The Ogrelord

Get Out Of MY Swamp

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Eating Ben and Jerry’s in the bathtub at 3:00 in the morning, sobbing into her ice cream.*

[unofficial-papyrus]

*he stares blankly at her before backing out of the room and then running back in full force, hopping into the tub eith her*

Hey this is a good idea, Paxton! It’s nice in here!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

AYE-!

It’s just probably food poisoning… he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real -!

[unofficial-papyrus]

What do you mean? Of course I’m real! I’m the great and mighty Papyrus!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

No-no, no no… you’re just a hallucination-!

Ugh. I’m probably running a temperature…

[unofficial-papyrus]

Hmm… *he leans forward and touches her forehead* you are pretty warm.. We need to get you to a doctor!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Oh god he’s real…

AAAAYE!

[unofficial-papyrus]

We better get you to a doctor fast! You’re vibrating weird! *he picks her up and runs out the door to shreks office* fix her

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Waaaaaah-!

*She starts to wail loudly, malnourished and possibly diseased.*

[official-shrek]

EY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Sobbing quietly, I just want to eat my ice cream, please…

[official-shrek]

No way. You're obviously sick! Now.. A good place to start is this "ice cream" you're eating.. *he takes it and starts eating it* yeah this is definitely terrible for you.. Mm rat flavor.. You need to eat better food! Here, have this slug for starters

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Eating Ben and Jerry’s in the bathtub at 3:00 in the morning, sobbing into her ice cream.*

[unofficial-papyrus]

*he stares blankly at her before backing out of the room and then running back in full force, hopping into the tub eith her*

Hey this is a good idea, Paxton! It’s nice in here!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

AYE-!

It’s just probably food poisoning… he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real he’s not real -!

[unofficial-papyrus]

What do you mean? Of course I’m real! I’m the great and mighty Papyrus!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

No-no, no no… you’re just a hallucination-!

Ugh. I’m probably running a temperature…

[unofficial-papyrus]

Hmm… *he leans forward and touches her forehead* you are pretty warm.. We need to get you to a doctor!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Oh god he’s real…

AAAAYE!

[unofficial-papyrus]

We better get you to a doctor fast! You’re vibrating weird! *he picks her up and runs out the door to shreks office* fix her

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Waaaaaah-!

*She starts to wail loudly, malnourished and possibly diseased.*

[official-shrek]

EY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER

[unofficial-tulio]

It’s time

Hey @kairi-official I have the body ready.. Hades said if anything goes wrong he can help a little too. I’m ready when you are.

[kairi-official]

Okay

Im ready ^^

[unofficial-tulio]

Alright so

How do we do this?

[kairi-official]

Well one. put his body right in.the middle of the circle

[unofficial-tulio]

UHH alright *slams miguel down into the circle*

[kairi-official]

okay.. back away

[unofficial-tulio]

Well.. Ok… *he brushes his hand over Miguel’s face be for backing away* now what?

[kairi-official]

i say the chant..

*she pulls out a large ass book but took a small piece of paper out of it

[unofficial-tulio]

Do i say it with you..? *he glances at the paper in thought*

[kairi-official]

*wasnt any language he knew*

i will, because i am very fluent in darkness lettering

[unofficial-tulio]

Yeah I cant read that shit. But whenever you’re ready

[kairi-official]

*she started speaking the language, the circle started to glow*

[unofficial-tulio]

Woah, I think it’s working! *he backs away even more* miguel? Can you hear us?

[unofficial-miguel]

*he sits up and looks around* hey y'all what happened while I was out

[unofficial-tulio]

Miguel!!!! It worked holy shit… You were dead

[unofficial-miguel]

Well damn how’d I die??

[unofficial-tulio]

You were a Dumbass and got yourself shot

[unofficial-miguel]

Sounds like me.. Anyways can I have my crocs back

[unofficial-tulio]

Yeah, here you go

[unofficial-miguel]

Sweet.. Anyways .. Who brought me back?

