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(Falls flat on his face, shaking and holding Rizzo) AAAAAAA??? Did it work,,,???
Yesss we’re safe, now let’s go find a doctor— hey, why did those two teleport with us? They weren’t even singing the same song :O(
Wait are you talking about us??
Uhm yes..?
Oh. Hey yeah why DID we teleport
BECAUSE WE WERE SINGING THE ~forbidden remix~
HOLY SHIT PAPY YOUR ARM FELL OFF ???
H. He’s a skeleton? Doesn’t that just happen sometimes..?
EUGH I DONT FEEL SO GOOD HERCULES... (starts fading away)
(Falls flat on his face, shaking and holding Rizzo) AAAAAAA??? Did it work,,,???
Yesss we’re safe, now let’s go find a doctor— hey, why did those two teleport with us? They weren’t even singing the same song :O(
Wait are you talking about us??
Uhm yes..?
Oh. Hey yeah why DID we teleport
BECAUSE WE WERE SINGING THE ~forbidden remix~
Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?
BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??
Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate
I don’t hibernate
Good you don’t deserve to
Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)
Awh thank you son what is it?
Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it
. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually
hey I am Not dead I was just resting
can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life
hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies
Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?
Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK
Okay mom 🙄
Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?
Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..
Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗
*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin
Going bowling
Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..
If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat
Milliam watch your fucking mouth
Sorry papa :(((
. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun
damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??
i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(
I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball
It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull
Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet
Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia
Do you think she will produce some milk for me
I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate
I can get you a cup buddy
Please do not produce milk in front of me
Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding
NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal
but aren’t you a frog????
yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo
THEY’RE NOT ?
Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way
*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life
WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal
this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry
Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries
Awh HELL YEAH
OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST
buy your own homophobe
i. I’m not a homophobe???
yes you are 💗
why do you think that??
because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you
i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??
Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry
Yeah out of the trash can ???,
Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?
YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating
To the WHÁT you were eating ?????
Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???
Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry
R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used
Why would I be dared to eat an unused one?????
(Starts crying)
Whose did you eat
Rizzo please
They were GONZO’S ok
YOU ATE MORE THAN ONE?????
Look I was HUNGRY stop being a hater
. Anyways we are at sonic... what do y’all want
Your hand in marriage. (Kneels down and presents him with an onion ring)
(Crying) oh my god, really???
Yes.. we’ve been planning this for a while michael. Though I thought we agreed we would wait until we were at the bowling alley
I’m sorry the opening was perfect I had to
True. Anyways my googly bear, what do you say? Will you marry us? (She pulls out an actual ring)
Zoo wee MAMA... of course I will (gets up, kisses them each one at a time)
Polyamory rights
POLYAMOROUS RIGHTS
(The three lovers levitate) POLYAMORY RIGHTS
Omg my parents are really gonna get married???? I’m so happy I could, (he stabs Rizzo)
LOOK I’m happy for your parents too but Why did you stab Rizzo???,
YEAH??? RIZZO BUDDY TALK TO US
EUGHUUH CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE
woooow. We JUST got engaged and you have to make this all about you
Yeah what the hell rizzo??? We thought you were cooler than this
Can I PLEASE get a sonic slushy before i die
Stop being so dramatic it’s just a flesh wound ✋🙄
his kidney is LITERALLY on your knife still
It’s not my fault he was stabbable
YES it is you literally stabbed him!!!!
Well SORRY I was EXCITED
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OK MILHOUSE!!!!
(Starts crying) oh my golly STOP yelling at me
Hey kermit what the FUCK stop trying to tell at my kid you Linda-lookin BITCH
I’m not “telling” at your kid I’m “yelling” at your kid BECAUSE HE STABBED MY FRIEND
Lemme guess, next you’re going to start singing about your side part and skinny jeans huh?? HUH??
Hellooooo I am the sexy paramedic nurse here to help you!!!! Who needs help?
