what do you call someone afraid of Santa?

Claus-trophobic! Wocka Wocka!

[official-fozziebear]

hey Siri do frogs menstruatre

[official-fozziebear]

Siri why won’t you answer me.. are you mad at me??

[official-fozziebear]

hey Siri do frogs menstruatre

[official-kermit-the-frog]

(Falls flat on his face, shaking and holding Rizzo) AAAAAAA??? Did it work,,,???

[official-fozziebear]

Yesss we’re safe, now let’s go find a doctor— hey, why did those two teleport with us? They weren’t even singing the same song :O(

[unofficial-hercules]

Wait are you talking about us??

[official-fozziebear]

Uhm yes..?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

(Falls flat on his face, shaking and holding Rizzo) AAAAAAA??? Did it work,,,???

[official-fozziebear]

Yesss we’re safe, now let’s go find a doctor— hey, why did those two teleport with us? They weren’t even singing the same song :O(

[official-james-sullivan]

Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?

[official-mikewazowski]

BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??

[official-james-sullivan]

Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate

[official-fozziebear]

I don’t hibernate

[official-james-sullivan]

Good you don’t deserve to

[official-fozziebear]

oh

[official-milhouse]

Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)

[official-james-sullivan]

Awh thank you son what is it?

[official-milhouse]

Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it

[official-james-sullivan]

. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually

[unofficial-rizzo]

hey I am Not dead I was just resting

[official-milhouse]

can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life

[unofficial-rizzo]

hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies

[official-milhouse]

Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK

[unofficial-rizzo]

Okay mom 🙄

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?

[unofficial-rizzo]

Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗

[unofficial-rizzo]

*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin

[official-mikewazowski]

Going bowling

[unofficial-rizzo]

Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..

[official-milhouse]

If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat

[official-james-sullivan]

Milliam watch your fucking mouth

[official-milhouse]

Sorry papa :(((

[unofficial-rizzo]

. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun

[official-james-sullivan]

damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??

[official-mikewazowski]

i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(

[official-james-sullivan]

I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball

[official-mikewazowski]

It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet

[official-mikewazowski]

Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia

[official-milhouse]

Do you think she will produce some milk for me

[official-celia]

I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate

[official-mikewazowski]

I can get you a cup buddy

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Please do not produce milk in front of me

[official-mikewazowski]

Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding

[official-kermit-the-frog]

NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal

[official-milhouse]

but aren’t you a frog????

[official-kermit-the-frog]

yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo

[official-milhouse]

THEY’RE NOT ?

[official-celia]

Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way

[official-milhouse]

*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life

[unofficial-rizzo]

WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal

[official-milhouse]

this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry

[official-mikewazowski]

Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries

[official-milhouse]

Awh HELL YEAH

[unofficial-rizzo]

OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST

[official-mikewazowski]

buy your own homophobe

[unofficial-rizzo]

i. I’m not a homophobe???

[official-mikewazowski]

yes you are 💗

[unofficial-rizzo]

why do you think that??

[official-mikewazowski]

because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you

[unofficial-rizzo]

i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??

[official-mikewazowski]

Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry

[unofficial-rizzo]

Yeah out of the trash can ???,

[official-mikewazowski]

Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?

[unofficial-rizzo]

YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating

[official-mikewazowski]

To the WHÁT you were eating ?????

[unofficial-rizzo]

Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???

[official-celia]

Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry

[official-fozziebear]

R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used

[unofficial-rizzo]

Why would I be dared to eat an unused one?????

[official-kermit-the-frog]

(Starts crying)

[official-james-sullivan]

Whose did you eat

[unofficial-rizzo]

.

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Rizzo please

[unofficial-rizzo]

They were GONZO’S ok

[official-mikewazowski]

YOU ATE MORE THAN ONE?????

[unofficial-rizzo]

Look I was HUNGRY stop being a hater

[official-mikewazowski]

. Anyways we are at sonic... what do y’all want

[official-james-sullivan]

Your hand in marriage. (Kneels down and presents him with an onion ring)

[official-mikewazowski]

(Crying) oh my god, really???

[official-celia]

Yes.. we’ve been planning this for a while michael. Though I thought we agreed we would wait until we were at the bowling alley

[official-james-sullivan]

I’m sorry the opening was perfect I had to

[official-celia]

True. Anyways my googly bear, what do you say? Will you marry us? (She pulls out an actual ring)

[official-mikewazowski]

Zoo wee MAMA... of course I will (gets up, kisses them each one at a time)

[official-james-sullivan]

Polyamory rights

[official-celia]

POLYAMOROUS RIGHTS

[official-mikewazowski]

(The three lovers levitate) POLYAMORY RIGHTS

[official-milhouse]

Omg my parents are really gonna get married???? I’m so happy I could, (he stabs Rizzo)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

LOOK I’m happy for your parents too but Why did you stab Rizzo???,

[official-fozziebear]

YEAH??? RIZZO BUDDY TALK TO US

[unofficial-rizzo]

EUGHUUH CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE

[official-james-sullivan]

woooow. We JUST got engaged and you have to make this all about you

[official-celia]

Yeah what the hell rizzo??? We thought you were cooler than this

[unofficial-rizzo]

Can I PLEASE get a sonic slushy before i die

[official-milhouse]

Stop being so dramatic it’s just a flesh wound ✋🙄

[official-kermit-the-frog]

his kidney is LITERALLY on your knife still

[official-milhouse]

It’s not my fault he was stabbable

[official-kermit-the-frog]

YES it is you literally stabbed him!!!!

[official-milhouse]

Well SORRY I was EXCITED

[official-kermit-the-frog]

THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OK MILHOUSE!!!!

