Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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i don't do bad sauce passes
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
d e v o n
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
will byers stan first human second
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get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all
(via orc-sign-language)
you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?
wololo
you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example
don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual
if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit
If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything
Hey check out how hard i ca]
You know who else ca]
its not that hard guys, wat]
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Yo mama so ugly she passed away peacefully in her sleep but was still marked as a car crash victim