Real Life Side Character

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[catilinas]

they should add loot tables to blowing your nose. like when you have a cold there should be a rare chance of sneezing out something incredibly valuable. this should be called winning the snottery

[soulspark]

[rosie-tyler]

Star trek | 1.02

[trappper-johnathan]

[crisedoctobre]

[fluidnet]

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[marlynnofmany]

#the bracelet is also radioactive

[dearemma]

#bisexual colors for bisexual riker

[parsabad]

Saffron Session/ Khorasan/ Iran Photographer: amin rahmani

[theabigailthorn]

Im behind on my media but I just listened to KJB: Moby Dick and your Ahab antics made me pumped as hell to see GoT HoD

MAY GOD HUNT US ALL IF WE DO NOT HUNT MOBY DICK

[torpublishinggroup]

Beloved USA Today bestselling author @drchucktingle is back with a ripping new blood-soaked novel, Fabulous Bodies, on sale now. 🥸👙🌊

Poppy Stringer was born to be a star.

An aspiring fashion influencer by day, Poppy moonlights as a grave robber to make ends meet, wheeling and dealing dead bodies across Palm Springs.

When her hero, the flamboyant, piano-slamming rockstar Eddie Michaels, unexpectedly dies, Poppy gets a call to retrieve his body from the medical examiner’s office for a lucrative sum. It could be the last job she’ll ever need—if everything goes to plan. But the night’s delivery quickly veers off course when Eddie wakes up.

Now Poppy must fight for her life if she hopes to survive this blood-soaked joyride of carnage and extravagant entertainment.

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[gay-ya-know]

my favorite recent additions

[bethanyactually]

[trismeowgistus]

you know what? i'm actually really interested to hear about your favorite cocktail and why in the tags. if you don't drink but have a mocktail you enjoy please also tell me.

[buttercup-barf]

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[yurtb0y]

demooooooo

demoman i lob you.....

[ameopteryx]

Demoknight

[vee-goggles]