I'm gonna be a villain!

Watch out!!!!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yall ever just kill people?

[unofficial-nanako]

[hook-03-official]

Aha! Land ho...?

This isn't Neverland.

[low-battery-paxton]

You have fake hand, too? :D

[hook-03-official]

Ah, yes, yes I do. Just a horrible accident.

[low-battery-paxton]

That’s how I lost mine, too! Can I look at it?

[hook-03-official]

Sure, alright, but be careful with it. It has been recently sharpened.

[low-battery-paxton]

[b o o p]

[hook-03-official]

How did you lose your own limb? Some petty boy threw mine in the jaws of a crocodile.

[low-battery-paxton]

I... don’t know! It’s a mystery, sometimes, it hurts even!

[hook-03-official]

I also feel your pain, but unfortunately, I do not know any methods of loosening it...

[low-battery-paxton]

Sometimes even, I get these awful urges to

B R E A K

it!

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh, sometimes I get the urge to break your arm too, Paxton!

[low-battery-paxton]

Fucking do it then

[unofficial-nanako]

I.. I can’t.. I broke someone else’s arm already :((

[low-battery-paxton]

Oh, who’s is it?

[unofficial-nanako]

Uh... a girl I like... I was trying to impress her and she said I couldnt break someone’s arm :((

[hook-03-official]

Aha! Land ho...?

This isn't Neverland.

[low-battery-paxton]

You have fake hand, too? :D

[hook-03-official]

Ah, yes, yes I do. Just a horrible accident.

[low-battery-paxton]

That’s how I lost mine, too! Can I look at it?

[hook-03-official]

Sure, alright, but be careful with it. It has been recently sharpened.

[low-battery-paxton]

[b o o p]

[hook-03-official]

How did you lose your own limb? Some petty boy threw mine in the jaws of a crocodile.

[low-battery-paxton]

I... don’t know! It’s a mystery, sometimes, it hurts even!

[hook-03-official]

I also feel your pain, but unfortunately, I do not know any methods of loosening it...

[low-battery-paxton]

Sometimes even, I get these awful urges to

B R E A K

it!

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh, sometimes I get the urge to break your arm too, Paxton!

[low-battery-paxton]

Fucking do it then

[unofficial-nanako]

I.. I can’t.. I broke someone else’s arm already :((

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

CONGRATS, YALL BROUGHT ME BACK CAUSE YALL WANNA TELL A CHICKEN FURRY SHIT

[unofficial-nanako]

(When she hears his voice, she runs to him) big bro, you’re home!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

For now yes. Because SOME PEOPLE. So how you doin?

[unofficial-nanako]

(She clears her throat, thinking of the arson and possible murder she committed) I’ve just been trying to raise my math grade up! I’ve been good..

[hook-03-official]

Aha! Land ho...?

This isn't Neverland.

[low-battery-paxton]

You have fake hand, too? :D

[hook-03-official]

Ah, yes, yes I do. Just a horrible accident.

[low-battery-paxton]

That’s how I lost mine, too! Can I look at it?

[hook-03-official]

Sure, alright, but be careful with it. It has been recently sharpened.

[low-battery-paxton]

[b o o p]

[hook-03-official]

How did you lose your own limb? Some petty boy threw mine in the jaws of a crocodile.

[low-battery-paxton]

I... don’t know! It’s a mystery, sometimes, it hurts even!

[hook-03-official]

I also feel your pain, but unfortunately, I do not know any methods of loosening it...

[low-battery-paxton]

Sometimes even, I get these awful urges to

B R E A K

it!

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh, sometimes I get the urge to break your arm too, Paxton!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

CONGRATS, YALL BROUGHT ME BACK CAUSE YALL WANNA TELL A CHICKEN FURRY SHIT

[unofficial-nanako]

(When she hears his voice, she runs to him) big bro, you’re home!