[unofficial-tulio]

Kairi did. She used some black magic stuff or something. It was really cool actually

[unofficial-miguel]

Well damn, that’s awesome. Thanks @kairi-official! It feels good to be back! But one question. Why is my arm like. Broken

[unofficial-tulio]

Look you try lugging around a dead body around and not break any bones

[unofficial-miguel]

Its whatever but I can’t lift it so like??? We need to go and steal a sling for it from the hospital

[kairi-official]

yeah we should

[unofficial-tulio]

Yeah that sounds good to me. *holds up a gun and points it at @official-Shrek* give us a sling asshole

[official-shrek]

*shrek stares at the man before throwing a sling at him* k whatever get out of my office I was trying to shower

[tcoto-victim-official]

How did Susie remember Nanafuse's name?!

“The Seven Wonders of Minasato School!” Susie snickered.

“What she means is she was ranting for two hours about where she coulda heard the Seven Wonders from then forced herself to try and remember.”

“Shhh! Don’t reveal thaat!” She crossed her arms as she looked at Leah with a bit who snickered and ruffled her hair.

“Should I not add the bit about the killer headache you got? Oh wait~”

Susie had playfully punched her.”Yoou revealed it allll!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Well damn you actually are able to remember Mimic’s name…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s not nice to call’em a mimic.” She crossed her arms.”Their name is Nanafuse, it’s not that hard to remember.”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Well their magic… whatever, makes that impossible, at least for me, to remember, and besides, I think hes fine with the nickname

[tcoto-victim-official]

“Honestly.. If you try hard enough, and deal with a headache for a long time.” She mumbled that bit.”Anythin’ is possible!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah I guess… but right now a headaches the last thing I need

[tcoto-victim-official]

“Is your head already hurting or somethin, Nikolai..?” She raised a brow.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yes… its probably a side effect from the whole being

*he begins twitching again*

Deaddeadddeaddead

[tcoto-victim-official]

She flinched a tad as she took a big ol’step back.”I.. See, Nikolai.”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*the twitching stops*

I’m fine… I’m fine… sorry about that

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s alright, just.. It’s a tad startling to see..”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah…. sorry, probably some side effects from the whole… zombified thing…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s fine, Nikolai! Don’t keep sayin’ sorry about that, it’s really fine..!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

… if you say so…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s all good!” She had gave him a bright smile.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*he gives her a weak smile*

This place has really screwed me up

[tcoto-victim-official]

She sighed before just wrapping her arms around him.”Sh, shh-”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

… thanks kid

[tcoto-victim-official]

“I’m always here to give hugs, Nikolai.” She smiled up at him.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Heh, you really are a happy kid ain’t ya

[tcoto-victim-official]

“I try to be, seeing others happy can maybe make others happy..!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah… yeah…

This place couls use more people like you…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“.. Maybe the place just needs more kindness to everyone? I mean- A little bit of kindness goes a long way!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Your right… I wish it was that easy though

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*She runs over, sobbing.*

Nikolai! Are you alright, my boy?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Of course… why wouldn’t I be?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

You just… you fell down again-!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m fiiiiine

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*ERROR: INITIATING SHUTDOWN.*

*She falls down, twitching as sparks emerge through her wounds from her broken wires.*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

SHITSHIT

*he carefully picks her up*

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aie-!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What in the…

Fuck I need to find a mechanic

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Nuh-no NO

NO DOCTORS-!1

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You’re sparking for fucks sake

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aye-! What… what happened?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You freaked out and started sparking

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Shaking and stuttering,* W-what do you mea-an, Nikolai? I’m f-f-iiiiine.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

We are taking you to a mechanic or doctor now

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Howls in fear.*

AAAAUGH.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

God damnit you will be okay

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Sob*

Don’t wanna gooooo…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Look, you will be okay, something is wrong and I don’t want it getting worse okay? Please just trust me

[cyber-mom-paxton]

F-f-fffiiine… make th-is quick.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Alright I’ll bring ya to a friend of mine, they’ll take good care of ya

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Who that be-?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

TECHPRIEST, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, STAT

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*PANIC MODE.*

A-aaah, who i-s th-that?

[the-official-techpreist]

Greetings I have been called?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aye-!

I don’t know you…!

