I’m In Your Vents

Kate made me make this blog

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

🏹Intro post🏹

Name: Clinton Francis Barton

God please just call me Clint

DOB: January 7th 1971

He/him

Trans!Clint (you don’t like it? Block me.)

Bi

Born Deaf

Mod:

None, I’m the real Clint (trust)

Background: last updated 1/7/25

Mostly based on the mcu Clint but is mixed with my own personal headcannons and comic Clint. best friends with Nat, lives on a farm, kinda retired but not really since he’s still technically a SHIELD agent and does return if he’s needed. Worked with Captain Carter in his Universe but does know Bucky (only heard Stories on Steve) became Ronan because of the Snap, Tony did live though they had to amputate his arm.

As a child is dad was abusive, both parents died in an accident which is when Clint and his siblings ran from home and joined the traveling circus. He did marry Laura though they got divorced and now he’s with Bucky. He adopted all his kids since he’s trans. etc. etc. [I’ll add more if I think of more.]

Anon asks are welcome! Pick an emoji and send an ask!

taken emojis: 🌙 🪶🍀🐝🍁🕶️🐥🪾🌌

Family & Family friends:

Partner:

@/soldier-in-winter - Bucky 🪦🕊️

Ex-wife & mother of my kids:

@laura-barton-shield - Laura

Siblings:

@barneythebarton - Barney

@thebetterbartontwin - Charlotte

Mentee/the new Hawkeye(s) & also my kids:

@lady-hawk-eye - Kate

@kate--hawkeye--bishop - Kate

@officially-kate-bishop - Kate

Kids (bio, adopted, and basically mine):

@hawkeyes-favorite - Lila

@cooperbarton-hawkeyeskid - cooper

@baby-barton - Nathan

@its-nate-the-sharpshot - (Teen) Nathan

@thatsammybarton - Sammy

@that-kid-hunter-barton - Hunter

@angelic-halos - Maya

@the-sleep-arrow-girl - Katerina

@luckythebestpizzadog - Lucky

@thebettermaximofftwin - Wanda

@jade-lopez-maximoff - Jade

@official-pietro-maximoff - Pietro

@whosafraidoflittleoldme17 - Aurora

@erupti-spider - Cat

@your-darling-gaze - Cherry

@ivanova-web-droid - Skye

@proud-owner-0f-americas-ass - Steve

@am-i-dreaming-right-now - Isla

@x-lovechild-x - Penny

@/bone-multiversalgod - Bone

@kaylabarton15 - Kayla

🪶- Wren

Sam (baby hawk)

(Another baby hawk)

Frank (milk frog)

Nieces/Nephews:

@ms-julia-barton - Julia

My bestie(s):

@natt-romanoff-barnes - Natasha

@blackwidow-nat-official2 - Natasha

Bestie’s sister:

@the-best-black-widow - Yelena

@your-fav-russian-assassin - Yelena

friends and heroes:

@official-buckybarnes -Bucky

@tony-stark-unofficial - Tony

@under0-0s - Tony

@peterparker-who - Peter

@the-real-peterparker - Peter

@verygoodlawyer - Matt

@dr-bruce-banner-official - Bruce

@/capt-carter-mostly-official - Peggy

@/we-love-redwing - Sam

”Bosses”:

@im-not-a-pirate - Fury

@trading-cards-owner - Coulson

Other me’s:

@its-ya-boii-hawkeye

(If I forgot you please let me know this was made on a whim)

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

// hey, mod here. There’s been a whole saga of drama going on around my blog recently, I’ve dragged a couple other blogs into it thinking it would be a fun side story but it wasn’t and it sucked and genuinely made me want to delete my blog sometimes.

Wherever this whole drama is right now with the pregnancy and website and boyfriends and friends and whatever, I don’t care anymore. It’s stressing me out and it’s not fun. I’m leaving this side story here, I don’t care what happens to it.

Treat it as a canon divergent story, an alt au, whatever you want but I’m leaving it where it is. I’m also going to be taking a break from this blog specifically.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Hey Clint, Cade here i know Kayla is grounded and stuff but is it okay if I come by just to check in like every week or every other week?

- @that-wayward-son

Yeah, that’s fine

[verygoodlawyer]

I got this girl pregnant she's @clintbarton-thearrowguy's daughter her name is Kayla is it possible to try and get custody of the baby she's thinking about giving it up for adoption I don't know what to do I know you're friends with Clint I just need advice

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"Do you happen to have a name?"