I am the other . Sexy paramedic nurse except I have a hat. Who are we helping?
Yes hello help ME. I have a broken heart because I stabbed this guy and now his friend is yelling at me also pity me I am 10 years old and cute
HERCULES DO WE HELP THE TEN YEAR OLD HUMAN OR THE WEIRD FROG MONSTER...
NEITHER!!! Help my friend he is bleeding to death,?
Mr the Frog there is NO need to raise your voice at Papyrus and just for that I’m gonna help the child first..
Yanno what? I’m tired of his attitude. I’m calling Sheriff Woody
(Crying) No ... no not again. Come, sing with me, fozzie, Rizzo.. We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (Get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet
(Through tears) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
(Cough) I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers....
what the fuck are they doing.???
OMG IT’S OUR SONG HERC!!! HE SAIIIIID
I WAS SEVEN AND YOU WERE NINE, I LOOKED AT YOU LIKE THE STARS THAT SHINEEEE
Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?
BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??
Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate
I don’t hibernate
Good you don’t deserve to
Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)
Awh thank you son what is it?
Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it
. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually
hey I am Not dead I was just resting
can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life
hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies
Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?
Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK
Okay mom 🙄
Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?
Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..
Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗
*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin
Going bowling
Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..
If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat
Milliam watch your fucking mouth
Sorry papa :(((
. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun
damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??
i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(
I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball
It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull
Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet
Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia
Do you think she will produce some milk for me
I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate
I can get you a cup buddy
Please do not produce milk in front of me
Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding
NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal
but aren’t you a frog????
yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo
THEY’RE NOT ?
Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way
*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life
WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal
this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry
Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries
Awh HELL YEAH
OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST
buy your own homophobe
i. I’m not a homophobe???
yes you are 💗
why do you think that??
because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you
i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??
Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry
Yeah out of the trash can ???,
Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?
YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating
To the WHÁT you were eating ?????
Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???
Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry
R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used
Why would I be dared to eat an unused one?????
(Starts crying)
Whose did you eat
Rizzo please
They were GONZO’S ok
YOU ATE MORE THAN ONE?????
Look I was HUNGRY stop being a hater
. Anyways we are at sonic... what do y’all want
Your hand in marriage. (Kneels down and presents him with an onion ring)
(Crying) oh my god, really???
Yes.. we’ve been planning this for a while michael. Though I thought we agreed we would wait until we were at the bowling alley
I’m sorry the opening was perfect I had to
True. Anyways my googly bear, what do you say? Will you marry us? (She pulls out an actual ring)
Zoo wee MAMA... of course I will (gets up, kisses them each one at a time)
Polyamory rights
POLYAMOROUS RIGHTS
(The three lovers levitate) POLYAMORY RIGHTS
Omg my parents are really gonna get married???? I’m so happy I could, (he stabs Rizzo)
LOOK I’m happy for your parents too but Why did you stab Rizzo???,
YEAH??? RIZZO BUDDY TALK TO US
EUGHUUH CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE
woooow. We JUST got engaged and you have to make this all about you
Yeah what the hell rizzo??? We thought you were cooler than this
Can I PLEASE get a sonic slushy before i die
Stop being so dramatic it’s just a flesh wound ✋🙄
his kidney is LITERALLY on your knife still
It’s not my fault he was stabbable
YES it is you literally stabbed him!!!!
Well SORRY I was EXCITED
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OK MILHOUSE!!!!
(Starts crying) oh my golly STOP yelling at me
Hey kermit what the FUCK stop trying to tell at my kid you Linda-lookin BITCH
I’m not “telling” at your kid I’m “yelling” at your kid BECAUSE HE STABBED MY FRIEND
Lemme guess, next you’re going to start singing about your side part and skinny jeans huh?? HUH??
Hellooooo I am the sexy paramedic nurse here to help you!!!! Who needs help?