[the-official-techpreist]

Greetings, I am techpriest, and you are?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*An error has occurred.*

Ugh…

[the-official-techpreist]

You require mantinence, if you would allow me, I can have you repaired in a matter of seconds

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Only twitches and groans, with occasional sparks coming from the injuries.*

Augh… ngh…

[the-official-techpreist]

Heavy damage indicated… give me a few moments

*he works on the wounds for a few moments before closing them up*

There, they shouldn’t cause any more problems

[official-shrek]

Hey there ;) its good to meet another doctor here. A different kind, but a doctor ;) wouldn’t mind seeing your phD ;)

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Shaq?

How did you get here…?

[official-shrek]

Ogres are like onions not basketball players

[tcoto-victim-official]

How did Susie remember Nanafuse's name?!

“The Seven Wonders of Minasato School!” Susie snickered.

“What she means is she was ranting for two hours about where she coulda heard the Seven Wonders from then forced herself to try and remember.”

“Shhh! Don’t reveal thaat!” She crossed her arms as she looked at Leah with a bit who snickered and ruffled her hair.

“Should I not add the bit about the killer headache you got? Oh wait~”

Susie had playfully punched her.”Yoou revealed it allll!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Well damn you actually are able to remember Mimic’s name…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s not nice to call’em a mimic.” She crossed her arms.”Their name is Nanafuse, it’s not that hard to remember.”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Well their magic… whatever, makes that impossible, at least for me, to remember, and besides, I think hes fine with the nickname

[tcoto-victim-official]

“Honestly.. If you try hard enough, and deal with a headache for a long time.” She mumbled that bit.”Anythin’ is possible!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah I guess… but right now a headaches the last thing I need

[tcoto-victim-official]

“Is your head already hurting or somethin, Nikolai..?” She raised a brow.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yes… its probably a side effect from the whole being

*he begins twitching again*

Deaddeadddeaddead

[tcoto-victim-official]

She flinched a tad as she took a big ol’step back.”I.. See, Nikolai.”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*the twitching stops*

I’m fine… I’m fine… sorry about that

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s alright, just.. It’s a tad startling to see..”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah…. sorry, probably some side effects from the whole… zombified thing…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s fine, Nikolai! Don’t keep sayin’ sorry about that, it’s really fine..!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

… if you say so…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s all good!” She had gave him a bright smile.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*he gives her a weak smile*

This place has really screwed me up

[tcoto-victim-official]

She sighed before just wrapping her arms around him.”Sh, shh-”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

… thanks kid

[tcoto-victim-official]

“I’m always here to give hugs, Nikolai.” She smiled up at him.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Heh, you really are a happy kid ain’t ya

[tcoto-victim-official]

“I try to be, seeing others happy can maybe make others happy..!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah… yeah…

This place couls use more people like you…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“.. Maybe the place just needs more kindness to everyone? I mean- A little bit of kindness goes a long way!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Your right… I wish it was that easy though

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*She runs over, sobbing.*

Nikolai! Are you alright, my boy?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Of course… why wouldn’t I be?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

You just… you fell down again-!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m fiiiiine

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*ERROR: INITIATING SHUTDOWN.*

*She falls down, twitching as sparks emerge through her wounds from her broken wires.*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

SHITSHIT

*he carefully picks her up*

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aie-!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What in the…

Fuck I need to find a mechanic

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Nuh-no NO

NO DOCTORS-!1

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You’re sparking for fucks sake

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aye-! What… what happened?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You freaked out and started sparking

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Shaking and stuttering,* W-what do you mea-an, Nikolai? I’m f-f-iiiiine.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

We are taking you to a mechanic or doctor now

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Howls in fear.*

AAAAUGH.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

God damnit you will be okay

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Sob*

Don’t wanna gooooo…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Look, you will be okay, something is wrong and I don’t want it getting worse okay? Please just trust me

[cyber-mom-paxton]

F-f-fffiiine… make th-is quick.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Alright I’ll bring ya to a friend of mine, they’ll take good care of ya

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Who that be-?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

TECHPRIEST, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, STAT

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*PANIC MODE.*

A-aaah, who i-s th-that?

[the-official-techpreist]

Greetings I have been called?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aye-!

I don’t know you…!

