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badjokesbyjeff

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

fibul

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

labelleizzy

The midnight awakies

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

queer-reader-07

porcelain-rob0t

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

politenotice

interestingmistakes

ostolero

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

sayaratyriea

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

mortimermcmirestinks

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

michaelnordeman

Western honey bee/Apis mellifera/honungsbi. Bees and many other pollinators are crazy about oregano/Origanum vulgare/kungsmynta. Värmland, Sweden (16 July 2020).

liberalsarecool

Stay engaged.

daysleftofsecondterm

The “you couldn’t boycott chik fil a” post was a psyop in this essay I will-

daysleftofsecondterm

In the notes of this post, you will see rather desperate attempts to keep up the “nothing has really changed, your work doesn’t matter and everything is horrible forever” argument, which only proves to me that I’m right about this particular psyop.