Welcome to the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

I'm not sure where I am, or what I'm doing, but I like to think I'm doing pretty ok. Catholic. College Student.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you hear someone say “Hey, Miss” it sounds normal, but if you hear “Hey, Mister” you expect to see a young boy from 1940 selling you newspapers.

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(via lowghen)

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By Sandserif

This blog is Dedicated to anyone suffering from Anxiety! Please Follow Us if You Can Relate: ANXIETYPROBLEMS

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I’ve never hit reblog so fast

[kavesinisukka]

English: It fits like a glove. Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger. Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.

Finnish: It fits like  a . FiST.   iN.   the  EYe .   (ง'̀-‘́)ง

[sixpenceee]

Memorial for Unborn Children by Martin Hudáček

[long-lost-opinions-deactivated2]

Actually, this is specifically a memorial for aborted children and the grief of the mothers.

“As an art student, Martin Hudáček of Slovakia was moved to create a sculpture to draw attention to the devastation abortion can bring to the woman, and to the fact that through the love and mercy of God, reconciliation and healing are possible.”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lifesitenews.com/mobile/news/heart-rending-young-slovakian-sculptor-captures-post-abortion-pain-mercy-an

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[tastefullyoffensive]

Fidget spinners are so 1800 BC. (via pardesoteric)

[kentuckymeatshower]

this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom 

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

[dykebehavior]

this is how my girlfriend and I text

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[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[official-squadmom]

me: i want to feel something

emotions: okay here you go

me: Put It Back

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[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash