Stuck On The Puzzle

hi I'm Emily and I keep putting my life in the hands of rock and roll bands who throw it all away

[feelmyskin]

Someone: Las Vegas.

Brandon Flowers, an intellectual:

[podencos]

I may be a dumb bitch but at least I’m a smart dumb bitch

[multifand0mtrash]

[browsedankmemes]

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x

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Arctic Monkeys @ Zénith Paris (29/05/18)

by Nicko Guihal

[nearlydodie-deactivated20190603]

Everyone: no word rhymes with circus

Alex turner: :)

Everyone: Alex no

Alex: berserkus

[thurnerstorms]

Arctic Monkeys by Andrew Cotterill

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andrewcotterill Alex turner shot for the current Mojo cover feature

[mamalazzer]

If Taika Watiti directed a short between Civil War and Infinity War

[arcticmonkeysaf]

Beyoncé’s alter egos: Yoncé and Sasha Fierce

David Bowie’s alter egos: Ziggy Stardust and Aladdin Sane, among others

Alex Turner’s alter ego: a hotel receptionist named Mark

[thunder-thiefs]

Alex Turner for ICON Spain

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[victorious]

[chingonawithaheart]

The founder of Adidas was aligned with Adolf Hitler so they’ve been cancelled since WWII

[victorious]

[yxngsol]

Niggas bout to just start wearing sketchers at this rate =(

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I mean they light up and are kinda cute so hey

[victorious]

Im in.

[ruinedchildhood]

What we wearing in 2018 if this keeps up.

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summer mood: topless in a hammock. lips glossed. fully hydrated and eating a whole mango

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thor’s outfits, rated

thor 1: 

basic, functional, ultimately forgettable. 4/10

avengers: 

more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10

poncho: 

GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10

thor 2:

hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10

age of ultron: 

stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10 

this monstrosity: 

baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.

thor 3: 

GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.

bonus:

what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that he’s in bare feet??? i know i throw around the word “iconic” but. truly. bicon. 11/10.

[holyaura]

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

[thedailystyles]

04/14/18 (via allysonalisha’s IG Stories)