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thatswhywelovegermany

“Alles auf einmal tun zu wollen, zerstört alles auf einmal.”

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Wanting to do everything at once destroys everything at once.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 – 1799), German mathematician, experimental physicist, and aphorist

unscharf-an-den-raendern

Ich nach fast drei Jahren Pandemie

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official-german-puns

thatswhywelovegermany

People who think that the vaccination will alter their DNA should see this as an opportunity.

thatswhywelovegermany

‘Tis the season again

brilliantyears

Yo neighbour, ich habe Fragen.

itsyveinthesky

Do you really or do you secretly go: “De Duitsers doen weer rare dingen”.

brilliantyears

Du hast recht und du solltest es sagen.

unscharf-an-den-raendern

Aus gegebenem Anlass.

inoffizielles-deutschland

German cities according to AI.

officialbremen

Bremen and Bremerhaven

tinybreadcreation

pangur-and-grim

one thing I’ve noticed while running an online shop is that Americans never include their country when writing their address.

I don’t mean when filling in online forms, bc that’s obviously a required element. but when emailing me for address changes for orders, they never include a country in the updated address. but I always know the country is the United States of America because literally nobody else around the world would do that.

whomst-am-i

Seriously? Why would you include it though? It’s extraneous information like ofc its the us

pangur-and-grim

there are 195 countries in the world

fagknowledge

But we also always have to include our states, which if you get confused what country “California” is in, that’s kind of on you.

chaotic-carnifex

If you get confused what country “Hessen” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Karnataka” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Kärnten” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Bahia” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Manitoba” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Colima” is in, that’s kind of on you.

… yeah, checks out /j

andordean

I witnessed this today with my own two eyes

applejuicewerewolf

Me before reading this post: Yeah, maybe I should try to learn what all the different US states are called. Education is important and Geography is fun.

Me after reading this post: Actually, I think I won’t do that. Instead I will make an active effort to forget all of the US states I know of.