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“If Kayla wants to give the baby up then the kid can have it.”

Clint muttered, clearly at his Witt’s end with this whole ordeal.

“Sorry, you’re getting dragged into this, Matt…”

[verygoodlawyer]

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"Don't apologize, custody issues are a pain to deal with. It's better to navigate it with someone who knows what they're dealing with. Are you okay?"

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Honestly, I don’t know. I’m tired and there’s so much shit coming up. Who knew one teenage girl could cause this much trouble, huh?” He sighed “after all the kids I adopted you’d think I’d be a little better at this.”

[verygoodlawyer]

I got this girl pregnant she's @clintbarton-thearrowguy's daughter her name is Kayla is it possible to try and get custody of the baby she's thinking about giving it up for adoption I don't know what to do I know you're friends with Clint I just need advice

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"Do you happen to have a name?"

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“If Kayla wants to give the baby up then the kid can have it.”

Clint muttered, clearly at his Witt’s end with this whole ordeal.

“Sorry, you’re getting dragged into this, Matt…”

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

World's best dad AND World's greatest archer.

Don't tell Kate about that last bit

-@that-kid-hunter-barton

Thanks kiddo

[kaylabarton15]

I don't want my dad @clintbarton-thearrowguy to be angry with me. I need his support right now. I can't do this on my own.

Please daddy don't be mad. I made a stupid mistake. I'm sorry. I know I'm young, but I want to keep the baby. I don't know what else I can do. I know I disappointed you. I'm supposed to be the smart one. I'm not perfect. I'm really scared.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Kiddo, I’m not mad. I’m disappointed but I’m not mad. I’m gonna help you no matter what stupid mistake you made.

[kaylabarton15]

*she cries in his arms* I love you daddy, so much. You're the best. Thank you, for being there when I need you.

[olivia-nelson]

Stupid girl! You got pregnant. If I were Clint I'd ground you. You're gonna be a horrible mum.

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy she's being mean again!!!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

I feel like I’m volunteering at a daycare.

[the-other-bishop]

Aren't you like fifty or something Clint?

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Forty, thank you.

[the-other-bishop]

Fair enough. But no problem Clint. Congrats on being a grandpa

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

No need to remind me.

The kid ain’t born yet.

[under0-0s]

Hey Tony, I’ve got a quick favor to ask? One of my kids got wound up in some trouble and I need your help.

Blinks, looking up from his coffee cup, eyes narrowing at the news.

"...I retire for like, what, five minutes and it all goes to shit?"

Sighs, snaps up holograms, fingers tinkering with the floating screens, light illuminating the dimly lit work-space.

"...All right, legolas, tell me what you know about it, let's get this third grade cheap stake out of the way."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Thanks, Tony. I owe you one.

All I know right now is that my kids being framed for making a website that’s bullying this girl at her school, the police are looking into it and there’s two websites targeting different people that both are attached to the same IP address which was Kayla’s tablet.

[under0-0s]

Snaps his fingers, blinking hard.

"...You heard the man, Friday, I want report compiled, run it through our digital security programme and get that son of a bitch out of the way."

Then sighs, walking up to get his coffee refilled.

"Little shit thinks we got nothing better to do."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Oh, just wanted to let you know Skye’s been looking into it too, she might have more on it.”

[under0-0s]

"...I'll co-ordinate with her on that, and...mostly I won't have to do much of the work myself, I think Friday here has it covered."

He shrugged.

"Whoever this guy is, best believe I will be in the torture room myself when we're taking a good look at him once we get it."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Go easy on him. There’s a good chance it’s just a really stupid kid.”

[under0-0s]

"Well, Barton, stupid kids need to know what real life consequences are, man, and clearly this one, with the kind of damage is found under him, needs a fine scare."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

He sighed “yeah, I won’t disagree with you there.”

[under0-0s]

"Your other daughter, though, I think she can handle him fine. You should rely on her for that. SHIELD, no less, right?"

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Yeah, I told Coulson about it. Skyes been a massive help too. I just wanna get this drama over with.”

[under0-0s]

Hey Tony, I’ve got a quick favor to ask? One of my kids got wound up in some trouble and I need your help.

Blinks, looking up from his coffee cup, eyes narrowing at the news.