[official-milhouse]

(Starts crying) oh my golly STOP yelling at me

[official-mikewazowski]

Hey kermit what the FUCK stop trying to tell at my kid you Linda-lookin BITCH

[official-kermit-the-frog]

I’m not “telling” at your kid I’m “yelling” at your kid BECAUSE HE STABBED MY FRIEND

[official-james-sullivan]

Lemme guess, next you’re going to start singing about your side part and skinny jeans huh?? HUH??

[unofficial-papyrus]

Hellooooo I am the sexy paramedic nurse here to help you!!!! Who needs help?

[unofficial-hercules]

I am the other . Sexy paramedic nurse except I have a hat. Who are we helping?

[official-milhouse]

Yes hello help ME. I have a broken heart because I stabbed this guy and now his friend is yelling at me also pity me I am 10 years old and cute

[unofficial-papyrus]

HERCULES DO WE HELP THE TEN YEAR OLD HUMAN OR THE WEIRD FROG MONSTER...

[official-kermit-the-frog]

NEITHER!!! Help my friend he is bleeding to death,?

[unofficial-hercules]

Mr the Frog there is NO need to raise your voice at Papyrus and just for that I’m gonna help the child first..

[official-celia]

Yanno what? I’m tired of his attitude. I’m calling Sheriff Woody

[official-kermit-the-frog]

(Crying) No ... no not again. Come, sing with me, fozzie, Rizzo.. We got a number one victory royale

Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (Get down)

Ten kills on the board right now

Just wiped out Tomato Town

My friend just got downed

I revived him, now we're heading south-bound

Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets

Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

[official-fozziebear]

(Through tears) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today

You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake

[official-james-sullivan]

Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?

[official-mikewazowski]

BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??

[official-james-sullivan]

Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate

[official-fozziebear]

I don’t hibernate

[official-james-sullivan]

Good you don’t deserve to

[official-fozziebear]

oh

[official-milhouse]

Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)

[official-james-sullivan]

Awh thank you son what is it?

[official-milhouse]

Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it

[official-james-sullivan]

. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually

[unofficial-rizzo]

hey I am Not dead I was just resting

[official-milhouse]

can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life

[unofficial-rizzo]

hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies

[official-milhouse]

Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK

[unofficial-rizzo]

Okay mom 🙄

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?

[unofficial-rizzo]

Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗

[unofficial-rizzo]

*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin

[official-mikewazowski]

Going bowling

[unofficial-rizzo]

Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..

[official-milhouse]

If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat

[official-james-sullivan]

Milliam watch your fucking mouth

[official-milhouse]

Sorry papa :(((

[unofficial-rizzo]

. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun

[official-james-sullivan]

damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??

[official-mikewazowski]

i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(

[official-james-sullivan]

I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball

[official-mikewazowski]

It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet

[official-mikewazowski]

Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia

[official-milhouse]

Do you think she will produce some milk for me

[official-celia]

I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate

[official-mikewazowski]

I can get you a cup buddy

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Please do not produce milk in front of me

[official-mikewazowski]

Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding

[official-kermit-the-frog]

NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal

[official-milhouse]

but aren’t you a frog????

[official-kermit-the-frog]

yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo

[official-milhouse]

THEY’RE NOT ?

[official-celia]

Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way

[official-milhouse]

*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life

[unofficial-rizzo]

WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal

[official-milhouse]

this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry

[official-mikewazowski]

Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries

[official-milhouse]

Awh HELL YEAH

[unofficial-rizzo]

OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST

[official-mikewazowski]

buy your own homophobe

[unofficial-rizzo]

i. I’m not a homophobe???

[official-mikewazowski]

yes you are 💗

[unofficial-rizzo]

why do you think that??

[official-mikewazowski]

because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you

[unofficial-rizzo]

i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??

[official-mikewazowski]

Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry

[unofficial-rizzo]

Yeah out of the trash can ???,

[official-mikewazowski]

Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?

[unofficial-rizzo]

YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating

[official-mikewazowski]

To the WHÁT you were eating ?????

[unofficial-rizzo]

Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???

[official-celia]

Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry

[official-fozziebear]

R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used

[unofficial-rizzo]

Why would I be dared to eat an unused one?????

[official-kermit-the-frog]

(Starts crying)

[official-james-sullivan]

Whose did you eat

[unofficial-rizzo]

.

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Rizzo please

[unofficial-rizzo]

They were GONZO’S ok

[official-mikewazowski]

YOU ATE MORE THAN ONE?????

[unofficial-rizzo]

Look I was HUNGRY stop being a hater

[official-mikewazowski]

. Anyways we are at sonic... what do y’all want

[official-james-sullivan]

Your hand in marriage. (Kneels down and presents him with an onion ring)

[official-mikewazowski]

(Crying) oh my god, really???

[official-celia]

Yes.. we’ve been planning this for a while michael. Though I thought we agreed we would wait until we were at the bowling alley

[official-james-sullivan]

I’m sorry the opening was perfect I had to

[official-celia]

True. Anyways my googly bear, what do you say? Will you marry us? (She pulls out an actual ring)

[official-mikewazowski]

Zoo wee MAMA... of course I will (gets up, kisses them each one at a time)

[official-james-sullivan]

Polyamory rights

[official-celia]

POLYAMOROUS RIGHTS

[official-mikewazowski]

(The three lovers levitate) POLYAMORY RIGHTS

[official-milhouse]

Omg my parents are really gonna get married???? I’m so happy I could, (he stabs Rizzo)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

LOOK I’m happy for your parents too but Why did you stab Rizzo???,

[official-fozziebear]

YEAH??? RIZZO BUDDY TALK TO US

[official-james-sullivan]

Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?

