Dylan Moore;

I'm Dylan; Singer-Songwriter; Professional Barista; Funny Guy(?);Leo/Leo/Aries ☀️/🌙/⬆️

[whitepeopletwitter]

[torgan]

the best thing about a'bein a woman/is the prerogative to honeytrap a fascist

[itsblackfriday]

I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down 

[hallucin8]

I have SO much love in my dumb stupid bitch ass body

[babyvintagee]

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel

[dykemd]

so what if im in love with you mind ur own business

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[kristiemewisstan]

it did move me to tears

[memewhore]

[bossyasfvck]

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

[31st]

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

[31st]

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

[angy-sage-deactivated20200315]

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[sexponents]

did soulja boy ever tell em

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

[dogjpeg]

[cockslaved]

Stinky

[dogjpeg]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

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