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@unofficial-hercules
(Falls flat on his face, shaking and holding Rizzo) AAAAAAA??? Did it work,,,???
Yesss we’re safe, now let’s go find a doctor— hey, why did those two teleport with us? They weren’t even singing the same song :O(
Wait are you talking about us??
Uhm yes..?
Oh. Hey yeah why DID we teleport
BECAUSE WE WERE SINGING THE ~forbidden remix~
HOLY SHIT PAPY YOUR ARM FELL OFF ???
(Falls flat on his face, shaking and holding Rizzo) AAAAAAA??? Did it work,,,???
Yesss we’re safe, now let’s go find a doctor— hey, why did those two teleport with us? They weren’t even singing the same song :O(
Wait are you talking about us??
Uhm yes..?
Oh. Hey yeah why DID we teleport
(Falls flat on his face, shaking and holding Rizzo) AAAAAAA??? Did it work,,,???
Yesss we’re safe, now let’s go find a doctor— hey, why did those two teleport with us? They weren’t even singing the same song :O(
Wait are you talking about us??
Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?
BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??
Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate
I don’t hibernate
Good you don’t deserve to
Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)
Awh thank you son what is it?
Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it
. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually
hey I am Not dead I was just resting
can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life
hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies
Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?
Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK
Okay mom 🙄
Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?
Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..
Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗
*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin
Going bowling
Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..
If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat
Milliam watch your fucking mouth
Sorry papa :(((
. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun
damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??
i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(
I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball
It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull
Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet
Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia
Do you think she will produce some milk for me
I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate
I can get you a cup buddy
Please do not produce milk in front of me
Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding
NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal
but aren’t you a frog????
yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo
THEY’RE NOT ?
Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way
*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life
WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal
this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry
Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries
Awh HELL YEAH
OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST
buy your own homophobe
i. I’m not a homophobe???
yes you are 💗
why do you think that??
because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you
i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??
Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry
Yeah out of the trash can ???,
Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?
YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating
To the WHÁT you were eating ?????
Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???
Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry
R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used
Why would I be dared to eat an unused one?????
(Starts crying)
Whose did you eat
Rizzo please
They were GONZO’S ok
YOU ATE MORE THAN ONE?????
Look I was HUNGRY stop being a hater
. Anyways we are at sonic... what do y’all want
Your hand in marriage. (Kneels down and presents him with an onion ring)
(Crying) oh my god, really???
Yes.. we’ve been planning this for a while michael. Though I thought we agreed we would wait until we were at the bowling alley
I’m sorry the opening was perfect I had to
True. Anyways my googly bear, what do you say? Will you marry us? (She pulls out an actual ring)
Zoo wee MAMA... of course I will (gets up, kisses them each one at a time)
Polyamory rights
POLYAMOROUS RIGHTS
(The three lovers levitate) POLYAMORY RIGHTS
Omg my parents are really gonna get married???? I’m so happy I could, (he stabs Rizzo)
LOOK I’m happy for your parents too but Why did you stab Rizzo???,
YEAH??? RIZZO BUDDY TALK TO US
EUGHUUH CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE
woooow. We JUST got engaged and you have to make this all about you
Yeah what the hell rizzo??? We thought you were cooler than this
Can I PLEASE get a sonic slushy before i die
Stop being so dramatic it’s just a flesh wound ✋🙄
his kidney is LITERALLY on your knife still
It’s not my fault he was stabbable
YES it is you literally stabbed him!!!!
Well SORRY I was EXCITED
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OK MILHOUSE!!!!
(Starts crying) oh my golly STOP yelling at me
Hey kermit what the FUCK stop trying to tell at my kid you Linda-lookin BITCH
I’m not “telling” at your kid I’m “yelling” at your kid BECAUSE HE STABBED MY FRIEND
Lemme guess, next you’re going to start singing about your side part and skinny jeans huh?? HUH??
Hellooooo I am the sexy paramedic nurse here to help you!!!! Who needs help?
I am the other . Sexy paramedic nurse except I have a hat. Who are we helping?
Yes hello help ME. I have a broken heart because I stabbed this guy and now his friend is yelling at me also pity me I am 10 years old and cute
HERCULES DO WE HELP THE TEN YEAR OLD HUMAN OR THE WEIRD FROG MONSTER...
NEITHER!!! Help my friend he is bleeding to death,?
Mr the Frog there is NO need to raise your voice at Papyrus and just for that I’m gonna help the child first..
Yanno what? I’m tired of his attitude. I’m calling Sheriff Woody
(Crying) No ... no not again. Come, sing with me, fozzie, Rizzo.. We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (Get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet
(Through tears) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
(Cough) I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers....
what the fuck are they doing.???
