like him?

...

So I hear kuzco being a bitch again? Guess that means he’s home~

Yeah I am lol just got back from a guy’s house 💗💗💗

Awhh well sounds like you had a good time 💗 kuzco, can I talk to you alone?

(He looks at pacha who is glaring at jasmine and shrugs) yeah I guess.. why? You and dad got beef rn?

You could say that.. anyways come on (she leads him to the basement of the home and they sit across from each other) now... who is the guy

Do I gotta tell? You’ll judge me.. I’m not ready for you to know

Is it hades?

How the fuck did you know?

Let’s say it was sisters intuition.. but anyways I don’t think dad likes him very much

What?? Why??

I don’t know.. I just know that you and hades are meant to be.. you have to go and confess to him.

Are you sure? I mean I want to but.. aren’t I rushing into this?

Maybe a little.. but it’s important that you do this now.. l distract dad, and you go right back to see your man, ok?

(He takes a deep breath) yeah ok.. thanks sis. (He hugs her and leaves) I’ll let you know how it goes soon!!

(She watches him escape through the window before heading back upstairs, running right into pacha) dad.. we’re you eavesdropping?

You.. you sent him there, didn’t you?

I did what I had to do

You messed around in someone else’s business, that’s what you did!

Kuzco is my brother! His business is my business!

No it isn’t! Now young lady you’re going right back Into the basement until I get back with your brother.. and then I’m gonna have genie wipe your memories of all of this again and we will all be a happy family again, you hear that?

Dad, you can’t do this!

Think about kuzco’s happiness! Think about Bart’s! Kuzco was HAPPY with hades, and Bart had a family that loved him! Why do you want to take that away so badly?

I have to do what I have to do. Our family will be whole again and we will all be together the way it should be

Dad please! Listen to me! I know you miss mom, I know you miss Chaca, Tipo, and Yupi! But doing this isn’t going to make them come back! It’s not going to make you happy again! We can work this out dad, please!

(He stares blankly through her before grabbing her arms and forcing her down the stairs) this is what has to be done.. I know it won’t bring them back. But it will make life normal again.. (he clears his throat as if he was about to cry and closes the window) now.. I’m going to go and lock This from the outside. Don’t go anywhere

(She boils over crying) I hate you damn I hate you! You’re the reason that mom took my little siblings and ran away! It’s your fault everything is going wrong here!

(He stares and leaves, locking the windows, before making his way to find Kuzco)

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Dad it was two days and I was just.. With this guy I really like

Oh, ok.. well as long you were safe.. so who is this guy? What’s he like?

Oh, well.. he’s really sweet.. he’s a huge animal lover and he’s funny and he owns all of golden girls on dvd boxset 💗💗💗

Well, does he know you like him?

...

So I hear kuzco being a bitch again? Guess that means he’s home~

Yeah I am lol just got back from a guy’s house 💗💗💗

Awhh well sounds like you had a good time 💗 kuzco, can I talk to you alone?

(He looks at pacha who is glaring at jasmine and shrugs) yeah I guess.. why? You and dad got beef rn?

You could say that.. anyways come on (she leads him to the basement of the home and they sit across from each other) now... who is the guy

Do I gotta tell? You’ll judge me.. I’m not ready for you to know

Is it hades?

How the fuck did you know?

Let’s say it was sisters intuition.. but anyways I don’t think dad likes him very much

What?? Why??

I don’t know.. I just know that you and hades are meant to be.. you have to go and confess to him.

Are you sure? I mean I want to but.. aren’t I rushing into this?

Maybe a little.. but it’s important that you do this now.. l distract dad, and you go right back to see your man, ok?

(He takes a deep breath) yeah ok.. thanks sis. (He hugs her and leaves) I’ll let you know how it goes soon!!

(She watches him escape through the window before heading back upstairs, running right into pacha) dad.. we’re you eavesdropping?

You.. you sent him there, didn’t you?

I did what I had to do

You messed around in someone else’s business, that’s what you did!

Kuzco is my brother! His business is my business!

Dad, you can’t do this!

Think about kuzco’s happiness! Think about Bart’s! Kuzco was HAPPY with hades, and Bart had a family that loved him! Why do you want to take that away so badly?

I have to do what I have to do. Our family will be whole again and we will all be together the way it should be

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Dad it was two days and I was just.. With this guy I really like

Oh, ok.. well as long you were safe.. so who is this guy? What’s he like?

Oh, well.. he’s really sweet.. he’s a huge animal lover and he’s funny and he owns all of golden girls on dvd boxset 💗💗💗

Well, does he know you like him?

...

So I hear kuzco being a bitch again? Guess that means he’s home~

Yeah I am lol just got back from a guy’s house 💗💗💗

Awhh well sounds like you had a good time 💗 kuzco, can I talk to you alone?