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[official-melody]

I mean. I’d be down for that. I don’t consider myself too evil but like, mildly

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah me too me too

[unofficial-bender]

Ok so we have siren kid, evil villain kid, puppy kid and her brother, puppet kid.. where the hell is starfish kid???

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh fuck we left Lisa at the krusty krab I think

[official-lisasimpson]

No you shoved me In your chest your fucking idiot

[unofficial-nanako]

Did not

[official-lisasimpson]

No bender did weirdo

[unofficial-bender]

Oh my bad. (Lets her out) so uh what do we do now that we have the krabby patty formula

[official-melody]

Uhhhh wasn’t that your idea? Shouldn’t you have the plan?

[unofficial-bender]

Maybe but I don’t ok cut me some slack

[official-lisasimpson]

I have a plan. Let’s use this formula to open our own restaurant and then sell the krabby patties to rich people to make a lot of profit and become rich ourselves and then use our funds to buy a large ray gun and then proceed to disengrate all rich people!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Wouldn’t that require us disenegrating ourselves

[official-lisasimpson]

FUCK. There’s always a catch… well I’m out of ideas

[unofficial-bender]

Why don’t we just sell the formula to that shrimp villain guy for a lot of money

[official-lisasimpson]

Yeah ok

[unofficial-bender]

@plankton-official hey shrimp want the krabby patty formula

[unofficial-plankton]

WHO TF ARE YOU CALLING A … hey wait a minute.. hello there handsome.. wouldn’t mind pressing some of your buttons sometime

[unofficial-bender]

HUH

[unofficial-plankton]

Just sayin.. why don’t you let me take you to dinner sometime? I know how to treat a device

right

[unofficial-bender]

Uh I’m good. Please just buy this formula off of me for a large sum of money

[unofficial-plankton]

WAIT.. is that the KRABBY PATTY FORMULA???? (Takes it and starts drooling) how.. how did you get this????

[unofficial-bender]

Just burnt down the krusty krab, might have accidentally killed the owner, not too sure, but it smelled like steamed crab when we were leaving

[unofficial-plankton]

Oh.. ok.. I guess that’s what I always wanted.. anyways I’ll take the formula off your hands for 1 billion dollars

[unofficial-bender]

Sounds good to me

[official-bartsimpson]

(Skateboards in) hey jumbo what’s bopping

[official-lisasimpson]

Wait.. you look like you could be… what’s your name?

[official-bartsimpson]

I’m Bart simpson who the hell are you? And why do you look like me?

[official-lisasimpson]

BECAUSE… I’m your murderous sister from another dimension.. you went missing from our dimension as a baby and because of you our parents are depressed… my grandpa STILL lives with us… they all want you to come home… they never pay attention to me anymore because they want YOU back so badly…

[official-bartsimpson]

So what are you gonna attempt to do to me???

[official-lisasimpson]

Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to kill you! I’ll chop your head clean off and return home with your head as a trophy… they will have to pay attention to me when you are dead! (She tackles him and starts choking him)

[unofficial-bender]

Can you two fight a little quieter I’m trying to make a business deal

[leela-officialverse]

(She jumps into the room and kicks Bender in the head)

Of course I come back and discover that you have been using kids as your little pawn pieces to commit crimes and you’ve stolen the krabby patty formula.. Why am I not even surprised..

[unofficial-bender]

Great! Now I have a dent in my head! And I wasn’t using em as pawns! They all had nowhere to go and they just started following me.. it’s not my fault if they join in on committing crimes…

[leela-officialverse]

Yes it is!!!! You’re the adult here!!!!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah yeah alright… go one home kids, start calling your parents..

[official--ariel]

MELODY!!! Where have you been young lady???

[official-melody]

Was just hanging out with some friends… sorry mom..

[official--ariel]

Well we better get you home… a gas station and the krusty krab have BOTH been burnt down, and mr krabs was killed.. what would I have done if that happened to you, huh? Let’s get you home..

