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Die Feinde des Proletariats
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Ich sage "Man gönnt sich ja sonst nichts" ziemlich oft für jemanden der nichts anderes tut als sich zu gönnen
planning a trip to europe from a city with practically no transport is crazy. i open up a map of the munich metro system and staring back at me is a biblically accurate angel if it were a map of a metro system
BE NOT AFRAID looking ass
haha yeah su-
More accurate depiction of the Munich public transport system:
Ich identifiziere mich als GmbHe/er
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Where Bankirrtum zu meinen Gunsten
[ID: do it for him meme featuring the same picture of Bernd das Brot over and over and over and over and-]
Transfeindliche Verordnung im Meldewesen: Bundesregierung kassiert Pleite
Merz' und Dobrindts Verordnung zum Meldewesen ist vorerst gescheitert. Der Tagesordnungspunkt wurde im Bundesrat abgesetzt. Das ist eine kleine Sensation. Die Bundesregierung konnte trotz eines gestern noch hektisch aufgesetzten Schreibens an die Bundesländer keine Mehrheit für diese transfeindliche Verordnung zustande bringen. Der Vorstoß des Bundesinnenministers, trans Personen in erster Linie als Sicherheitsrisiko zu sehen, statt ihre Grundrechte zu schützen, hat im Bundesrat keine Mehrheit gefunden. Das ist auch ein Erfolg der Proteste von Verbänden und queerer Bewegung. Es ist überfällig, dass die Bundesregierung umsteuert. Die geplante Verordnung würde zu unbegrenzter Datenspeicherung, Zwangsoutings im Umgang mit Behörden, zu mehr Unsicherheit und Diskriminierung führen.
This was news from thee newscast here (Tagesschau) so the article is only in German but here my favourite parts:
- for a long time the only reason they knew the worm existed were the traces it left on the corals it ate, no one ever saw it
- until one day they found a one point five metre long part of the worm that was still wiggling
- only the part was missing the head, and the corals continued to be eaten, so apparently the worm just got rid of its bum and continued on like normal
- DNA tests of the bum could not determine its species, only that it is in some way related to the bobbit worm (also called eunice aphroditois), so this might be an entirely new species
- the worm is called 'Phantom'
- they installed cameras for four days, but didn't manage to capture the worm, after removing the cameras the worm continued eating the corals - right where the cameras had been
- the guy who positioned the camera said to that 'Lots of material, sadly extremly little worm, as in neither a long nor the short worm. We haven't seen anything.'
- now they have installed a camera again and a popular german news channel is streaming the whole night so that everyone can search for Phantom:
🪱 Livestream: Nachts im Aquarium – auf der Suche nach einem Phantom: Seit rund zehn Jahren treibt ein rätselhafter Borstenwurm im Meerwasser
gotta say i love the different categories of comments:
- germans making worm puns and jokes, including die drei ??? and das sommerlochtier
- people going 'ah yes, the wretched bobbitworm, of course it's him, we all know what wicked beasts they are'
- people tagging friends who apparently are known for their worm special interest ♥️🪱
- wtf; very much wtf
@corpsegods our worm wrangling skills are needed.
Swim, my angel of chaos!
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friedrich merz 6’5 he should’ve hooped instead of terrorizing us all
Hm. 🤔
Many people shout at technical devices
Berlin - When frustrated with technical devices such as printers or computers, a majority of Germans sometimes let out their anger by shouting at the technology. 70 percent of those surveyed – men more often than women – have shouted at their technical devices, according to a survey by the digital association Bitkom. But only three percent have damaged or destroyed technical devices. dpa (German press agency)