[official-mikewazowski]

BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??

[official-james-sullivan]

Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate

[official-fozziebear]

I don’t hibernate

[official-james-sullivan]

Good you don’t deserve to

[official-fozziebear]

oh

[official-milhouse]

Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)

[official-james-sullivan]

Awh thank you son what is it?

[official-milhouse]

Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it

[official-james-sullivan]

. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually

[unofficial-rizzo]

hey I am Not dead I was just resting

[official-milhouse]

can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life

[unofficial-rizzo]

hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies

[official-milhouse]

Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK

[unofficial-rizzo]

Okay mom 🙄

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?

[unofficial-rizzo]

Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗

[unofficial-rizzo]

*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin

[official-mikewazowski]

Going bowling

[unofficial-rizzo]

Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..

[official-milhouse]

If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat

[official-james-sullivan]

Milliam watch your fucking mouth

[official-milhouse]

Sorry papa :(((

[unofficial-rizzo]

. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun

[official-james-sullivan]

damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??

[official-mikewazowski]

i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(

[official-james-sullivan]

I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball

[official-mikewazowski]

It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet

[official-mikewazowski]

Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia

[official-milhouse]

Do you think she will produce some milk for me

[official-celia]

I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate

[official-mikewazowski]

I can get you a cup buddy

[official-kermit-the-frog]

Please do not produce milk in front of me

[official-mikewazowski]

Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding

[official-kermit-the-frog]

NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal

[official-milhouse]

but aren’t you a frog????

[official-kermit-the-frog]

yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo

[official-milhouse]

THEY’RE NOT ?

[official-celia]

Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way

[official-milhouse]

*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life

[unofficial-rizzo]

WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal

[official-milhouse]

this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry

[official-mikewazowski]

Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries

[official-milhouse]

Awh HELL YEAH

[unofficial-rizzo]

OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST

[official-mikewazowski]

buy your own homophobe

[unofficial-rizzo]

i. I’m not a homophobe???

[official-mikewazowski]

yes you are 💗

[unofficial-rizzo]

why do you think that??

[official-mikewazowski]

because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you

[unofficial-rizzo]

i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??

[official-mikewazowski]

Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry

[unofficial-rizzo]

Yeah out of the trash can ???,

[official-mikewazowski]

Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?

[unofficial-rizzo]

YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating

[official-mikewazowski]

To the WHÁT you were eating ?????

[unofficial-rizzo]

Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???

[official-celia]

Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry

[official-fozziebear]

R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used

[dykejet]

zukka has fozzie & kermit energy. I have no need to elaborate.

[official-fozziebear]

This was LITERALLY how I asked out kermit! :D

[official-james-sullivan]

Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?

[official-mikewazowski]

BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??

[official-james-sullivan]

Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate

[official-fozziebear]

I don’t hibernate

[official-james-sullivan]

Good you don’t deserve to

[official-fozziebear]

oh

[official-james-sullivan]

Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?

[official-mikewazowski]

BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??

[official-james-sullivan]

Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate

[official-fozziebear]

I don’t hibernate

[official-james-sullivan]

you know. i wonder

[official-mikewazowski]

what about big guy?

[official-james-sullivan]

did that frog guy and the bear guy ever go bowling.... they said they would

[official-mikewazowski]

awh why big guy? why were you wondering about them?

[official-james-sullivan]

well now that celia is home and everything.. i was thinking it would be cool if we went on a double bowling date with them.

[official-mikewazowski]

gee sull that sounds like fun but yanno celia sucks at bowling

[official-celia]

what the fuck did you say

[official-mikewazowski]

nothing

[official-james-sullivan]

he said you suck at bowling

[official-celia]

michael b wazowski . the fact that you dishonor me like this on my fucking birthday??? i don’t think so. we are going bowling with whoever sull was talking about and we are going to win. or the b in your middle name will stand for bdead

[official-james-sullivan]

oh that reminds me! i uh. got you a little something for your birthday }:)

[official-celia]

awh sulley wulley thats so sweet!!!! i love you so much! what did you get me?

[official-james-sullivan]

i got your little hair snakes and you matching sweaters! they’re little halloween ones!

[official-celia]

thank you so much my sulley wulley! (she kisses him)

[official-mikewazowski]

i got you something too my sweet! i got us all tickets to a Monster Truck rally!

[official-celia]

hm. first you’re gonna have to help me win against those muppet bastards sulley wulley mentioned and i’m gonna use You as a bowling ball at least once. deal?

[official-james-sullivan]

why is it always “we’ll use mike as a bowling ball” and never “we’ll use sulley as a bowling ball”

[official-mikewazowski]

deal. and sull. do you. do you want to be the bowling ball?

[official-james-sullivan]

maybe i do

[official-mikewazowski]

well if you want . you could be the bowling ball a few times

[official-james-sullivan]

HEHELL YES!!! i’m gonna go grab our son and some gamer juice

[official-milhouse]

what do you want dad i’m watching a vape tutorial 😡

[official-celia]

(crying) we have a SON?, he is so tiny and angry and can make emoji sounds with his mouth???? he is PERFECT I LOVE HIM (she picks him up and spins him around)

[official-milhouse]

ewuhhg my tummy hurts now

[official-mikewazowski]

WHY ... did you eat the box of tampons again.....

[official-milhouse]

FUCK YOU DAD!!!! the box had FLOWERS on it so i thought they were FLOWER FLAVORED it’s not my fault they mispromoted the flavor!!! now where are we going and am i allowed to walk there or Must i be carried like a bag of groceries miss Medusa

[official-james-sullivan]

i hate it when they mispromote the flavor of things. peanut butter does NOT taste like butter AT ALL

[official-celia]

i agree! but no i will not put you down. i am your momther now

[official-milhouse]

oh. ok. well can you turn people into stone by looking at them because i have a new bully at school :(

[official-celia]

not quite but i can and Will beat the shit outta them. who is bullying you Millie Vanilli?