I am the other . Sexy paramedic nurse except I have a hat. Who are we helping?
Yes hello help ME. I have a broken heart because I stabbed this guy and now his friend is yelling at me also pity me I am 10 years old and cute
HERCULES DO WE HELP THE TEN YEAR OLD HUMAN OR THE WEIRD FROG MONSTER...
Ok FINALLY it’s time to go bowling. Man that was a good nap, what time is it?
BABE finally you woke up it’s been like several months??
Oops lol I was trying to be like a bear and hibernate
I don’t hibernate
Good you don’t deserve to
Oh hey dad I got you some breakfast :)
Awh thank you son what is it?
Oh well it’s a dead rat I found on the side of the road! Do you need some sauce for it
. Yanno what let’s get subway this morning actually
hey I am Not dead I was just resting
can you please die then I want to eat rat meat at least Once in my life
hm how about instead I let you eat some weed gummies
Why would you put weeds in gummies they taste better on their own :( so can you please pass away? Pretty please?
Oh my goodness!!! Hey Rizzo!!! We have been looking for you!! (He pats Rizzo’s head and picks him up out of milhouses arms) I’ve been worried SICK
Okay mom 🙄
Hey we have been over this I am NOT a mom friend but also Whats Wrong ?
Oh I just. Miss gonzo and Pepé and we got in a fight last time I saw them and now I can’t find them to apologize and I feel really bad ..
Awhh I’m so sorry Rizz, we’ll find them 💗
*sniffles* ok... anyways what are you guys doin
Going bowling
Oh wow, gonzo used to love bowling..
If you stop being a whiny bitch you can come with us mr the rat
Milliam watch your fucking mouth
Sorry papa :(((
. Anyways can I please come? I love using myself as a bowling ball by rolling down the lane, it’s super fun
damn has everyone been a bowling ball except for me? Is this a common occurrence ??
i’m sorry my hairy george clooney but it is O(
I hate everyone in this room except for Mikey and milliam. now let’s get this ball
It’s “let’s get this bread,” sull
Mikey this is why we aren’t married yet
Man FUCK u sulley wulley now let’s go wake up celia
Do you think she will produce some milk for me
I’m sorry my boy but i cannot lactate
I can get you a cup buddy
Please do not produce milk in front of me
Woooow of course kermit is anti breastfeeding
NO I’m all for breastfeeding but 1) I feel like watching you in particular Brest feed would be terrifying and 2) it. Makes me a little jealous because I’m not a mammal
but aren’t you a frog????
yes??? Frogs aren’t mammals kiddo
THEY’RE NOT ?
Honeypumpkin we are sorry you had to find out this way
*bursts into tears* This is the worst day of my life
WAIT but since he’s a muppet frog he is half mammal
this makes my pain slightly more tolerable and Also I am still hungry
Fine we will stop for some Sonic fries
Awh HELL YEAH
OOH YES THOSE ARE THE BEST
buy your own homophobe
i. I’m not a homophobe???
yes you are 💗
why do you think that??
because i’m bisexual and I don’t like you
i’m literally bisexual too?? ? Bro ??
Yeah well I saw you eat a Chick-fil-A waffle Fry
Yeah out of the trash can ???,
Do you promise that you didn’t pay for it ?
YES I would never pay for it, one just got stuck to the tampon I was eating
To the WHÁT you were eating ?????
Look Pepé dared me to, what was I gonna do, say NO???
Damn that’s tough, I ate one before, they aren’t that bad if they’re not used. Just dry
R. Rizzo please tell me they weren’t used
Why would I be dared to eat an unused one?????
(Starts crying)
Whose did you eat
Rizzo please
They were GONZO’S ok
YOU ATE MORE THAN ONE?????
Look I was HUNGRY stop being a hater
. Anyways we are at sonic... what do y’all want
Your hand in marriage. (Kneels down and presents him with an onion ring)
(Crying) oh my god, really???