(He looks at pacha who is glaring at jasmine and shrugs) yeah I guess.. why? You and dad got beef rn?

You could say that.. anyways come on (she leads him to the basement of the home and they sit across from each other) now... who is the guy

Do I gotta tell? You’ll judge me.. I’m not ready for you to know

Is it hades?

How the fuck did you know?

Let’s say it was sisters intuition.. but anyways I don’t think dad likes him very much

What?? Why??

I don’t know.. I just know that you and hades are meant to be.. you have to go and confess to him.

Are you sure? I mean I want to but.. aren’t I rushing into this?

Maybe a little.. but it’s important that you do this now.. l distract dad, and you go right back to see your man, ok?

(He takes a deep breath) yeah ok.. thanks sis. (He hugs her and leaves) I’ll let you know how it goes soon!!

(She watches him escape through the window before heading back upstairs, running right into pacha) dad.. we’re you eavesdropping?

You.. you sent him there, didn’t you?

I did what I had to do

You messed around in someone else’s business, that’s what you did!

Kuzco is my brother! His business is my business!

Dad, you can’t do this!

Think about kuzco’s happiness! Think about Bart’s! Kuzco was HAPPY with hades, and Bart had a family that loved him! Why do you want to take that away so badly?

I have to do what I have to do. Our family will be whole again and we will all be together the way it should be

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Dad it was two days and I was just.. With this guy I really like

Oh, ok.. well as long you were safe.. so who is this guy? What’s he like?

Oh, well.. he’s really sweet.. he’s a huge animal lover and he’s funny and he owns all of golden girls on dvd boxset 💗💗💗

Well, does he know you like him?

...

So I hear kuzco being a bitch again? Guess that means he’s home~

Yeah I am lol just got back from a guy’s house 💗💗💗

Awhh well sounds like you had a good time 💗 kuzco, can I talk to you alone?

(He looks at pacha who is glaring at jasmine and shrugs) yeah I guess.. why? You and dad got beef rn?

You could say that.. anyways come on (she leads him to the basement of the home and they sit across from each other) now... who is the guy

Do I gotta tell? You’ll judge me.. I’m not ready for you to know

Is it hades?

How the fuck did you know?

Let’s say it was sisters intuition.. but anyways I don’t think dad likes him very much

What?? Why??

I don’t know.. I just know that you and hades are meant to be.. you have to go and confess to him.

Are you sure? I mean I want to but.. aren’t I rushing into this?

Maybe a little.. but it’s important that you do this now.. l distract dad, and you go right back to see your man, ok?

(He takes a deep breath) yeah ok.. thanks sis. (He hugs her and leaves) I’ll let you know how it goes soon!!

(She watches him escape through the window before heading back upstairs, running right into pacha) dad.. we’re you eavesdropping?

You.. you sent him there, didn’t you?

I did what I had to do

You messed around in someone else’s business, that’s what you did!

Kuzco is my brother! His business is my business!

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Dad it was two days and I was just.. With this guy I really like

Oh, ok.. well as long you were safe.. so who is this guy? What’s he like?

Oh, well.. he’s really sweet.. he’s a huge animal lover and he’s funny and he owns all of golden girls on dvd boxset 💗💗💗

Well, does he know you like him?

...

So I hear kuzco being a bitch again? Guess that means he’s home~

Yeah I am lol just got back from a guy’s house 💗💗💗

Awhh well sounds like you had a good time 💗 kuzco, can I talk to you alone?

(He looks at pacha who is glaring at jasmine and shrugs) yeah I guess.. why? You and dad got beef rn?

You could say that.. anyways come on (she leads him to the basement of the home and they sit across from each other) now... who is the guy

Do I gotta tell? You’ll judge me.. I’m not ready for you to know

Is it hades?

How the fuck did you know?

Let’s say it was sisters intuition.. but anyways I don’t think dad likes him very much

What?? Why??

I don’t know.. I just know that you and hades are meant to be.. you have to go and confess to him.

Are you sure? I mean I want to but.. aren’t I rushing into this?

Maybe a little.. but it’s important that you do this now.. l distract dad, and you go right back to see your man, ok?

(He takes a deep breath) yeah ok.. thanks sis. (He hugs her and leaves) I’ll let you know how it goes soon!!

(She watches him escape through the window before heading back upstairs, running right into pacha) dad.. we’re you eavesdropping?

You.. you sent him there, didn’t you?

I did what I had to do

You messed around in someone else’s business, that’s what you did!

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Dad it was two days and I was just.. With this guy I really like

Oh, ok.. well as long you were safe.. so who is this guy? What’s he like?

Oh, well.. he’s really sweet.. he’s a huge animal lover and he’s funny and he owns all of golden girls on dvd boxset 💗💗💗

Well, does he know you like him?