"...I retire for like, what, five minutes and it all goes to shit?"

Sighs, snaps up holograms, fingers tinkering with the floating screens, light illuminating the dimly lit work-space.

"...All right, legolas, tell me what you know about it, let's get this third grade cheap stake out of the way."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Thanks, Tony. I owe you one.

All I know right now is that my kids being framed for making a website that’s bullying this girl at her school, the police are looking into it and there’s two websites targeting different people that both are attached to the same IP address which was Kayla’s tablet.

[under0-0s]

Snaps his fingers, blinking hard.

"...You heard the man, Friday, I want report compiled, run it through our digital security programme and get that son of a bitch out of the way."

Then sighs, walking up to get his coffee refilled.

"Little shit thinks we got nothing better to do."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Oh, just wanted to let you know Skye’s been looking into it too, she might have more on it.”

[under0-0s]

"...I'll co-ordinate with her on that, and...mostly I won't have to do much of the work myself, I think Friday here has it covered."

He shrugged.

"Whoever this guy is, best believe I will be in the torture room myself when we're taking a good look at him once we get it."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Go easy on him. There’s a good chance it’s just a really stupid kid.”

[under0-0s]

"Well, Barton, stupid kids need to know what real life consequences are, man, and clearly this one, with the kind of damage is found under him, needs a fine scare."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

He sighed “yeah, I won’t disagree with you there.”

[under0-0s]

Hey Tony, I’ve got a quick favor to ask? One of my kids got wound up in some trouble and I need your help.

Blinks, looking up from his coffee cup, eyes narrowing at the news.

"...I retire for like, what, five minutes and it all goes to shit?"

Sighs, snaps up holograms, fingers tinkering with the floating screens, light illuminating the dimly lit work-space.

"...All right, legolas, tell me what you know about it, let's get this third grade cheap stake out of the way."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Thanks, Tony. I owe you one.

All I know right now is that my kids being framed for making a website that’s bullying this girl at her school, the police are looking into it and there’s two websites targeting different people that both are attached to the same IP address which was Kayla’s tablet.

[under0-0s]

Snaps his fingers, blinking hard.

"...You heard the man, Friday, I want report compiled, run it through our digital security programme and get that son of a bitch out of the way."

Then sighs, walking up to get his coffee refilled.

"Little shit thinks we got nothing better to do."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Oh, just wanted to let you know Skye’s been looking into it too, she might have more on it.”

[under0-0s]

"...I'll co-ordinate with her on that, and...mostly I won't have to do much of the work myself, I think Friday here has it covered."

He shrugged.

"Whoever this guy is, best believe I will be in the torture room myself when we're taking a good look at him once we get it."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Go easy on him. There’s a good chance it’s just a really stupid kid.”

[under0-0s]

Hey Tony, I’ve got a quick favor to ask? One of my kids got wound up in some trouble and I need your help.

Blinks, looking up from his coffee cup, eyes narrowing at the news.

"...I retire for like, what, five minutes and it all goes to shit?"

Sighs, snaps up holograms, fingers tinkering with the floating screens, light illuminating the dimly lit work-space.

"...All right, legolas, tell me what you know about it, let's get this third grade cheap stake out of the way."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Thanks, Tony. I owe you one.

All I know right now is that my kids being framed for making a website that’s bullying this girl at her school, the police are looking into it and there’s two websites targeting different people that both are attached to the same IP address which was Kayla’s tablet.

[under0-0s]

Snaps his fingers, blinking hard.

"...You heard the man, Friday, I want report compiled, run it through our digital security programme and get that son of a bitch out of the way."

Then sighs, walking up to get his coffee refilled.

"Little shit thinks we got nothing better to do."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

“Oh, just wanted to let you know Skye’s been looking into it too, she might have more on it.”

[under0-0s]

Hey Tony, I’ve got a quick favor to ask? One of my kids got wound up in some trouble and I need your help.

Blinks, looking up from his coffee cup, eyes narrowing at the news.

"...I retire for like, what, five minutes and it all goes to shit?"

Sighs, snaps up holograms, fingers tinkering with the floating screens, light illuminating the dimly lit work-space.

"...All right, legolas, tell me what you know about it, let's get this third grade cheap stake out of the way."

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Thanks, Tony. I owe you one.