OMG IT’S OUR SONG HERC!!! HE SAIIIIID
I WAS SEVEN AND YOU WERE NINE, I LOOKED AT YOU LIKE THE STARS THAT SHINEEEE
In the sky, all the pretty lights.. AND our daddies used to joke about the two of us, growin up and Fallin in love and our mamas smiled, and rolled their eyes,, and said oooooOoOoooohhhhhhHHHH My my myyyyy
Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?
BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??
Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate
I don’t hibernate
Good you don’t deserve to
Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)
Awh thank you son what is it?
Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it
. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually
hey I am Not dead I was just resting
can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life
hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies
Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?
Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK
Okay mom 🙄
Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?
Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..
Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗
*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin
Going bowling
Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..
If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat
Milliam watch your fucking mouth
Sorry papa :(((
. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun
damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??
i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(
I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball
It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull
Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet
Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia
Do you think she will produce some milk for me
I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate
I can get you a cup buddy
Please do not produce milk in front of me
Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding
NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal
but aren’t you a frog????
yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo
THEY’RE NOT ?
Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way
*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life
WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal
this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry
Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries
Awh HELL YEAH
OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST
buy your own homophobe
i. I’m not a homophobe???
yes you are 💗
why do you think that??
because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you
i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??
Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry
Yeah out of the trash can ???,
Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?
YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating
To the WHÁT you were eating ?????
Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???
Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry
R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used
Why would I be dared to eat an unused one?????
(Starts crying)
Whose did you eat
Rizzo please
They were GONZO’S ok
YOU ATE MORE THAN ONE?????
Look I was HUNGRY stop being a hater
. Anyways we are at sonic... what do y’all want
Your hand in marriage. (Kneels down and presents him with an onion ring)
(Crying) oh my god, really???
Yes.. we’ve been planning this for a while michael. Though I thought we agreed we would wait until we were at the bowling alley
I’m sorry the opening was perfect I had to
True. Anyways my googly bear, what do you say? Will you marry us? (She pulls out an actual ring)
Zoo wee MAMA... of course I will (gets up, kisses them each one at a time)
Polyamory rights
POLYAMOROUS RIGHTS
(The three lovers levitate) POLYAMORY RIGHTS
Omg my parents are really gonna get married???? I’m so happy I could, (he stabs Rizzo)
LOOK I’m happy for your parents too but Why did you stab Rizzo???,
YEAH??? RIZZO BUDDY TALK TO US
EUGHUUH CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE
woooow. We JUST got engaged and you have to make this all about you
Yeah what the hell rizzo??? We thought you were cooler than this
Can I PLEASE get a sonic slushy before i die
Stop being so dramatic it’s just a flesh wound ✋🙄
his kidney is LITERALLY on your knife still
It’s not my fault he was stabbable
YES it is you literally stabbed him!!!!
Well SORRY I was EXCITED
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OK MILHOUSE!!!!
(Starts crying) oh my golly STOP yelling at me
Hey kermit what the FUCK stop trying to tell at my kid you Linda-lookin BITCH
I’m not “telling” at your kid I’m “yelling” at your kid BECAUSE HE STABBED MY FRIEND
Lemme guess, next you’re going to start singing about your side part and skinny jeans huh?? HUH??
Hellooooo I am the sexy paramedic nurse here to help you!!!! Who needs help?
I am the other . Sexy paramedic nurse except I have a hat. Who are we helping?
Yes hello help ME. I have a broken heart because I stabbed this guy and now his friend is yelling at me also pity me I am 10 years old and cute
HERCULES DO WE HELP THE TEN YEAR OLD HUMAN OR THE WEIRD FROG MONSTER...
NEITHER!!! Help my friend he is bleeding to death,?
Mr the Frog there is NO need to raise your voice at Papyrus and just for that I’m gonna help the child first..
Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?
BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??
Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate
I don’t hibernate
Good you don’t deserve to
Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)
Awh thank you son what is it?
Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it
. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually
hey I am Not dead I was just resting
can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life
hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies
Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?
Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK
Okay mom 🙄
Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?
Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..
Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗
*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin
Going bowling
Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..
If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat
Milliam watch your fucking mouth
Sorry papa :(((
. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun
damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??
i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(
I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball
It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull
Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet
Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia
Do you think she will produce some milk for me
I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate
I can get you a cup buddy
Please do not produce milk in front of me
Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding
NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal
but aren’t you a frog????
yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo
THEY’RE NOT ?
Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way
*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life
WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal
this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry
Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries
Awh HELL YEAH
OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST
buy your own homophobe
i. I’m not a homophobe???
yes you are 💗
why do you think that??
because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you
i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??
Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry
Yeah out of the trash can ???,
Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?
YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating
To the WHÁT you were eating ?????
Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???
Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry
R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used
Why would I be dared to eat an unused one?????
(Starts crying)
Whose did you eat
Rizzo please
They were GONZO’S ok
YOU ATE MORE THAN ONE?????
Look I was HUNGRY stop being a hater
. Anyways we are at sonic... what do y’all want
Your hand in marriage. (Kneels down and presents him with an onion ring)
(Crying) oh my god, really???
Yes.. we’ve been planning this for a while michael. Though I thought we agreed we would wait until we were at the bowling alley
I’m sorry the opening was perfect I had to
True. Anyways my googly bear, what do you say? Will you marry us? (She pulls out an actual ring)
Zoo wee MAMA... of course I will (gets up, kisses them each one at a time)
Polyamory rights
POLYAMOROUS RIGHTS
(The three lovers levitate) POLYAMORY RIGHTS
Omg my parents are really gonna get married???? I’m so happy I could, (he stabs Rizzo)
LOOK I’m happy for your parents too but Why did you stab Rizzo???,
YEAH??? RIZZO BUDDY TALK TO US
EUGHUUH CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE
woooow. We JUST got engaged and you have to make this all about you
Yeah what the hell rizzo??? We thought you were cooler than this
Can I PLEASE get a sonic slushy before i die
Stop being so dramatic it’s just a flesh wound ✋🙄
his kidney is LITERALLY on your knife still
It’s not my fault he was stabbable
YES it is you literally stabbed him!!!!
Well SORRY I was EXCITED
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OK MILHOUSE!!!!
(Starts crying) oh my golly STOP yelling at me
Hey kermit what the FUCK stop trying to tell at my kid you Linda-lookin BITCH
I’m not “telling” at your kid I’m “yelling” at your kid BECAUSE HE STABBED MY FRIEND
Lemme guess, next you’re going to start singing about your side part and skinny jeans huh?? HUH??
Hellooooo I am the sexy paramedic nurse here to help you!!!! Who needs help?
I am the other . Sexy paramedic nurse except I have a hat. Who are we helping?
Alright me and the boys are ready to search for survivors from the terrible thing my ex-father did... dropping that egg and making mortals sick, and gods lose their power... it’s disgusting. Anyways, is anyone else wanting to help? Does anyone need help?
ZIM WILL HELP IN EXCHANGE FOR GETTING THE ONE RESPONSIBLE’S ORGANS
Well I don’t think he has any of his own but He does have a collection of them you could probably take
Alright me and the boys are ready to search for survivors from the terrible thing my ex-father did... dropping that egg and making mortals sick, and gods lose their power... it’s disgusting. Anyways, is anyone else wanting to help? Does anyone need help?
It’s time
I’ve been watching this strange “officialverse” for a while and I’ve been thinking... I don’t like how they all get along so easily.. in fact, I hate it. Seeing all these gods and powerful beings walking around with mortals and animal creatures and robots and all of the sinful creatures disgusts me.. I’m going to do what I should have done as soon as I got here!
I’m going to drop this giant stinky egg that will make all mortals incrediblely sick and all gods and powerful beings lose their power! And no one can stop me!
No... how could you..?
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
@official-hercules I’m bi bb
Really? I'm so proud of you for coming out! I'm bi too!
Inking Clayton
Heeeey does anyone wanna come with me to throw ink on Clayton??? He was really nasty to my bro Kuzco and I want Revenge
Oh, hey Jas! What’d he do?
Nyeh! Yes, what did he do?
He was really rude to brother Kuzco!! He kept calling him a princess and making him uncomfortable
SHIT let’s get him! Come on Papy!
I’m coming! I am ready to hurt this man!
Hey uh, if it’s okay to ask, who are you to Hercules? He’s been a pal and coworker of mine for ages now, and I haven’t really met you
Oh! My apologies! I am his err. How do you humans say it? Bonefriend?
NO THAT ISNT HOW WE SAY IT PAPYRUS
Inking Clayton
Heeeey does anyone wanna come with me to throw ink on Clayton??? He was really nasty to my bro Kuzco and I want Revenge
Oh, hey Jas! What’d he do?
Nyeh! Yes, what did he do?
He was really rude to brother Kuzco!! He kept calling him a princess and making him uncomfortable
SHIT let’s get him! Come on Papy!
