Hail Satan

What up heckers! I’m finally back after months. Just to let you know they/them pronouns. I am a parent to everyone but still a crackhead dumbass. I can be found in the depths of hell. Don’t call the number 666-666-66 my receptionist will answer the phone not me.

[teathattast]

[hustlerose]

[tulasaysboo-deactivated20190411]

[official-lucifers-child]

For fucks sake

[no-chill-at-all]

[wi1ika]

Finally! :D

[lassukmiboolelunk]

:D

[official-lucifers-child]

Consume the homo three times a day, with each meal.

[official-king-satan]

Homo is the meal.

[kingofthehilltoday]

It’s energy sword sunday I tell you h’what.

[kingofthehilltoday]

Last energy sword sunday of the decade I tell you h'what

[thetenderpassion]

[lovelynemesis-deactivated201903]

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

[phoenixwolf876]

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

[17mul]

🗣

[black-hippie-moonchild]

👌🏾

[succubus-is-smol-deactivated201]

Stay together, stay safe

[eclecticstudentwriter]

Perfect advice. I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.

And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)

We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.

[hapslock]

Alternative option for a guy: if you feel safe doing so, go up to the creeper who’s following her and be like “hey WHAT’S UP bud do you like SPORTS? My favourite team is the redsox what’s YOURS my man? What you DRINKING dude that looks GOOD.” and be friendly and just loud enough to blow his cover. Draw attention to him and see what he does. He won’t feel as safe creeping if he knows people are looking at him, and maybe he’ll leave. It also means the woman won’t have to worry that you are *another* creeper she has to be wary of, and you may distract the bad dude enough to give her a chance to lose him.

[tumakhunter]

Reblogging for that last comment.

[1-ofthecoolkids2]

NO THIS NEEDS TO BE BOOSTED

[perpetually-tuned-out-deactivat]

so like if we are mutuals and you need to call someone on the phone legit hit me up and i will totally give you my number for situations like this. I don’t give two fucks if I’m at work! Your safety is more important to me! Please call me and laugh obnoxiously. Hell put me on speaker while you talk so my coworkers can help make some noise and keep you company

[sebbbystaaanmoved-deactivated20]

^^^^ this tho

[stuckonjbbarnes]

SAME HERE

[princeyofstars-deactivated20200]

Please do this!! I am not opposed to helping you out, young as I am <3

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

It works too! tried it myself

[milanadoraz]

I HAD NO CLUE THIS EXISTED??? BOOST

[virgomoncler]

BOOOOSSSSTTTTTT !!!

[immabethehero]

OoO

[pseudo-boyfriend]

If you do it on huawei phones, it does it automatically you have to cancel it!

[sugarglider-s]

Did anyone ask for more single dad Logan au nonsense? No? Well here it is anyway

[ringwaldhaze]

“Hm, we’re not so different, you and I. You’ve got your law practice, and me, I’ve got all these fuckin markers.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[artful-ang3l]

Well I’m not risking that

[lance-alt]

[lance-alt]

BROTHERS!!!

[lance-alt]

BROTHERS!!!

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

Rebloging for the duck brothers

[princessnoodlebug]

@purp-man

[alchemist-shizun]

Dhhdhs Lance is wonderful i love him

[snowoiive]

twilight sparkle says trans rights!!

[paulthebukkit]

some fool: wokeness is killing humor, only offensive jokes are funny

me, an intellectual: well just hold on a second

[every-unicorn-has-a-unique-horn]

@randomramblingz

[lollitree]

Whoops… How embarassing

[melaboveall]

this is totally appropriate and necessary to start teaching

[birdofprey1234]

We are not enemies.

[politicalsci]

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[danandphilnews]

[official-king-satan]

Gay pirates y’all

[blackqueerblog]

little dude is happy af. Cinderella is possibly his favorite character!

[official-king-satan]

HES LIVING IT UP

IF YOU DONT THINK HES PERFECT YOU CAN STFU