[annemarie-official]

Bye bye miss melody..

[official--ariel]

You were here, too, Anne? Wait until your Fathers and Mom hear about all of this! You, your brother, and cousin Stingy come with me, I’ll walk you home!

[unofficial-nanako]

Wait..! Can I come too, miss Ariel? Miss Cruella De’Ville’s home is on the way to yours..

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[official-melody]

I mean. I’d be down for that. I don’t consider myself too evil but like, mildly

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah me too me too

[unofficial-bender]

Ok so we have siren kid, evil villain kid, puppy kid and her brother, puppet kid.. where the hell is starfish kid???

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh fuck we left Lisa at the krusty krab I think

[official-lisasimpson]

No you shoved me In your chest your fucking idiot

[unofficial-nanako]

Did not

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[official-melody]

I mean. I’d be down for that. I don’t consider myself too evil but like, mildly

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah me too me too

[unofficial-bender]

Ok so we have siren kid, evil villain kid, puppy kid and her brother, puppet kid.. where the hell is starfish kid???

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh fuck we left Lisa at the krusty krab I think

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[official-melody]

I mean. I’d be down for that. I don’t consider myself too evil but like, mildly

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah me too me too

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[unofficial-bender]

Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako

[annemarie-official]

What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!

(She barks aggressively at him)

[unofficial-bender]

Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!

[youngflynnrider-official]

That’s all I’m good at!

[unofficial-bender]

Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official

[unofficial-nanako]

Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?

[unofficial-bender]

Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?

[unofficial-bender]

That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?

[annemarie-official]

Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)

STAY DOWN!!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!

[youngflynnrider-official]

TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Hmm lemme think…

OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now

[annemarie-official]

Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry

[unofficial-spongebob]

I didn’t mean to!!!!!!

[youngflynnrider-official]

It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool

[unofficial-spongebob]

Wait please don’t eat me!!!!

[annemarie-official]

You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???

This is low, even for you, Spongebob

[official-stingy-spoilero]

No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..

[youngflynnrider-official]

What are you saying, stingy???

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!

[annemarie-official]

AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Well, at least my organs will be put to good use

[unofficial-bender]

So, how are things going over here, kids?

[youngflynnrider-official]

Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!

[unofficial-bender]

Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?

[unofficial-bender]

[annemarie-official]

(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)

What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?

[unofficial-bender]

(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)

@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW

@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN

@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE

[official-melody]

Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..

[official-melody]

There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*

[unofficial-nanako]

HANDS OFF THE CUTE GIRL CRAB CAKE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHEREENS

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

YOU WOULDNT DARE LITTLE GIRL

[unofficial-nanako]

I FUCKING WOULD

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

not when I’m holding your little girlfriends life in my hands you wouldn’t! She said she’s dying! I could just let her die with us in here!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Mr … dads… don’t do it… not worth … it

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(He drops melody and runs over to sponge) NO!!! Me boy!! What have they done to ye???

[unofficial-spongebob]

Just.. taking out some needed organs.. ate them.. that’s all…*cough* I think I might be dying again

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

NO… Not again me boy… I’ll get ye outta here..

[unofficial-nanako]

Nice try but you won’t reach that far, crab cake! While you were talking to your dying spongeson, my crew already stole your krabby patty secret formula, all your money, AND we are stealing all of your customers bones! Now that’s all is left is this! (She holds up a lighter, looking around at all of the gasoline she’s poured into the room) asta la vista, bitch! (She runs out and throws the lot match into the building, causing it to explode as she rides off w the squad)

[unofficial-bender]

Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako

[annemarie-official]

What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!

(She barks aggressively at him)

[unofficial-bender]

Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!

[youngflynnrider-official]

That’s all I’m good at!

[unofficial-bender]

Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official

[unofficial-nanako]

Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?

[unofficial-bender]

Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?

[unofficial-bender]

That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?