[the-official-techpreist]

Greetings, I am techpriest, and you are?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*An error has occurred.*

Ugh…

[the-official-techpreist]

You require mantinence, if you would allow me, I can have you repaired in a matter of seconds

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Only twitches and groans, with occasional sparks coming from the injuries.*

Augh… ngh…

[the-official-techpreist]

Heavy damage indicated… give me a few moments

*he works on the wounds for a few moments before closing them up*

There, they shouldn’t cause any more problems

[official-shrek]

Hey there ;) its good to meet another doctor here. A different kind, but a doctor ;) wouldn’t mind seeing your phD ;)

[the-official-techpreist]

Greetings… what is a phD?

[official-shrek]

Uhhh h like your certification to work here i guess?

[tcoto-victim-official]

How did Susie remember Nanafuse's name?!

“The Seven Wonders of Minasato School!” Susie snickered.

“What she means is she was ranting for two hours about where she coulda heard the Seven Wonders from then forced herself to try and remember.”

“Shhh! Don’t reveal thaat!” She crossed her arms as she looked at Leah with a bit who snickered and ruffled her hair.

“Should I not add the bit about the killer headache you got? Oh wait~”

Susie had playfully punched her.”Yoou revealed it allll!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Well damn you actually are able to remember Mimic’s name…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s not nice to call’em a mimic.” She crossed her arms.”Their name is Nanafuse, it’s not that hard to remember.”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Well their magic… whatever, makes that impossible, at least for me, to remember, and besides, I think hes fine with the nickname

[tcoto-victim-official]

“Honestly.. If you try hard enough, and deal with a headache for a long time.” She mumbled that bit.”Anythin’ is possible!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah I guess… but right now a headaches the last thing I need

[tcoto-victim-official]

“Is your head already hurting or somethin, Nikolai..?” She raised a brow.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yes… its probably a side effect from the whole being

*he begins twitching again*

Deaddeadddeaddead

[tcoto-victim-official]

She flinched a tad as she took a big ol’step back.”I.. See, Nikolai.”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*the twitching stops*

I’m fine… I’m fine… sorry about that

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s alright, just.. It’s a tad startling to see..”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah…. sorry, probably some side effects from the whole… zombified thing…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s fine, Nikolai! Don’t keep sayin’ sorry about that, it’s really fine..!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

… if you say so…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“It’s all good!” She had gave him a bright smile.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*he gives her a weak smile*

This place has really screwed me up

[tcoto-victim-official]

She sighed before just wrapping her arms around him.”Sh, shh-”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

… thanks kid

[tcoto-victim-official]

“I’m always here to give hugs, Nikolai.” She smiled up at him.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Heh, you really are a happy kid ain’t ya

[tcoto-victim-official]

“I try to be, seeing others happy can maybe make others happy..!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah… yeah…

This place couls use more people like you…

[tcoto-victim-official]

“.. Maybe the place just needs more kindness to everyone? I mean- A little bit of kindness goes a long way!”

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Your right… I wish it was that easy though

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*She runs over, sobbing.*

Nikolai! Are you alright, my boy?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Of course… why wouldn’t I be?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

You just… you fell down again-!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m fiiiiine

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*ERROR: INITIATING SHUTDOWN.*

*She falls down, twitching as sparks emerge through her wounds from her broken wires.*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

SHITSHIT

*he carefully picks her up*

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aie-!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What in the…

Fuck I need to find a mechanic

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Nuh-no NO

NO DOCTORS-!1

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You’re sparking for fucks sake

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aye-! What… what happened?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You freaked out and started sparking

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Shaking and stuttering,* W-what do you mea-an, Nikolai? I’m f-f-iiiiine.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

We are taking you to a mechanic or doctor now

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Howls in fear.*

AAAAUGH.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

God damnit you will be okay

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Sob*

Don’t wanna gooooo…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Look, you will be okay, something is wrong and I don’t want it getting worse okay? Please just trust me

[cyber-mom-paxton]

F-f-fffiiine… make th-is quick.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Alright I’ll bring ya to a friend of mine, they’ll take good care of ya

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Who that be-?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

TECHPRIEST, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, STAT

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*PANIC MODE.*

A-aaah, who i-s th-that?