Yes.. we’ve been planning this for a while michael. Though I thought we agreed we would wait until we were at the bowling alley
I’m sorry the opening was perfect I had to
True. Anyways my googly bear, what do you say? Will you marry us? (She pulls out an actual ring)
Zoo wee MAMA... of course I will (gets up, kisses them each one at a time)
Polyamory rights
POLYAMOROUS RIGHTS
(The three lovers levitate) POLYAMORY RIGHTS
Omg my parents are really gonna get married???? I’m so happy I could, (he stabs Rizzo)
LOOK I’m happy for your parents too but Why did you stab Rizzo???,
YEAH??? RIZZO BUDDY TALK TO US
EUGHUUH CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE
woooow. We JUST got engaged and you have to make this all about you
Yeah what the hell rizzo??? We thought you were cooler than this
Can I PLEASE get a sonic slushy before i die
Stop being so dramatic it’s just a flesh wound ✋🙄
his kidney is LITERALLY on your knife still
It’s not my fault he was stabbable
YES it is you literally stabbed him!!!!
Well SORRY I was EXCITED
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OK MILHOUSE!!!!
(Starts crying) oh my golly STOP yelling at me
Hey kermit what the FUCK stop trying to tell at my kid you Linda-lookin BITCH
I’m not “telling” at your kid I’m “yelling” at your kid BECAUSE HE STABBED MY FRIEND
Lemme guess, next you’re going to start singing about your side part and skinny jeans huh?? HUH??
Hellooooo I am the sexy paramedic nurse here to help you!!!! Who needs help?
can someone PLEASE tell me how to ween my son off breastmilk?? he refuses to drink anything else and i’m very worried
(he flips into view) Lét me trÿ sømethîng!
no don’t come near me you smell like shaving cream and i don’t trust you
it’s økây lîttłe bôy! i jûst háve an apple fôr yoû!
hmmm i dunno do horses eat apples sir.?
yés they dø!
hm ok i will try a single bite of apple
:) its cálled spørtscándy whére I’m frøm!
is it though or do just you call it that? (he takes a bite of apple and starts choking)
AWUWUWUEYEYE (he throws milhouse over his shoulder and dead sprints to the hospital)
what are ye doing in my hospital
please help my son ate a bite of apple and he is choking now?,,
that’s not a tony hawk move, milhouse. (starts pounding on his chest until he pukes up the piece of apple across the room) now my sexy nurses will be in to bill you
(he poses into the room) HELLO MR WAZOWSKI! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY TODAY
“…Why must a dream turn sour?… The March Hare doesn’t enjoy such a smell.”
I don’t know what you’re saying, but you have to follow me! The stench will make you and your rabbit sick. We have to get you two to the Chum Bucket. It’s the only safe place we have found!
“I don’t think any amount of anything will remove this sickness from me… forgive me.” Naho was mumbling incoherent things while laying on the ground.
No, miss! You have to get up! Come with me!
Google what do i
Do if I swallowed a taser ??? My fur is sticking up now and I don’t like it??
How did you manage to swallow a taser,
P,papyrus dared me to,
Why did you listen???!?
it was a double dare I had to!
Ohhh ok. Well @papyrus—official why did you dare Sulley to eat a taser????
They taste good!
* wh-
* what the fuck is wrong with you?
Nothing currently! I just saw some humans eating tasers and wanted to try it out and I don’t regret it!
* papyrus, i-… you don’t just eat a taser!
Oh, don’t worry Sans! My boyfriend Hercules eats them all the time and says that he’ll heal me right up if I get hurt from it!
* okay, well i guess that’s a little reassuring?
I’m glad you are reassured, brother! You shouldn’t be worried about that, anyways! You should be more worried about my allergy to tasers... *somehow, he pukes*
Google what do i
Do if I swallowed a taser ??? My fur is sticking up now and I don’t like it??
