Ray William Johnson

This account is on an indefinite hiatus until further notice Comedian and creator of the virtual band Your Favorite Martian

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(Breaking character for a bit) Hello there everyone! If you’re lgbtqphobic in anyway fucking leave this account, this place is in no way accepting of you if you believe any of that, so fuck off

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if world war 3 starts which yfm member are we using as a human shield

Puff Puff 100% that dude is going to die

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I was going to do it, but since you were being an annoying little bitch about it, I won’t anymore

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We need a new song

no you don’t

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I love women

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Where the freak is ymf?!? We haven't gotten any new songs in a LONNGGGG time time

I killed it because I was hungry for Puff Puff’s flesh so I ate him

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ray i miss you❤️❤️

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Who sweats and stinks the most in summer?

All of them. They are all sweat magnets.

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Ray, when's the new Episode or the new Yfm song?

And what is your favorite poop joke

2030

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hey this is my cat shes your biggest fan (emphasis on the biggest because shes a little bit plump..) hope she is to your liking ray ❤️

I’m coming back this blog to say that this is the best cat.

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Why

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JDKDFNRKRORIDUSGSBENDMF

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My wife left my today..

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ray is everything ok at home

my bathroom is permanently on fire nowadays