world’s silliest

has currently figured out: 3 hero identities! woaw!! >:0 no, i’m not snitching. 19 // he/him (rp acc ^_^)

[officialbernarddowd]

about blog (ooc) ☆彡

(editing this to be better later lolol)

• HEADER ART BY THE AWESOME @theprettierducard‼️ TYSM AGAIN!!

• as canon compliant to comics bernard as possible :’D

• is dating @totally-not-soupernova and @timblrdrake !!

• knows the hero identities (supernova and red robin, respectively) of said partners after an anon outed them; knows damian’s identity as robin too due to nika HAHA.., but other than that he’s still theorising about everybody else’s hehe

• court of owls lore happened (will link it here sometime soon!) but in summary; talon bernard is a Thing now! he’s stuck in the back of berns’ mind and only appears when someone asks about him or if bernard is emotionally vulnerable (or if he’s feeling silly but that’s rare lmaoo)

• is still a biology and physics major!! mun just sucks at both subjects so if he’s ooc in this topic that’s why ^^;;

anon list! — ✨, 🦭, 🪡, 👻, 🍇, nyquil anon, update anon, unfortunate anon

mun is a minor!! that being said i love this guy and his shenanigans <3

[officialbruciewayne]

hello, mister wayne..!

sorry if this is illegible in any way; i’m pretty sick,, but a question came to mind and i got curious, haha…

what are your thoughts on the court of owls, if you don’t mind me asking?

Please, Bruce is fine. I understand you and my son are seeing each other, so you may as well drop the formalities, lad.

Hn. A city like Gotham has a lot of unique folklore, like our local equivalent to Mothman, and the Court of Owls is one of the most well-known. And with the amount of- desperation in Gotham, it can be easy to believe that there are people out there, feeding off this city's death, and feasting on its suffering.

What I think of this is that whether we are talking about a hidden society, or the open cruelty of Gotham's elite, that I don't believe in exploiting my city. Or allowing anyone else to do the same.

What I think is it doesn't matter if the Court of Owls is a legend, or if the Batman exists. What I think is that there are things that are worth believing in, not because they are true, but because they are what is worth believing in: that we can do better by this city, that we can fight for it, that we can defend it.

[officialbernarddowd]

oh, okay.. uh, bruce. it feels a bit weird to call you by your first name, in my opinion, but i'll try and do so from now on! 🫡

and i... see.

Hn.

i understand where these- uh- rumours from other people are coming from, and i personally believe with them myself, but i appreciate you trying to make the city safer regardless if whether or not they are true.

and i agree! i guess without gotham's support in, let's say- the batman of all things- we all collectively wouldn't have found the motivation to fight for the city like he... supposedly does. and without the 'legend' of the court of owls, none of us would have wanted to do better by this city because we would have been unaware about the true extent of what they represent - a general abuse of power due to wealth. i find that pretty interesting, honestly!

so- thanks for answering my question, bruce. i'm happy i could talk to someone else about this topic, haha!!

( He grunted.

so?

I know why.

...okay? you're being more weird than usual. which is saying something.

For good reason.

.....hm. )

[officialbernarddowd]

happy me being real in batman #3 day :D

[officialbernarddowd]

Good afternoon, Dowd (aka Drake's hideous blonde boyfriend),

I am here to ask if you would allow me to make you into my sims game. Not for any.. malicious reason at all. No. I am just tired of my Drake Sim complain about being lonely.

Will that be okay with you?

Best regards,

Damian Al-Ghūl Wayne

( @damian-al-ghul-wayne )

good afternoon, damian ( . oookay then.)!!

that’s absolutely okay with me :3 i don’t want him to be lonely or sad ever and i’m glad you share that sentiment so i’m happy you asked </3

best regards to you too,

bernard dowd ^-^ !!

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Thank you, Dowd.

I will try my best to incorporate your qualities perfectly, but I am.. not 100% the best at sim creation.

Would you like me to contact you with a picture of my Sim of you after I create it? I would like the real Dowd to judge it.

[officialbernarddowd]

you’re welcome! and don’t stress so much, i’m sure it’ll turn out great. tim’s told me all about your artist expertise, and i believe that’ll translate well to sim creation :>

ofc, ofc!! ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ᗜ<) i’ve gotta see if you got my handsomeness and fluffy hair down a T!

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Hello again, Bernard.

I have returned with a concept of you. Here.

I apologize for the terrible screenshots, but my computer is causing trouble.

Is this to your liking?

[officialbernarddowd]

woah. i did not know my homosexuality was that easy to capture hello

HIII!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOD?? NO NEED TO APOLOGISE,. I LOOK AMAZING ALREADY!!!

LIKE . the piercings.. the OUTFIT... THE FLUFFY HAIR AND . oh my god, damian, i love it so much .. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU ヾ(≧∇≦)ゞ

[officialbernarddowd]

Good afternoon, Dowd (aka Drake's hideous blonde boyfriend),

I am here to ask if you would allow me to make you into my sims game. Not for any.. malicious reason at all. No. I am just tired of my Drake Sim complain about being lonely.