[the-official-techpreist]

Greetings I have been called?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Aye-!

I don’t know you…!

[the-official-techpreist]

Greetings, I am techpriest, and you are?

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*An error has occurred.*

Ugh…

[the-official-techpreist]

You require mantinence, if you would allow me, I can have you repaired in a matter of seconds

[cyber-mom-paxton]

*Only twitches and groans, with occasional sparks coming from the injuries.*

Augh… ngh…

[the-official-techpreist]

Heavy damage indicated… give me a few moments

*he works on the wounds for a few moments before closing them up*

There, they shouldn’t cause any more problems

[official-shrek]

Hey there ;) its good to meet another doctor here. A different kind, but a doctor ;) wouldn't mind seeing your phD ;)

[kurumi-erika-official]

@rosolio-rhododendron-official 

STOP KILLING INNOCENTS OR I’LL SUMMON I M A G I N A T I O N  G O D !

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

If you do it, I’ll kill this duckling.

[della-official]

This is why nobody likes you. Unhand my niece!

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

Ooh, you’re a cute one!~ And feisty, too! I’ll let her go…in exchange for a kiss~

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Heeey buddy remember me?

Remember how you killed me?

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

I’m not afraid of you.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Really? You should be

*he starts twitching*

You REALLY should be

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

I killed you once, and I’ll kill you again…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

But can you really? You really want to test that?

I’m a fucking spirit if vengence, I’m here to collect my due

[laughing-jack-official-blog]

“So you’re the one that’s going around killing people rosolio.” LJ chuckles darkly, “Do you want to have a bad time? Because if you continue to hurt people, I will end you!” LJ says this in his demonic voice. “But first…” LJ uses his magic to swap out the duckling with a puppet, LJ carefully cradles the duckling in his arms. “…I believe this bundle of joy belongs to you,” LJ hands over the duckling to della-official.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Nice to see you two again…

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

Hey! Give me back my hostage!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Now you have no protection… you are pathetic

*he starts approaching twitching getting worse*

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

Oh yeah?! I still have my gauntlet!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Another thing to hide your pathetic ass behind… but it can’t protect you forever

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

I’M NOT PATHETIC!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Oh but you really are

*he stops right in front of rosolio*

Without it you are just a weak coward

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

*trying not to show his fear* Even without this gauntlet…I still trained under one of the most powerful witches known to man! I’m not weak!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Then let see shall we?

*stabs the first stone*

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

H-hey! Don’t do that!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Why not?

*stabs the next one*

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

Stop that!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Naaaah

*continues stabbing*

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

[official-scourge-the-cat]

*slides in and starts clawing @rosolio-rhododendron-official‘s legs with his sharp claws*

[rosolio-rhododendron-official]

*falls to the ground, smashing the large stone in the gauntlet upon impact*

[official-shrek]

*injects him with a strange yellow liquid* have a slow death. That's for taking away all my patients. Now I have bad yelp reviews because of you...

[unofficial-nanako]

Safety

Okay.. We are in Dr Shrek’s office now. We should be safe.. That lady healed you, but.. How are you feeling?

[unofficial-nanako]

@robo-bitch-pax

[cyber-mom-paxton]

I am…

Okay.

[unofficial-nanako]

Are you sure..? Your arm is falling off..

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Wait…

Oh. Well, shit.

[unofficial-nanako]

I’ll go call in Dr Shrek.. He’s dealt with robots before.. Stay here!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Shreck…? Isn’t he the basketball player?

[unofficial-nanako]

No, he’s an ogre man.. He’s a doctor here! He’s really nice!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Ah, I see now-

Wait. Doctor…!? No-!

[official-shrek]

Doctor Shrek is in the building

So who the FUCK are ye

[cyber-mom-paxton]

I REFUSE. Nanako, let’s get the fuck out of here-!

[unofficial-nanako]

We can’t leave! This is one of the only places that Rosolio can’t enter!

And plus… Dr Shrek is a good doctor, but he has to stay armed at all times in case that freak tries to get in here..

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Grr. Okay, I’ll stay. If he does any shady shit, we are OUT.