All I know right now is that my kids being framed for making a website that’s bullying this girl at her school, the police are looking into it and there’s two websites targeting different people that both are attached to the same IP address which was Kayla’s tablet.

[kaylabarton15]

I don't want my dad @clintbarton-thearrowguy to be angry with me. I need his support right now. I can't do this on my own.

Please daddy don't be mad. I made a stupid mistake. I'm sorry. I know I'm young, but I want to keep the baby. I don't know what else I can do. I know I disappointed you. I'm supposed to be the smart one. I'm not perfect. I'm really scared.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Kiddo, I’m not mad. I’m disappointed but I’m not mad. I’m gonna help you no matter what stupid mistake you made.

[kaylabarton15]

*she cries in his arms* I love you daddy, so much. You're the best. Thank you, for being there when I need you.

[olivia-nelson]

Stupid girl! You got pregnant. If I were Clint I'd ground you. You're gonna be a horrible mum.

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy she's being mean again!!!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

I feel like I’m volunteering at a daycare.

[the-other-bishop]

Aren't you like fifty or something Clint?

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Forty, thank you.

[kaylabarton15]

I don't want my dad @clintbarton-thearrowguy to be angry with me. I need his support right now. I can't do this on my own.

Please daddy don't be mad. I made a stupid mistake. I'm sorry. I know I'm young, but I want to keep the baby. I don't know what else I can do. I know I disappointed you. I'm supposed to be the smart one. I'm not perfect. I'm really scared.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Kiddo, I’m not mad. I’m disappointed but I’m not mad. I’m gonna help you no matter what stupid mistake you made.

[kaylabarton15]

*she cries in his arms* I love you daddy, so much. You're the best. Thank you, for being there when I need you.

[olivia-nelson]

Stupid girl! You got pregnant. If I were Clint I'd ground you. You're gonna be a horrible mum.

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy she's being mean again!!!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

I feel like I’m volunteering at a daycare.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

How to become popular?... asking for a friend

//genuinely I have no clue dude, I came in on tumblr about two years ago now (?) I made this blog and just came on here a lot. There’s rlly no set plan man. I was one of the original MCU rp ppl and I was one of I think three Clint’s and I just so happened to be the most active out of all of them. It’s really just a roll of the die.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Can we go on a vacation somewhere tropical with our family I wanna meet my siblings

@kaylabarton15

Sure, that’ll probably be a good spring idea. We’ll see if we can round everyone up for that

[kaylabarton15]

A summer vacation??

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Summer vacation sounds good

[kaylabarton15]

What about a cruise? That could be fun!!!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Yeah, that sounds good

[not-linkachu]

PLEASE SHARE THIS! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! A MAN’S LIFE IS ON THE LINE!

[not-linkachu]

reblog, dont like

tagging ppl

@therealbitchywitchy, @thatnonbinanry, @evil-tboys, @what-even-is-thiss, @wolfythewitch, @busket, @jess-the-vampire, @killer-official, @transslyblue, @trans-goat-girl, @transfemgal, @transmasc-cat-offical, @tboy-cock, @malwareproductions, @get-more-transmasc, @doberbutts, @silly-lil-guy-offical, @liberalsarecool, @cirrus-grey, @murderandcoffee, @interactyouth, @vague-magnus-archives, @vampirejuno, @your-local-vampire, @theconcealedweapon, @assignedmale, @annabelle--cane, @anarchist-revolution, @homunculus-argument, @questionable-enby-passing-advice, @questionable-mtf-passing-advice, @queen-suzu, @sanguinemoonchild-deactivated20, @salmon-offical, @normaluser-offical, @notsoscarystudios, @no-one-offical, @no-me-hables-del-pasado, @no-head-offical

tag ppl pls

[silly-lil-guy-offical]

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical + anyone else. I’m not super active so I don’t know many people

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I cant watch im on da bus

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagmeinyourshit @tag @satanic-fox-offical @fox-hunter-offical @fox-offical @silly-medium-flood-frog-offical @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical @pipis-official @theorbwizard @theonewhoprotested @kiarathefox @killer-official @kinger-offical @satans-fan-offical @king-of-oreo @eredin-offical @james-offical @johnny-with-a-fiddle-offical @journalism-offical @metalheads4life @staffs-secret-blog

[ottermclusky]

@a-summer-soul @clintbarton-thearrowguy

[what-the-cap-dude]

For awareness!!