Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..
(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)
What happened?? can someone please tell me??
My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..
So this means we are dating now right?
I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...
Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!
I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..
Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..
I believe I have one.. (he stepped forward and held out a little bottle) I have a youth potion, so Kuzco will get to grow old with his family, and then when they die out he can take this youth potion and the immortality potion..
It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.
You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?
You’re so wild...
Wild for you 💗💗💗
Finally! I caught up with you two!!! (He starts running for Kuzco)
(He rolls his eyes and kisses Hades. They both glow like in Shrek and when they come back down, their memories of each other flood back)
H.. Hades??
(Hades spins him around) I’ve missed you, my little cinnamon muffin! (He kisses him again)
It worked!!!! It really worked!!!!! (He looks at pacha and flips him off) fuck you grampa!!!!!