[official-milhouse]

my science teacher :( he doesn’t have eyes at all and i asked him why and he asked me if i wanted to be pushed down the stairs :(

[official-celia]

well. you shouldn’t ask rude questions but also you shouldn’t push children down the stairs. i will have a chat with him soon :)

[official-milhouse]

thanks Momther now where are we going again

[official-mikewazowski]

bowling with that frog guy and the bear guy

[official-milhouse]

ohhhhh the bear i almost operated on and his froggy boyfriend. ok

[official-mikewazowski]

the one and only!

[official-milhouse]

if only that were remotely true, father

[official-james-sullivan]

shhh we are here and i want to surprise them

[official-fozziebear]

kermit someone is ON the porch i think it’s a whole bear

[official-kermit-the-frog]

so are you fozzie?

[official-fozziebear]

yes but you’re way scarier than i am, especially when you use your mom friend voice . please answer the door :(

[official-milhouse]

(he crawls through the doggy door) oh hey mr the frog

[official-fozziebear]

(hits him with a broom) AAH RHEHRHWHWURHQOHDH

[official-celia]

hey stop hitting my son with a broom!

[official-fozziebear]

AHRUWHEHHW ITS MEDUSA!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

HEY don’t treat my girlfriend or my son like that!!!!

[official-fozziebear]

JRHWHWHAUSHE ITS THE GUY WHO ALMOST GOT ME AND KERM THROWN IN PRISON!!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

oh hey fonzie do you wanna go bowling

[official-fozziebear]

oh hey sull. yeah we could go bowling sometime, that would be fun. but the name is fozzie, not fonzie

[official-james-sullivan]

oh! i actually don’t care. also we are going tomorrow. i’m gonna go to sleep in your house now ok

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you can’t just barge in here like that and say you’re gonna stay here! it’s 3 in the morning and you almost gave fozzie a heart attack!

[official-james-sullivan]

it’s only 3 am in Ohio so we deserve to stay. and Fundip once got scared of a dryer for creating dryer lint so i’m allowed to stay actually and so is the rest of my family

[official-fozziebear]

he has a point kerm

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fine. FINE! but only because it’s raining and i don’t want anyone to catch a cold. and can you please tell your son not to eat our air freshener this time?

[official-celia]

he is a growing boy and needs the protein kermie wormy

[official-james-sullivan]

now. enough small talk. i’m gonna go pass out . where is your sink. and do not Ask. it is a cat kin thing. you wouldn’t get it

[official-fozziebear]

of course. right this way mr sullivan

[official-james-sullivan]

you know. i wonder

[official-mikewazowski]

what about big guy?

[official-james-sullivan]

did that frog guy and the bear guy ever go bowling.... they said they would

[official-mikewazowski]

awh why big guy? why were you wondering about them?

[official-james-sullivan]

well now that celia is home and everything.. i was thinking it would be cool if we went on a double bowling date with them.

[official-mikewazowski]

gee sull that sounds like fun but yanno celia sucks at bowling

[official-celia]

what the fuck did you say

[official-mikewazowski]

nothing

[official-james-sullivan]

he said you suck at bowling

[official-celia]

michael b wazowski . the fact that you dishonor me like this on my fucking birthday??? i don’t think so. we are going bowling with whoever sull was talking about and we are going to win. or the b in your middle name will stand for bdead

[official-james-sullivan]

oh that reminds me! i uh. got you a little something for your birthday }:)

[official-celia]

awh sulley wulley thats so sweet!!!! i love you so much! what did you get me?

[official-james-sullivan]

i got your little hair snakes and you matching sweaters! they’re little halloween ones!

[official-celia]

thank you so much my sulley wulley! (she kisses him)

[official-mikewazowski]

i got you something too my sweet! i got us all tickets to a Monster Truck rally!

[official-celia]

hm. first you’re gonna have to help me win against those muppet bastards sulley wulley mentioned and i’m gonna use You as a bowling ball at least once. deal?

[official-james-sullivan]

why is it always “we’ll use mike as a bowling ball” and never “we’ll use sulley as a bowling ball”

[official-mikewazowski]

deal. and sull. do you. do you want to be the bowling ball?

[official-james-sullivan]

maybe i do

[official-mikewazowski]

well if you want . you could be the bowling ball a few times

[official-james-sullivan]

HEHELL YES!!! i’m gonna go grab our son and some gamer juice

[official-milhouse]

what do you want dad i’m watching a vape tutorial 😡

[official-celia]

(crying) we have a SON?, he is so tiny and angry and can make emoji sounds with his mouth???? he is PERFECT I LOVE HIM (she picks him up and spins him around)

[official-milhouse]

ewuhhg my tummy hurts now

[official-mikewazowski]

WHY ... did you eat the box of tampons again.....

[official-milhouse]

FUCK YOU DAD!!!! the box had FLOWERS on it so i thought they were FLOWER FLAVORED it’s not my fault they mispromoted the flavor!!! now where are we going and am i allowed to walk there or Must i be carried like a bag of groceries miss Medusa

[official-james-sullivan]

i hate it when they mispromote the flavor of things. peanut butter does NOT taste like butter AT ALL

[official-celia]

i agree! but no i will not put you down. i am your momther now

[official-milhouse]

oh. ok. well can you turn people into stone by looking at them because i have a new bully at school :(

[official-celia]

not quite but i can and Will beat the shit outta them. who is bullying you Millie Vanilli?

