Jews Rock!

Professional simp Just a chill guy looking for a foot job HMU if you know about building 7

[officialjoerogan]

This sip of coors tastes exactly like I’m going to buy a pack of cigarettes

[officialjoerogan]

When you take a piss and feel the pee hitting your shorts and legs at the urinal because your stream is so strong then you just zip up your shorts and go back to work

[officialjoerogan]

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My valentine this year will be the same as last year, 15 coors lights.

[officialjoerogan]

Top 5 Saturdays of all time

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! This year I’m thankful for the same thing as last year. Big titty goth women 🦃

[officialjoerogan]

I was a cute little elf last night, but now I’m a hung over person with glue in their hair, the day after Halloween parties is fun!

[officialjoerogan]

Smoking fat doinks watching horror movies from the 50’s in the dark.

[officialjoerogan]

You’re getting two songs today so you better like it 👊🏽

[officialjoerogan]

This song is named after me

[officialjoerogan]

[officialjoerogan]

Hungover as shit at work smoking a cig laying down on the picnic table

[officialjoerogan]

Been in the roto heavy lately

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[yourdads-feverdream]

Gym date with @officialjoerogan

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More cigs = more gains 💪🏽🚬

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