[annemarie-official]

Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)

STAY DOWN!!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!

[youngflynnrider-official]

TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Hmm lemme think…

OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now

[annemarie-official]

Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry

[unofficial-spongebob]

I didn’t mean to!!!!!!

[youngflynnrider-official]

It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool

[unofficial-spongebob]

Wait please don’t eat me!!!!

[annemarie-official]

You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???

This is low, even for you, Spongebob

[official-stingy-spoilero]

No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..

[youngflynnrider-official]

What are you saying, stingy???

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!

[annemarie-official]

AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Well, at least my organs will be put to good use

[unofficial-bender]

So, how are things going over here, kids?

[youngflynnrider-official]

Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!

[unofficial-bender]

Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?

[unofficial-bender]

[annemarie-official]

(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)

What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?

[unofficial-bender]

(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)

@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW

@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN

@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE

[official-melody]

Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..

[official-melody]

There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*

[unofficial-nanako]

HANDS OFF THE CUTE GIRL CRAB CAKE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHEREENS

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

YOU WOULDNT DARE LITTLE GIRL

[unofficial-nanako]

I FUCKING WOULD

[unofficial-bender]

Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako

[annemarie-official]

What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!

(She barks aggressively at him)

[unofficial-bender]

Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!

[youngflynnrider-official]

That’s all I’m good at!

[unofficial-bender]

Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official

[unofficial-nanako]

Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?

[unofficial-bender]

Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?

[unofficial-bender]

That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?

[annemarie-official]

Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)

STAY DOWN!!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!

[youngflynnrider-official]

TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Hmm lemme think…

OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now

[annemarie-official]

Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry

[unofficial-spongebob]

I didn’t mean to!!!!!!

[youngflynnrider-official]

It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool

[unofficial-spongebob]

Wait please don’t eat me!!!!

[annemarie-official]

You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???

This is low, even for you, Spongebob

[official-stingy-spoilero]

No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..

[youngflynnrider-official]

What are you saying, stingy???

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!

[annemarie-official]

AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Well, at least my organs will be put to good use

[unofficial-bender]

So, how are things going over here, kids?

[youngflynnrider-official]

Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!

[unofficial-bender]

Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?

[unofficial-bender]

[annemarie-official]

(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)

What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?

[unofficial-bender]

(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)

@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW

@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN

@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE

[official-melody]

Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..

[official-melody]

There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*

[unofficial-nanako]

HANDS OFF THE CUTE GIRL CRAB CAKE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHEREENS

[unofficial-bender]

Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako

[annemarie-official]

What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!

(She barks aggressively at him)

[unofficial-bender]

Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!

[youngflynnrider-official]

That’s all I’m good at!

[unofficial-bender]

Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official

[unofficial-nanako]

Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?

[unofficial-bender]

Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?

[unofficial-bender]

That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?

[unofficial-nanako]

Perfect!! Let’s start! I have some firecrackers! Now all we need is some oil and we can blow this joint up!

[unofficial-bender]

Here, you can take my gasoline! Try not to use it all

[unofficial-nanako]

Hell yeah!!! @low-battery-paxton help us burn the krusty krab down!!

[unofficial-bender]

Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako

[annemarie-official]

What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!

(She barks aggressively at him)

[unofficial-bender]

Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!

[youngflynnrider-official]

That’s all I’m good at!

[unofficial-bender]

Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official

[unofficial-nanako]

Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?

[unofficial-bender]

Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!

[official-stingy-spoilero]

Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?

[unofficial-bender]

That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?

[unofficial-nanako]

Perfect!! Let’s start! I have some firecrackers! Now all we need is some oil and we can blow this joint up!

[unofficial-bender]

Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako

[annemarie-official]

What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!

(She barks aggressively at him)

[unofficial-bender]

Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!

[youngflynnrider-official]

That’s all I’m good at!

[unofficial-bender]

Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official

[unofficial-nanako]

Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?