[official-milhouse]

my science teacher :( he doesn’t have eyes at all and i asked him why and he asked me if i wanted to be pushed down the stairs :(

[official-celia]

well. you shouldn’t ask rude questions but also you shouldn’t push children down the stairs. i will have a chat with him soon :)

[official-milhouse]

thanks Momther now where are we going again

[official-mikewazowski]

bowling with that frog guy and the bear guy

[official-milhouse]

ohhhhh the bear i almost operated on and his froggy boyfriend. ok

[official-mikewazowski]

the one and only!

[official-milhouse]

if only that were remotely true, father

[official-james-sullivan]

shhh we are here and i want to surprise them

[official-fozziebear]

kermit someone is ON the porch i think it’s a whole bear

[official-kermit-the-frog]

so are you fozzie?

[official-fozziebear]

yes but you’re way scarier than i am, especially when you use your mom friend voice . please answer the door :(

[official-milhouse]

(he crawls through the doggy door) oh hey mr the frog

[official-fozziebear]

(hits him with a broom) AAH RHEHRHWHWURHQOHDH

[official-celia]

hey stop hitting my son with a broom!

[official-fozziebear]

AHRUWHEHHW ITS MEDUSA!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

HEY don’t treat my girlfriend or my son like that!!!!

[official-fozziebear]

JRHWHWHAUSHE ITS THE GUY WHO ALMOST GOT ME AND KERM THROWN IN PRISON!!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

oh hey fonzie do you wanna go bowling

[official-fozziebear]

oh hey sull. yeah we could go bowling sometime, that would be fun. but the name is fozzie, not fonzie

[official-james-sullivan]

oh! i actually don’t care. also we are going tomorrow. i’m gonna go to sleep in your house now ok

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you can’t just barge in here like that and say you’re gonna stay here! it’s 3 in the morning and you almost gave fozzie a heart attack!

[official-james-sullivan]

it’s only 3 am in Ohio so we deserve to stay. and Fundip once got scared of a dryer for creating dryer lint so i’m allowed to stay actually and so is the rest of my family

[official-fozziebear]

he has a point kerm

[official-james-sullivan]

you know. i wonder

[official-mikewazowski]

what about big guy?

[official-james-sullivan]

did that frog guy and the bear guy ever go bowling.... they said they would

[official-mikewazowski]

awh why big guy? why were you wondering about them?

[official-james-sullivan]

well now that celia is home and everything.. i was thinking it would be cool if we went on a double bowling date with them.

[official-mikewazowski]

gee sull that sounds like fun but yanno celia sucks at bowling

[official-celia]

what the fuck did you say

[official-mikewazowski]

nothing

[official-james-sullivan]

he said you suck at bowling

[official-celia]

michael b wazowski . the fact that you dishonor me like this on my fucking birthday??? i don’t think so. we are going bowling with whoever sull was talking about and we are going to win. or the b in your middle name will stand for bdead

[official-james-sullivan]

oh that reminds me! i uh. got you a little something for your birthday }:)

[official-celia]

awh sulley wulley thats so sweet!!!! i love you so much! what did you get me?

[official-james-sullivan]

i got your little hair snakes and you matching sweaters! they’re little halloween ones!

[official-celia]

thank you so much my sulley wulley! (she kisses him)

[official-mikewazowski]

i got you something too my sweet! i got us all tickets to a Monster Truck rally!

[official-celia]

hm. first you’re gonna have to help me win against those muppet bastards sulley wulley mentioned and i’m gonna use You as a bowling ball at least once. deal?

[official-james-sullivan]

why is it always “we’ll use mike as a bowling ball” and never “we’ll use sulley as a bowling ball”

[official-mikewazowski]

deal. and sull. do you. do you want to be the bowling ball?

[official-james-sullivan]

maybe i do

[official-mikewazowski]

well if you want . you could be the bowling ball a few times

[official-james-sullivan]

HEHELL YES!!! i’m gonna go grab our son and some gamer juice

[official-milhouse]

what do you want dad i’m watching a vape tutorial 😡

[official-celia]

(crying) we have a SON?, he is so tiny and angry and can make emoji sounds with his mouth???? he is PERFECT I LOVE HIM (she picks him up and spins him around)

[official-milhouse]

ewuhhg my tummy hurts now

[official-mikewazowski]

WHY ... did you eat the box of tampons again.....

[official-milhouse]

FUCK YOU DAD!!!! the box had FLOWERS on it so i thought they were FLOWER FLAVORED it’s not my fault they mispromoted the flavor!!! now where are we going and am i allowed to walk there or Must i be carried like a bag of groceries miss Medusa

[official-james-sullivan]

i hate it when they mispromote the flavor of things. peanut butter does NOT taste like butter AT ALL

[official-celia]

i agree! but no i will not put you down. i am your momther now

[official-milhouse]

oh. ok. well can you turn people into stone by looking at them because i have a new bully at school :(

[official-celia]

not quite but i can and Will beat the shit outta them. who is bullying you Millie Vanilli?

[official-milhouse]

my science teacher :( he doesn’t have eyes at all and i asked him why and he asked me if i wanted to be pushed down the stairs :(

[official-celia]

well. you shouldn’t ask rude questions but also you shouldn’t push children down the stairs. i will have a chat with him soon :)

[official-milhouse]

thanks Momther now where are we going again

[official-mikewazowski]

bowling with that frog guy and the bear guy

[official-milhouse]

ohhhhh the bear i almost operated on and his froggy boyfriend. ok

[official-mikewazowski]

the one and only!

[official-milhouse]

if only that were remotely true, father

[official-james-sullivan]

shhh we are here and i want to surprise them

[official-fozziebear]

kermit someone is ON the porch i think it’s a whole bear

[official-kermit-the-frog]

so are you fozzie?

