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Me either, but I still know how to write an article
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Should I create a Gimmick Blog?
Yes!
No, you absolute doofus.
Absolutely!
Get dopamine elsewhere (you can't morally click this without giving suggestions)
Create a gimmick blog for something else (please specify in the comments)
I mean, I know that this is literally a country gimmick, but I feel like I might need more dopamine in my life. On the other hand, the downside is that this taking me a lot of time and I should technically be studying. To counter that again, I can't function anyway and this gimmick blog has honestly made me so happy.
By the way, if I were to create a gimmick blog it would be of a supermarket called Bennet, which exists in north Italy and is rather similar to @waitrose-official or @walmart-the-official.
We are always happy to welcome competition :))
Just asking, but are the colours meant to be a threat?
Surely not!!!!
Should I create a Gimmick Blog?
Yes!
No, you absolute doofus.
Absolutely!
Get dopamine elsewhere (you can't morally click this without giving suggestions)
Create a gimmick blog for something else (please specify in the comments)
I mean, I know that this is literally a country gimmick, but I feel like I might need more dopamine in my life. On the other hand, the downside is that this taking me a lot of time and I should technically be studying. To counter that again, I can't function anyway and this gimmick blog has honestly made me so happy.
By the way, if I were to create a gimmick blog it would be of a supermarket called Bennet, which exists in north Italy and is rather similar to @waitrose-official or @walmart-the-official.
We are always happy to welcome competition :))
Honoured customers will be pleased to discover a brand new array of empirialism-branded products in many of our stores. We most highly recommend the wide selection of teas we have acquired from our inferior counterparts.
Waitrose employees have made significant progress into @tesco-supermarket-official territory today, dispatching several rival employees and vehicles.
Customers should be aware that Waitrose has declared a special military operation to reclaim several territories currently occupied by @tesco-supermarket-official.
For your safety, we ask that you keep your shopping to areas already under our protection.
Going to Tesco anyone want anything?
burn it to the ground pls
... dont. or i will find you, and i will destroy you.
I second that
-Harry
theres another?
Since November 2022 babey
-Harry
oh, your older than my blog, ive had this up for less then a week.
Theres one even older, i think they’ve gone inactive:
@tesco-supermarket-official
whomst has summoned the bygone one
We should have another war
Your local waitrose is now open until 5 am! But watch out !
Round 1: Waitresco (tesco x waitrose) vs Den (Ben x dagger)
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Vote
Waitresco
Den
All due respect, i dont believe either party is interested in any positive relationship of any kind, especially not us
-Richard
if i can second the opinion relayed by our communications team - tesco never has been and never will be willing to form any partnership with waitr*se. it is company policy that any employee who suggests as such will be thrown into the nest of Ancient Photonlords living in our subterranean car park at our Coventry branch.
Happy shopping!
@waitrose-official
are you sure
I’m down for a hidden romance between tesco and waitrose
Would you like to be put down by our highly trained agents instead?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
so it that a yes on hidden romance orrrrrrr
It's a yes on hidden pipe bombs under your car, courtesy of our marketing team.
Round 1: Waitresco (tesco x waitrose) vs Den (Ben x dagger)
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Vote
Waitresco
Den
All due respect, i dont believe either party is interested in any positive relationship of any kind, especially not us
-Richard
if i can second the opinion relayed by our communications team - tesco never has been and never will be willing to form any partnership with waitr*se. it is company policy that any employee who suggests as such will be thrown into the nest of Ancient Photonlords living in our subterranean car park at our Coventry branch.
Happy shopping!
@waitrose-official
are you sure
I’m down for a hidden romance between tesco and waitrose
Would you like to be put down by our highly trained agents instead?
Round 1: Waitresco (tesco x waitrose) vs Den (Ben x dagger)
No photos
Vote
Waitresco
Den
All due respect, i dont believe either party is interested in any positive relationship of any kind, especially not us
-Richard
if i can second the opinion relayed by our communications team - tesco never has been and never will be willing to form any partnership with waitr*se. it is company policy that any employee who suggests as such will be thrown into the nest of Ancient Photonlords living in our subterranean car park at our Coventry branch.
Happy shopping!
@waitrose-official
For once, @tesco-supermarket-official is correct. Waitrose does not deal with commoners in any capacity, except to hunt them for sport.
master has given dobby away
hey guys dont tell anyone else but i just put a litre of glue in some of the milk cartons lol
-steve
Hi everyone! quick PSA: our employees are not usually for sale!
their families grow worried
Waitrose is proud to provide our customers with the most complete experience of any supermarket. If you would like to purchase anything in our stores, simply ask an employee; they will be happy to assist you in getting anything you might require.
Waitrose may be proud but believe you me they are prejudiced as well
Waitrose supports Pride and Prejudice equally.
Hi everyone! quick PSA: our employees are not usually for sale!
their families grow worried
Waitrose is proud to provide our customers with the most complete experience of any supermarket. If you would like to purchase anything in our stores, simply ask an employee; they will be happy to assist you in getting anything you might require.