[official-shrek]

I'm not shady

ONLY THE REAL SLIM SHADY

[unofficial-nanako]

Safety

Okay.. We are in Dr Shrek’s office now. We should be safe.. That lady healed you, but.. How are you feeling?

[unofficial-nanako]

@robo-bitch-pax

[cyber-mom-paxton]

I am…

Okay.

[unofficial-nanako]

Are you sure..? Your arm is falling off..

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Wait…

Oh. Well, shit.

[unofficial-nanako]

I’ll go call in Dr Shrek.. He’s dealt with robots before.. Stay here!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Shreck…? Isn’t he the basketball player?

[unofficial-nanako]

No, he’s an ogre man.. He’s a doctor here! He’s really nice!

[cyber-mom-paxton]

Ah, I see now-

Wait. Doctor…!? No-!

[official-shrek]

Doctor Shrek is in the building

So who the FUCK are ye

[officialverse-school-district]

Reblog this if you’re signing up for daycare, elementary school, middle school, high school, or university, so we can have you ready to go by September! -Charity

[official-ana]

EAT ALL YOUR VEGGIES OR ILL WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT

[jackson-jekyll-official]

NO IN THIS HOUSE WE ONLY EAT MAC AND CHEESE

[official-ana]

You better fucking hope there’s some vegetables in that Mac and cheese young man

[jackson-jekyll-official]

No it’s Mac and Cheese with marshmallows in it

[official-ana]

Here’s a plate of Broccoli

NOW EAT IT

[jackson-jekyll-official]

My body is now adjusted to stuff I shouldn’t and if I eat something completely normal I’ll die

[official-ana]

Do you have a doctors note to back up that claim kid

[jackson-jekyll-official]

[official-shrek]

As his doctor I can guarantee that if he eats a vegetable I will kill him @official-ana

[official-ana]

It’s says his doctor is dr. Henry Jekyll! Who the fuck are you?

[official-shrek]

Dr henry Jekyll kin

[the-official-dva]

Im going to the store, do any of you want anything?

[official-shrek]

A new Phd? Mine apparently isnt valid anymore ;(

[official-janis]

Oh gosh what

What

What

[official-shrek]

What are you looking at pinhead

[official-ana]

EAT ALL YOUR VEGGIES OR ILL WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT

[jackson-jekyll-official]

NO IN THIS HOUSE WE ONLY EAT MAC AND CHEESE

[official-ana]

You better fucking hope there’s some vegetables in that Mac and cheese young man

[jackson-jekyll-official]

No it’s Mac and Cheese with marshmallows in it

[official-ana]

Here’s a plate of Broccoli

NOW EAT IT

[jackson-jekyll-official]

My body is now adjusted to stuff I shouldn’t and if I eat something completely normal I’ll die

[official-ana]

Do you have a doctors note to back up that claim kid

[jackson-jekyll-official]

[official-shrek]

As his doctor I can guarantee that if he eats a vegetable I will kill him @official-ana

[official-shrek]

Ey my swamp is safe

If ye need a place to stay during the reset, my swamp should work. I’m not moving from it, though. I didn’t go to college this year to forget shit.

Anyways @official-mikewazowski and @official–woody lets get moving!

[princess-rapunzel-official]

Can i stay with you guys?

[official-shrek]

Finally, its all over… Now, pretty lady, are ye okay? Ye remembering everything okay?

[princess-rapunzel-official]

Uhhh i cant remember the last time i was truly happy but besides that yep!

[official-shrek]

Man that sucks. I think mike is still a therapist if ye need to talk to a professional? Or if ye need to, ye can talk to me

[shuu-iwamine-official]

*Wakes up*

Hm. Where am I..? This place certainly looks interesting…

[official-shrek]

Man this is me swamp. Can ye please get out? I was tryin to shower

[official-shrek]

Ey my swamp is safe

If ye need a place to stay during the reset, my swamp should work. I’m not moving from it, though. I didn’t go to college this year to forget shit.

Anyways @official-mikewazowski and @official–woody lets get moving!

[princess-rapunzel-official]

Can i stay with you guys?

[official-shrek]

Finally, its all over... Now, pretty lady, are ye okay? Ye remembering everything okay?