[official-fozziebear]

yes but you’re way scarier than i am, especially when you use your mom friend voice . please answer the door :(

[official-milhouse]

(he crawls through the doggy door) oh hey mr the frog

[official-fozziebear]

(hits him with a broom) AAH RHEHRHWHWURHQOHDH

[official-celia]

hey stop hitting my son with a broom!

[official-fozziebear]

AHRUWHEHHW ITS MEDUSA!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

HEY don’t treat my girlfriend or my son like that!!!!

[official-fozziebear]

JRHWHWHAUSHE ITS THE GUY WHO ALMOST GOT ME AND KERM THROWN IN PRISON!!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

oh hey fonzie do you wanna go bowling

[official-fozziebear]

oh hey sull. yeah we could go bowling sometime, that would be fun. but the name is fozzie, not fonzie

[official-james-sullivan]

you know. i wonder

[official-mikewazowski]

what about big guy?

[official-james-sullivan]

did that frog guy and the bear guy ever go bowling.... they said they would

[official-mikewazowski]

awh why big guy? why were you wondering about them?

[official-james-sullivan]

well now that celia is home and everything.. i was thinking it would be cool if we went on a double bowling date with them.

[official-mikewazowski]

gee sull that sounds like fun but yanno celia sucks at bowling

[official-celia]

what the fuck did you say

[official-mikewazowski]

nothing

[official-james-sullivan]

he said you suck at bowling

[official-celia]

michael b wazowski . the fact that you dishonor me like this on my fucking birthday??? i don’t think so. we are going bowling with whoever sull was talking about and we are going to win. or the b in your middle name will stand for bdead

[official-james-sullivan]

oh that reminds me! i uh. got you a little something for your birthday }:)

[official-celia]

awh sulley wulley thats so sweet!!!! i love you so much! what did you get me?

[official-james-sullivan]

i got your little hair snakes and you matching sweaters! they’re little halloween ones!

[official-celia]

thank you so much my sulley wulley! (she kisses him)

[official-mikewazowski]

i got you something too my sweet! i got us all tickets to a Monster Truck rally!

[official-celia]

hm. first you’re gonna have to help me win against those muppet bastards sulley wulley mentioned and i’m gonna use You as a bowling ball at least once. deal?

[official-james-sullivan]

why is it always “we’ll use mike as a bowling ball” and never “we’ll use sulley as a bowling ball”

[official-mikewazowski]

deal. and sull. do you. do you want to be the bowling ball?

[official-james-sullivan]

maybe i do

[official-mikewazowski]

well if you want . you could be the bowling ball a few times

[official-james-sullivan]

HEHELL YES!!! i’m gonna go grab our son and some gamer juice

[official-milhouse]

what do you want dad i’m watching a vape tutorial 😡

[official-celia]

(crying) we have a SON?, he is so tiny and angry and can make emoji sounds with his mouth???? he is PERFECT I LOVE HIM (she picks him up and spins him around)

[official-milhouse]

ewuhhg my tummy hurts now

[official-mikewazowski]

WHY ... did you eat the box of tampons again.....

[official-milhouse]

FUCK YOU DAD!!!! the box had FLOWERS on it so i thought they were FLOWER FLAVORED it’s not my fault they mispromoted the flavor!!! now where are we going and am i allowed to walk there or Must i be carried like a bag of groceries miss Medusa

[official-james-sullivan]

i hate it when they mispromote the flavor of things. peanut butter does NOT taste like butter AT ALL

[official-celia]

i agree! but no i will not put you down. i am your momther now

[official-milhouse]

oh. ok. well can you turn people into stone by looking at them because i have a new bully at school :(

[official-celia]

not quite but i can and Will beat the shit outta them. who is bullying you Millie Vanilli?

[official-milhouse]

my science teacher :( he doesn’t have eyes at all and i asked him why and he asked me if i wanted to be pushed down the stairs :(

[official-celia]

well. you shouldn’t ask rude questions but also you shouldn’t push children down the stairs. i will have a chat with him soon :)

[official-milhouse]

thanks Momther now where are we going again

[official-mikewazowski]

bowling with that frog guy and the bear guy

[official-milhouse]

ohhhhh the bear i almost operated on and his froggy boyfriend. ok

[official-mikewazowski]

the one and only!

[official-milhouse]

if only that were remotely true, father

[official-james-sullivan]

shhh we are here and i want to surprise them

[official-fozziebear]

kermit someone is ON the porch i think it’s a whole bear

[official-kermit-the-frog]

so are you fozzie?

[official-fozziebear]

yes but you’re way scarier than i am, especially when you use your mom friend voice . please answer the door :(

[official-milhouse]

(he crawls through the doggy door) oh hey mr the frog

[official-fozziebear]

(hits him with a broom) AAH RHEHRHWHWURHQOHDH

[official-celia]

hey stop hitting my son with a broom!

[official-fozziebear]

AHRUWHEHHW ITS MEDUSA!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

HEY don’t treat my girlfriend or my son like that!!!!

[official-fozziebear]

JRHWHWHAUSHE ITS THE GUY WHO ALMOST GOT ME AND KERM THROWN IN PRISON!!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

you know. i wonder

[official-mikewazowski]

what about big guy?

[official-james-sullivan]

did that frog guy and the bear guy ever go bowling.... they said they would

[official-mikewazowski]

awh why big guy? why were you wondering about them?

[official-james-sullivan]

well now that celia is home and everything.. i was thinking it would be cool if we went on a double bowling date with them.

[official-mikewazowski]

gee sull that sounds like fun but yanno celia sucks at bowling

[official-celia]

what the fuck did you say

[official-mikewazowski]

nothing

[official-james-sullivan]

he said you suck at bowling

[official-celia]

michael b wazowski . the fact that you dishonor me like this on my fucking birthday??? i don’t think so. we are going bowling with whoever sull was talking about and we are going to win. or the b in your middle name will stand for bdead

[official-james-sullivan]

oh that reminds me! i uh. got you a little something for your birthday }:)

[official-celia]

awh sulley wulley thats so sweet!!!! i love you so much! what did you get me?

[official-james-sullivan]

i got your little hair snakes and you matching sweaters! they’re little halloween ones!

[official-celia]

thank you so much my sulley wulley! (she kisses him)

[official-mikewazowski]

i got you something too my sweet! i got us all tickets to a Monster Truck rally!

[official-celia]

hm. first you’re gonna have to help me win against those muppet bastards sulley wulley mentioned and i’m gonna use You as a bowling ball at least once. deal?

[official-james-sullivan]

why is it always “we’ll use mike as a bowling ball” and never “we’ll use sulley as a bowling ball”

[official-mikewazowski]

deal. and sull. do you. do you want to be the bowling ball?

[official-james-sullivan]

maybe i do

[official-mikewazowski]

well if you want . you could be the bowling ball a few times

[official-james-sullivan]

HEHELL YES!!! i’m gonna go grab our son and some gamer juice

[official-milhouse]

what do you want dad i’m watching a vape tutorial 😡

[official-celia]

(crying) we have a SON?, he is so tiny and angry and can make emoji sounds with his mouth???? he is PERFECT I LOVE HIM (she picks him up and spins him around)

[official-milhouse]

ewuhhg my tummy hurts now

[official-mikewazowski]

WHY ... did you eat the box of tampons again.....

[official-milhouse]

FUCK YOU DAD!!!! the box had FLOWERS on it so i thought they were FLOWER FLAVORED it’s not my fault they mispromoted the flavor!!! now where are we going and am i allowed to walk there or Must i be carried like a bag of groceries miss Medusa

[official-james-sullivan]

i hate it when they mispromote the flavor of things. peanut butter does NOT taste like butter AT ALL

[official-celia]

i agree! but no i will not put you down. i am your momther now

[official-milhouse]

oh. ok. well can you turn people into stone by looking at them because i have a new bully at school :(

[official-celia]

not quite but i can and Will beat the shit outta them. who is bullying you Millie Vanilli?

[official-milhouse]

my science teacher :( he doesn’t have eyes at all and i asked him why and he asked me if i wanted to be pushed down the stairs :(

[official-celia]

well. you shouldn’t ask rude questions but also you shouldn’t push children down the stairs. i will have a chat with him soon :)

[official-milhouse]

thanks Momther now where are we going again

[official-mikewazowski]

bowling with that frog guy and the bear guy

[official-milhouse]

ohhhhh the bear i almost operated on and his froggy boyfriend. ok

[official-mikewazowski]

the one and only!

[official-milhouse]

if only that were remotely true, father

[official-james-sullivan]

shhh we are here and i want to surprise them

[official-fozziebear]

kermit someone is ON the porch i think it’s a whole bear

[official-kermit-the-frog]

so are you fozzie?

[official-fozziebear]

yes but you’re way scarier than i am, especially when you use your mom friend voice . please answer the door :(

[official-milhouse]

(he crawls through the doggy door) oh hey mr the frog

[official-fozziebear]

(hits him with a broom) AAH RHEHRHWHWURHQOHDH

[official-celia]

hey stop hitting my son with a broom!

[official-fozziebear]

AHRUWHEHHW ITS MEDUSA!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

you know. i wonder

[official-mikewazowski]

what about big guy?

[official-james-sullivan]

did that frog guy and the bear guy ever go bowling.... they said they would

[official-mikewazowski]

awh why big guy? why were you wondering about them?

[official-james-sullivan]

well now that celia is home and everything.. i was thinking it would be cool if we went on a double bowling date with them.

[official-mikewazowski]

gee sull that sounds like fun but yanno celia sucks at bowling

[official-celia]

what the fuck did you say

[official-mikewazowski]

nothing

[official-james-sullivan]

he said you suck at bowling

[official-celia]

michael b wazowski . the fact that you dishonor me like this on my fucking birthday??? i don’t think so. we are going bowling with whoever sull was talking about and we are going to win. or the b in your middle name will stand for bdead

[official-james-sullivan]

oh that reminds me! i uh. got you a little something for your birthday }:)

[official-celia]

awh sulley wulley thats so sweet!!!! i love you so much! what did you get me?

[official-james-sullivan]

i got your little hair snakes and you matching sweaters! they’re little halloween ones!

[official-celia]

thank you so much my sulley wulley! (she kisses him)

[official-mikewazowski]

i got you something too my sweet! i got us all tickets to a Monster Truck rally!

[official-celia]

hm. first you’re gonna have to help me win against those muppet bastards sulley wulley mentioned and i’m gonna use You as a bowling ball at least once. deal?

[official-james-sullivan]

why is it always “we’ll use mike as a bowling ball” and never “we’ll use sulley as a bowling ball”

[official-mikewazowski]

deal. and sull. do you. do you want to be the bowling ball?

[official-james-sullivan]

maybe i do

[official-mikewazowski]

well if you want . you could be the bowling ball a few times

[official-james-sullivan]

HEHELL YES!!! i’m gonna go grab our son and some gamer juice

[official-milhouse]

what do you want dad i’m watching a vape tutorial 😡

[official-celia]

(crying) we have a SON?, he is so tiny and angry and can make emoji sounds with his mouth???? he is PERFECT I LOVE HIM (she picks him up and spins him around)

[official-milhouse]

ewuhhg my tummy hurts now

[official-mikewazowski]

WHY ... did you eat the box of tampons again.....