Will that be okay with you?

Best regards,

Damian Al-Ghūl Wayne

( @damian-al-ghul-wayne )

good afternoon, damian ( . oookay then.)!!

that’s absolutely okay with me :3 i don’t want him to be lonely or sad ever and i’m glad you share that sentiment so i’m happy you asked </3

best regards to you too,

bernard dowd ^-^ !!

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Thank you, Dowd.

I will try my best to incorporate your qualities perfectly, but I am.. not 100% the best at sim creation.

Would you like me to contact you with a picture of my Sim of you after I create it? I would like the real Dowd to judge it.

[officialbernarddowd]

you’re welcome! and don’t stress so much, i’m sure it’ll turn out great. tim’s told me all about your artist expertise, and i believe that’ll translate well to sim creation :>

ofc, ofc!! ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ᗜ<) i’ve gotta see if you got my handsomeness and fluffy hair down a T!

[officialbernarddowd]

does it really count as a conspiracy if it’s basically fact?

look at brucie’s birthing hips

that man is a mother

it counts as a conspiracy if it hasn’t been properly confirmed yet!!! so i still win >:]

that being said, he DOES have birthing hips doesn’t he??? congrats on the pregnancy, mr wayne!!

[officialbernarddowd]

Good afternoon, Dowd (aka Drake's hideous blonde boyfriend),

I am here to ask if you would allow me to make you into my sims game. Not for any.. malicious reason at all. No. I am just tired of my Drake Sim complain about being lonely.

Will that be okay with you?

Best regards,

Damian Al-Ghūl Wayne

( @damian-al-ghul-wayne )

good afternoon, damian ( . oookay then.)!!

that’s absolutely okay with me :3 i don’t want him to be lonely or sad ever and i’m glad you share that sentiment so i’m happy you asked </3

best regards to you too,

bernard dowd ^-^ !!

[timblrdrake]

this is surprisingly endearing i’m shocked he hasn’t put me in a pool and taken away the ladder yet

[stillnotawayne]

i have

[officialbernarddowd]

this is why steph solos!

[littlepikmins]

Some things never change

[officialbernarddowd]

Good afternoon, Dowd (aka Drake's hideous blonde boyfriend),

I am here to ask if you would allow me to make you into my sims game. Not for any.. malicious reason at all. No. I am just tired of my Drake Sim complain about being lonely.

Will that be okay with you?

Best regards,

Damian Al-Ghūl Wayne

( @damian-al-ghul-wayne )

good afternoon, damian ( . oookay then.)!!

that’s absolutely okay with me :3 i don’t want him to be lonely or sad ever and i’m glad you share that sentiment so i’m happy you asked </3

best regards to you too,

bernard dowd ^-^ !!

[officialbernarddowd]

Are we tormenting you today then?

Nonny nonny

NONNY NONNY I MISSED YOU!! HIII ^-^

If ‘you’ is referring to me, then no. I don’t feel tormented, at the very least, and I would like to keep it that way.

[nonny-nonny-anon]

Yes, hello to you as well child! I have been enjoying my peace and quiet, but I couldn't help but drop by when I saw that you were active.

And if it was? Little sparrow woke up falling out of the nest, did you?

[officialbernarddowd]

yeah.,, sorry for being so dead! i’m glad you’re doing alright though!!! :3

I- Excuse me? ‘Little sparrow’? I’ll have you know that I am the sharp talons of an owl, and I did not fall out of any metaphorical ‘nest’. Is it so bad to wish to not be tormented for once?

someone’s a bit mad… you okay?

You would be too. And… yes, I am.

:/

[officialbernarddowd]

Are we tormenting you today then?

Nonny nonny

NONNY NONNY I MISSED YOU!! HIII ^-^

If ‘you’ is referring to me, then no. I don’t feel tormented, at the very least, and I would like to keep it that way.

[officialbernarddowd]

metaphysically biting talon

..?

Ow?

Is that how I’m supposed to respond here.

[officialbernarddowd]

bear ! bern ! bernard ! what’s your latest conspiracy :3

- cy

Bruce Wayne is pregnant.

No, I will not elaborate. His own account says enough.

[officialbernarddowd]

Hey you!

You like Hatsune Miku right?

-🪡

HELLO!!! YESYESYESYESYES I ABSOLUTELY DO ^_^ !!!! one of my fave vocaloids ever sighh .. stream hello builder by utsu p right NOW guys <3

[timblrdrake]

happy 4 days after pride month can we still kiss.,, i miss you and astra sm </3

i’ll think about it… you’re a little late buddy

[officialbernarddowd]

OOOOKAY. i’ll just brood all on my OWN by MYSELF in my LONELY apartment and kiss NO ONE unless astra wants to come along too . smh men these days

[officialbernarddowd]

talon maybe you’d be happier if you bit people

Pray tell, what benefits would I get out of doing so? I’m looking for a compelling argument here, so please do not disappoint.

[officialbernarddowd]

hi guys he’s coming home <3 i’ve been prepared for this moment since day ONE