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Hufflepuff: can I tell you a joke?
Slytherin: *already regretting it* Sure
Hufflepuff: why shouldn’t you break up with a quidditch player?
Slytherin: why?
Hufflepuff: *on the brink of tears bc they’re holding back laughter* because they’re a keeper.
Slytherin: ...
How I have 400 people following me is beyond me. I bet 70% of y’all are robots But I don’t care. I hope you guys find a dollar or something on the ground 🥲
Slytherin: *panicking* holy shit get it off, GET IT OFF!
Hufflepuff (pulling away from a hug): I’m showing you my affection
Slytherin: that was the most horrendous emotion I have ever felt...do it again.
What is you zodiac sign
Virgo😌
Gryffindor : oh you think you’re so smart just because you are a Ravenclaw.
Ravenclaw: ohhh you think you’re so tough because you’re a Gryffindor .
Slytherin: oh, look at the idiots.
Hufflepuff: what if vegetables have feelings too? We eat them alive, cook them alive and bled them alive. they have to live through torture.
Slytherin: IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU go to SLEEP
Slytherin: I’m gonna need you to shut up for the week.
Hufflepuff[on the brim of tears]: why?
Slytherin: bc I have to no control when you ask me for shit and my paycheck isn’t until Monday.
Slytherin: how am I supposed to feel nice when people like you exist.
Hufflepuff: why would I ever change you when people like you are with me.
Slytherin: god you just don’t know when to stop *sniff
Slytherin: man fuck Valentine’s Day. It’s huffintines day *puts a party cone on their head*
Hufflepuff: where’s my cake
Slytherin: I was jok...
Hufflepuff: cake
Slytherin: *placing an order for cake* cake *sigh
Slytherin[grabs a random hufflepuff]: you’re my Valentine.
Hufflepuff: I think you meant to ask...
Slytherin: you heard what I said
Hufflepuff[a little giddy]: happy Valentine’s Day to me.
Slytherin: if it doesn’t start with huff and end with puff I don’t want it.
Hufflepuff: too bad I want it to start with a million and end with aire.
Slytherin: what in the slytherin?!?
Hufflepuff [nervous]: I like you
Slytherin: I like me too
Slytherin:....let’s like me together
Hufflepuff [extremely happy]: YES
Hufflepuff [trying to be intimidating]: I’ll beat your fucking ass.
Slytherin: I mean shit *unbuttons shirt seductively* if that’s what your into, I fucking agree.
Hufflepuff: huh?
Slytherin: if violence is not the answer, why is it solving my problems so well?
Ravenclaw: you know what you have a fucking point.
Hufflepuff: you people need to sit down *pats the chair*
Hufflepuff: people think I’m a softy, bitch I’ll stab you
Slytherin: with what a pencil?
Hufflepuff: no! That’s violent.
I’m planing to do a slytherin x hufflepuff x gryffindor fic . Give me your thoughts!
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