How did you manage to swallow a taser,
P,papyrus dared me to,
Why did you listen???!?
it was a double dare I had to!
Ohhh ok. Well @papyrus—official why did you dare Sulley to eat a taser????
They taste good!
* wh-
* what the fuck is wrong with you?
Nothing currently! I just saw some humans eating tasers and wanted to try it out and I don’t regret it!
* papyrus, i-… you don’t just eat a taser!
Oh, don’t worry Sans! My boyfriend Hercules eats them all the time and says that he’ll heal me right up if I get hurt from it!
Google what do i
Do if I swallowed a taser ??? My fur is sticking up now and I don’t like it??
How did you manage to swallow a taser,
P,papyrus dared me to,
Why did you listen???!?
it was a double dare I had to!
Ohhh ok. Well @papyrus—official why did you dare Sulley to eat a taser????
They taste good!
* wh-
* what the fuck is wrong with you?
Nothing currently! I just saw some humans eating tasers and wanted to try it out and I don’t regret it!
Google what do i
Do if I swallowed a taser ??? My fur is sticking up now and I don’t like it??
How did you manage to swallow a taser,
P,papyrus dared me to,
Why did you listen???!?
it was a double dare I had to!
Ohhh ok. Well @papyrus—official why did you dare Sulley to eat a taser????
They taste good!
Inking Clayton
Heeeey does anyone wanna come with me to throw ink on Clayton??? He was really nasty to my bro Kuzco and I want Revenge
Oh, hey Jas! What’d he do?
Nyeh! Yes, what did he do?
He was really rude to brother Kuzco!! He kept calling him a princess and making him uncomfortable
SHIT let’s get him! Come on Papy!
I’m coming! I am ready to hurt this man!
Hey uh, if it’s okay to ask, who are you to Hercules? He’s been a pal and coworker of mine for ages now, and I haven’t really met you
Oh! My apologies! I am his err. How do you humans say it? Bonefriend?
Inking Clayton
Heeeey does anyone wanna come with me to throw ink on Clayton??? He was really nasty to my bro Kuzco and I want Revenge
Oh, hey Jas! What’d he do?
Nyeh! Yes, what did he do?
He was really rude to brother Kuzco!! He kept calling him a princess and making him uncomfortable
SHIT let’s get him! Come on Papy!
I’m coming! I am ready to hurt this man!
Inking Clayton
Heeeey does anyone wanna come with me to throw ink on Clayton??? He was really nasty to my bro Kuzco and I want Revenge
Oh, hey Jas! What’d he do?
Nyeh! Yes, what did he do?
Monch
DO NOT TOUCH MY BREAD
C’mon son. I’m starving.
MY BREAD
I am
HUNGRY!
FIND YOUR OWN FOOD
I’ll find a mutant animal or something to eat.
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DAMN STALE BREAD.
*pterodactky screech before shoving whole thing in mouth*
Eugh. What the hell happened to you?!
HUNGER
Okay. I don’t care. I’ll leave you to your own devices, shoving bread down your throat and playing Russian roulette…
Whatever! I’m done with this whole “mom” thing.
*She storms out, snatching some sort of sickly mutant animal off of the ground and devouring it.*
She… she actually fucking ate a mutant… holy shit
GRRRRRH!
D
Did you just eat my spaghetti??
*Cowering behind an abandoned building, malnourished.*
Awuh?
That mutant thing was my spaghetti.. Did you like it????
Ahehe…
*RETCH*
… I wish I could cry right now but I have no tear ducts
No NO IT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS
The why did it make you sick? :(
My tapeworm friend thought otherwise. ;~;
Well we have to get that tapeworm out of you! Just lay down and relax, okay? I’m going to give you surgery!
Shit shit SHIT
Don’t touch me!
HISSSSSSSS
Paxton I HAVE TO! You’re sick! I’m sorry but.. I’m gonna have to put you under! *holds up syringe*
aAAAAAAAAAAH
Where the FUCK did you get a needle?!