[official-milhouse]

FUCK YOU DAD!!!! the box had FLOWERS on it so i thought they were FLOWER FLAVORED it’s not my fault they mispromoted the flavor!!! now where are we going and am i allowed to walk there or Must i be carried like a bag of groceries miss Medusa

[official-james-sullivan]

i hate it when they mispromote the flavor of things. peanut butter does NOT taste like butter AT ALL

[official-celia]

i agree! but no i will not put you down. i am your momther now

[official-milhouse]

oh. ok. well can you turn people into stone by looking at them because i have a new bully at school :(

[official-celia]

not quite but i can and Will beat the shit outta them. who is bullying you Millie Vanilli?

[official-milhouse]

my science teacher :( he doesn’t have eyes at all and i asked him why and he asked me if i wanted to be pushed down the stairs :(

[official-celia]

well. you shouldn’t ask rude questions but also you shouldn’t push children down the stairs. i will have a chat with him soon :)

[official-milhouse]

thanks Momther now where are we going again

[official-mikewazowski]

bowling with that frog guy and the bear guy

[official-milhouse]

ohhhhh the bear i almost operated on and his froggy boyfriend. ok

[official-mikewazowski]

the one and only!

[official-milhouse]

if only that were remotely true, father

[official-james-sullivan]

shhh we are here and i want to surprise them

[official-fozziebear]

kermit someone is ON the porch i think it’s a whole bear

[official-kermit-the-frog]

so are you fozzie?

[official-fozziebear]

yes but you’re way scarier than i am, especially when you use your mom friend voice . please answer the door :(

[official-milhouse]

(he crawls through the doggy door) oh hey mr the frog

[official-fozziebear]

(hits him with a broom) AAH RHEHRHWHWURHQOHDH

[official-james-sullivan]

you know. i wonder

[official-mikewazowski]

what about big guy?

[official-james-sullivan]

did that frog guy and the bear guy ever go bowling.... they said they would

[official-mikewazowski]

awh why big guy? why were you wondering about them?

[official-james-sullivan]

well now that celia is home and everything.. i was thinking it would be cool if we went on a double bowling date with them.

[official-mikewazowski]

gee sull that sounds like fun but yanno celia sucks at bowling

[official-celia]

what the fuck did you say

[official-mikewazowski]

nothing

[official-james-sullivan]

he said you suck at bowling

[official-celia]

michael b wazowski . the fact that you dishonor me like this on my fucking birthday??? i don’t think so. we are going bowling with whoever sull was talking about and we are going to win. or the b in your middle name will stand for bdead

[official-james-sullivan]

oh that reminds me! i uh. got you a little something for your birthday }:)

[official-celia]

awh sulley wulley thats so sweet!!!! i love you so much! what did you get me?

[official-james-sullivan]

i got your little hair snakes and you matching sweaters! they’re little halloween ones!

[official-celia]

thank you so much my sulley wulley! (she kisses him)

[official-mikewazowski]

i got you something too my sweet! i got us all tickets to a Monster Truck rally!

[official-celia]

hm. first you’re gonna have to help me win against those muppet bastards sulley wulley mentioned and i’m gonna use You as a bowling ball at least once. deal?

[official-james-sullivan]

why is it always “we’ll use mike as a bowling ball” and never “we’ll use sulley as a bowling ball”

[official-mikewazowski]

deal. and sull. do you. do you want to be the bowling ball?

[official-james-sullivan]

maybe i do

[official-mikewazowski]

well if you want . you could be the bowling ball a few times

[official-james-sullivan]

HEHELL YES!!! i’m gonna go grab our son and some gamer juice

[official-milhouse]

what do you want dad i’m watching a vape tutorial 😡

[official-celia]

(crying) we have a SON?, he is so tiny and angry and can make emoji sounds with his mouth???? he is PERFECT I LOVE HIM (she picks him up and spins him around)

[official-milhouse]

ewuhhg my tummy hurts now

[official-mikewazowski]

WHY ... did you eat the box of tampons again.....

[official-milhouse]

FUCK YOU DAD!!!! the box had FLOWERS on it so i thought they were FLOWER FLAVORED it’s not my fault they mispromoted the flavor!!! now where are we going and am i allowed to walk there or Must i be carried like a bag of groceries miss Medusa

[official-james-sullivan]

i hate it when they mispromote the flavor of things. peanut butter does NOT taste like butter AT ALL

[official-celia]

i agree! but no i will not put you down. i am your momther now

[official-milhouse]

oh. ok. well can you turn people into stone by looking at them because i have a new bully at school :(

[official-celia]

not quite but i can and Will beat the shit outta them. who is bullying you Millie Vanilli?

[official-milhouse]

my science teacher :( he doesn’t have eyes at all and i asked him why and he asked me if i wanted to be pushed down the stairs :(

[official-celia]

well. you shouldn’t ask rude questions but also you shouldn’t push children down the stairs. i will have a chat with him soon :)

[official-milhouse]

thanks Momther now where are we going again

[official-mikewazowski]

bowling with that frog guy and the bear guy

[official-milhouse]

ohhhhh the bear i almost operated on and his froggy boyfriend. ok

[official-mikewazowski]

the one and only!

[official-milhouse]

if only that were remotely true, father

[official-james-sullivan]

shhh we are here and i want to surprise them

[official-fozziebear]

kermit someone is ON the porch i think it’s a whole bear

[official-kermit-the-frog]

so are you fozzie?

[official-fozziebear]

yes but you’re way scarier than i am, especially when you use your mom friend voice . please answer the door :(