...

So I hear kuzco being a bitch again? Guess that means he’s home~

Yeah I am lol just got back from a guy’s house 💗💗💗

Awhh well sounds like you had a good time 💗 kuzco, can I talk to you alone?

(He looks at pacha who is glaring at jasmine and shrugs) yeah I guess.. why? You and dad got beef rn?

You could say that.. anyways come on (she leads him to the basement of the home and they sit across from each other) now... who is the guy

Do I gotta tell? You’ll judge me.. I’m not ready for you to know

Is it hades?

How the fuck did you know?

Let’s say it was sisters intuition.. but anyways I don’t think dad likes him very much

What?? Why??

I don’t know.. I just know that you and hades are meant to be.. you have to go and confess to him.

Are you sure? I mean I want to but.. aren’t I rushing into this?

Maybe a little.. but it’s important that you do this now.. l distract dad, and you go right back to see your man, ok?

(He takes a deep breath) yeah ok.. thanks sis. (He hugs her and leaves) I’ll let you know how it goes soon!!

(She watches him escape through the window before heading back upstairs, running right into pacha) dad.. we’re you eavesdropping?

You.. you sent him there, didn’t you?

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Dad it was two days and I was just.. With this guy I really like

Oh, ok.. well as long you were safe.. so who is this guy? What’s he like?

Oh, well.. he’s really sweet.. he’s a huge animal lover and he’s funny and he owns all of golden girls on dvd boxset 💗💗💗

Well, does he know you like him?

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Dad it was two days and I was just.. With this guy I really like

Oh, ok.. well as long you were safe.. so who is this guy? What’s he like?

(He throws the front door of his home open and yells inside)

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

Kuzco you’re home! I’ve been worried sick about you.. where have you been? You were gone for like two weeks

Where??? Is my son?

Please he is all I have??? I’m really fucking worried about him please help me find my boy?? He hasn’t been home for three days.. this is what he looks like ?

I know he is a little ugly but I love him

Wait kuzco is missing ????

Yeah I don’t know where he is at all :(

When did you last hear from him?

about 3 days ago.. he said he was going on a walk and never came back ?

You don’t think he abandoned us again, do you..?

I don’t know… but I’m gonna go looking for him, okay?

Who are you looking for, my evil grandpa?

*sighs* you father kuzco.. he left the house three days ago and hasn’t come back

*he starts snifflinng* oh no.. I hope he’s not hurt…

*he leans down and pats Bart’s shoulder* it’s ok bartholemuw… we will find him. I care about your papa very much and I promise I’ll find him

You… you don’t care about him!

Bart! How could you speak to your own grandpa like that? Of course he cares about him!

*crying* no he doesn’t! My Papa Kuzco was happy! He was engaged to my Dad Hades! They were gonna her married and I was gonna have a normal, happy family! But grandpa came along and didn’t like my dad so he made them forget each other.. *wiping his eyes* I just want my family back and he took that away! Not even my sister knows who I am..

Dad… what is he talking about? What does he mean, you made kuzco forget about him?

Jasmine, the boy is confused.. it wasn’t my fault that Kuzco forgot about him.. during the infinity war they both stepped outside of the safe place and it caused them to forget.. it wasn’t my fault

He told them to go! It was to save my sister, but.. but he and my sisters both mom worked together and planned this! He wanted them all to forget me!

Bart, do you really think I would do that? I might not have been used to your new Dad but I care about you…

No you dont!!!!!

You never cared about me! You wouldn’t have hurt my dads so much if you cared…

I did what I had to do, Bart! Don’t you want an all human family? And that little girl from another dimension says she’s your sister.. Bart I’m gonna find a way to send you back, whether you want me to or not! It’s what’s best for you and our entire family!

Where??? Is my son?

Please he is all I have??? I’m really fucking worried about him please help me find my boy?? He hasn’t been home for three days.. this is what he looks like ?

I know he is a little ugly but I love him

Wait kuzco is missing ????

Yeah I don’t know where he is at all :(

When did you last hear from him?

about 3 days ago.. he said he was going on a walk and never came back ?

You don’t think he abandoned us again, do you..?

I don’t know… but I’m gonna go looking for him, okay?

Who are you looking for, my evil grandpa?

*sighs* you father kuzco.. he left the house three days ago and hasn’t come back

*he starts snifflinng* oh no.. I hope he’s not hurt…

*he leans down and pats Bart’s shoulder* it’s ok bartholemuw… we will find him. I care about your papa very much and I promise I’ll find him

You… you don’t care about him!

Bart! How could you speak to your own grandpa like that? Of course he cares about him!

Dad… what is he talking about? What does he mean, you made kuzco forget about him?

He told them to go! It was to save my sister, but.. but he and my sisters both mom worked together and planned this! He wanted them all to forget me!