I hid it in my shoulder pads now hold still!! @official-hercules @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r help!! She needs restrained!!!
c’MON. I just wanted some damn bread…
*Squirms around in an attempt at trying to avoid him, but she’s far too malnurished.*
Yeah maybe if you didnt eat random things you would have been fine!!!! But now i have to give you surgery!!! *whisperinng as he sticks the needle in her human arm* now if only I knew how to do surgery…
hHH- STOP IT
We’re trying to help! *pushes the liquid in faster, causing her to grow sleepy*
Nooo… I just wanna go home-!
Waaaaaah…
It’s ok now… sHhhhh..*brushes her face softly* go to sleep now robot woman…
*Cries softly in her sleep as she drifts off.*
Nn-o…!
Okay now we can start… *stares in thought before pulling out pain medicine and forcing it and some water down her throat*
*After a few minutes he pulls out a knife* now .. I just get the wormy out… *slicing her open while gently singing toxic by Britney spears*
bAD No no BAD
*Blabbing softly in her slumber as he hacks her open.*
There it is… Her kidney worm…
Papyrus I think thats just her kidney
…Oh
Then this long slurp straw thing is it right???
I think that’s her intestine spaghetti
Looking at it makes me hungry :(
Please don’t eat her intestine I think she needs that
Okay.. It’s very tempting.. I kinda do wanna take her kidney though
What for?
My lunch tomorrow
Hmmm well let’s leave it there and just find her tapeworm ok?
I found it!!! Look at it squirm!!!!!
Alright now let’s kill it
NO NO NO!!! Let’s just send it home. She got the dead animal from Nikolai, right?? We’ll just make him some bread and spaghetti for him to feed his new pet tapeworm !!!!! :)
That works! I wanna help bake the bread and mKe the spaghetti though :)
Sounds fun! *drops the heavy tapeworm onto her arm, shattering it*
Huh…? Wha was that…
uHHHHHHH *takes a long piece of her broken arm and beats her with it until she’s knocked out again*
AYE-!
IT’S NOT WORKING !!!!
UHHHHHH *smacks her with his skateboard so hard it gives her a black eye* hopefully that worked???
JUST IN CASE IT DOESN’T *steals her left kidney and stuffs it down his shirt*
Also I’ve got the tapeworm so all we have to do now is seal her up and try to fix her arm!!! *zaps her, sealing her stomach closed* hopefully that works…
Uhhhhhh I think it’s done for. Her hand is still in tact though? So … *smacks her full force with her own hand, waking her instantly* @cyber-mom-paxton WAKE UP!!!!
Owh… whaaa?
…
WHA HAPPEN
You had a baby. *hands her the tapeworm, wrapped in a blanket*
Oh my god. What the hell did you do to my arm?!
*he stares at the arm before throwing it* what arm? You only had one arm! Boy, the medicine sure did you good!
Anyways, its time for dinner! Let’s go to Chillis! @pax-updated
What’s a chili’s? And… I don’t want this thing, give it to Nikolai or something.
*She hands the tapeworm to Papyrus, gagging.*
*papyrus frowns at her* Chilli's is a restaurant that serves human food. I don't know what kind but I'm assuming Chilli. I want to try it.
*he cradles the tapeworm* and don't ever speak to your beautiful son like that ever again. You're just gonna abandon him, then, huh???? Be a terrible mother to the little guy???? You're going to do that????
Monch
DO NOT TOUCH MY BREAD
C’mon son. I’m starving.
MY BREAD
I am
HUNGRY!
FIND YOUR OWN FOOD
I’ll find a mutant animal or something to eat.
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DAMN STALE BREAD.
*pterodactky screech before shoving whole thing in mouth*
Eugh. What the hell happened to you?!
HUNGER
Okay. I don’t care. I’ll leave you to your own devices, shoving bread down your throat and playing Russian roulette…
Whatever! I’m done with this whole “mom” thing.
*She storms out, snatching some sort of sickly mutant animal off of the ground and devouring it.*
She… she actually fucking ate a mutant… holy shit
GRRRRRH!
D
Did you just eat my spaghetti??
*Cowering behind an abandoned building, malnourished.*
Awuh?
That mutant thing was my spaghetti.. Did you like it????
Ahehe…
*RETCH*
… I wish I could cry right now but I have no tear ducts
No NO IT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS
The why did it make you sick? :(
My tapeworm friend thought otherwise. ;~;
Well we have to get that tapeworm out of you! Just lay down and relax, okay? I’m going to give you surgery!
Shit shit SHIT
Don’t touch me!
HISSSSSSSS
Paxton I HAVE TO! You’re sick! I’m sorry but.. I’m gonna have to put you under! *holds up syringe*
aAAAAAAAAAAH
Where the FUCK did you get a needle?!
I hid it in my shoulder pads now hold still!! @official-hercules @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r help!! She needs restrained!!!
c’MON. I just wanted some damn bread…
*Squirms around in an attempt at trying to avoid him, but she’s far too malnurished.*
Yeah maybe if you didnt eat random things you would have been fine!!!! But now i have to give you surgery!!! *whisperinng as he sticks the needle in her human arm* now if only I knew how to do surgery…
hHH- STOP IT
We’re trying to help! *pushes the liquid in faster, causing her to grow sleepy*
Nooo… I just wanna go home-!
Waaaaaah…
It’s ok now… sHhhhh..*brushes her face softly* go to sleep now robot woman…
*Cries softly in her sleep as she drifts off.*
Nn-o…!
Okay now we can start… *stares in thought before pulling out pain medicine and forcing it and some water down her throat*
*After a few minutes he pulls out a knife* now .. I just get the wormy out… *slicing her open while gently singing toxic by Britney spears*
bAD No no BAD
*Blabbing softly in her slumber as he hacks her open.*
There it is… Her kidney worm…
Papyrus I think thats just her kidney
…Oh
Then this long slurp straw thing is it right???
I think that’s her intestine spaghetti
Looking at it makes me hungry :(
Please don’t eat her intestine I think she needs that
Okay.. It’s very tempting.. I kinda do wanna take her kidney though
What for?
My lunch tomorrow
Hmmm well let’s leave it there and just find her tapeworm ok?
I found it!!! Look at it squirm!!!!!
Alright now let’s kill it
NO NO NO!!! Let’s just send it home. She got the dead animal from Nikolai, right?? We’ll just make him some bread and spaghetti for him to feed his new pet tapeworm !!!!! :)
That works! I wanna help bake the bread and mKe the spaghetti though :)
Sounds fun! *drops the heavy tapeworm onto her arm, shattering it*
Huh…? Wha was that…
uHHHHHHH *takes a long piece of her broken arm and beats her with it until she’s knocked out again*
AYE-!
IT’S NOT WORKING !!!!
UHHHHHH *smacks her with his skateboard so hard it gives her a black eye* hopefully that worked???
JUST IN CASE IT DOESN’T *steals her left kidney and stuffs it down his shirt*
Also I’ve got the tapeworm so all we have to do now is seal her up and try to fix her arm!!! *zaps her, sealing her stomach closed* hopefully that works…
Uhhhhhh I think it’s done for. Her hand is still in tact though? So … *smacks her full force with her own hand, waking her instantly* @cyber-mom-paxton WAKE UP!!!!
Owh… whaaa?
…
WHA HAPPEN
You had a baby. *hands her the tapeworm, wrapped in a blanket*
Oh my god. What the hell did you do to my arm?!
*he stares at the arm before throwing it* what arm? You only had one arm! Boy, the medicine sure did you good!
Anyways, its time for dinner! Let's go to Chillis! @pax-updated
