Michael Cohen, Attorney at (Breaking the) Law

FUCKED A PORN STAR? Call me

[officialmichaelcohen]

Trump is on his own now I don’t want to fucking go to prison for him

[paulmanafort]

life update: i’m kinda in a hard place right now xx 😓😓i never thought i’d be making this post but i just don’t know what to do and my heart is broken

FUCK my life i just want to fucking die xx please donate to the paul manafort bail fund ❤️❤️ love u all xoxo

[sean-hannity]

ily always ❤️

[officialmichaelcohen]

ILYSM paul and i feel u I don’t wanna go to prison either 😓 maybe you should flip on trump cuz that’s what i’m doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[npr]

LISTEN: How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats

Michael Cohen is facing legal peril. But he's usually the one using legal pressure to fix issues for Donald Trump before they become problems. NPR has audio of Cohen making threats in 2015.

Lawyer Michael Cohen has used legal threats to protect Donald Trump for years. 

NPR now has the audio of him doing it.

[officialmichaelcohen]

THIS IS FAKE FUCKING NEWS

[officialmichaelcohen]

Presidents be fucking porn stars

[officialmichaelcohen]

I have a public humiliation kink

[officialmichaelcohen]

I plead the fifth!

[officialmichaelcohen]

I’M INNOCENT I SWEAR!!!1!!!1!!!

[sean-hannity]

@michaelcohenofficial I love u 💗

[officialmichaelcohen]

Love you too babe 😘

[sarahhuckabeesanders]

FAVES 😍😛

[paulmanafort]

Hey guys! Can I join? :-)

[officialmichaelcohen]

No! Go away, Paul!

[hopehicks]

Hi! Remember me? :)

[sean-hannity]

Are you the porn star??

[hopehicks]

NO SEAN! FUCK OFF!

[generaljohnkelly]

Hey guys

[sarahhuckabeesanders]

What do you want?

[generaljohnkelly]

I want to fuck you Sarah .

[johnrbolton]

LET’S FUCKING KILL EVERYONE!

[fuckercarlson]

That sure makes my titties tingle ;)

[officialmichaelcohen]

Have you guys ever heard of hentai?

[sean-hannity]

Ooh can you show me ;)

[officialmichaelcohen]

[sean-hannity]

@michaelcohenofficial I love u 💗

[officialmichaelcohen]

Love you too babe 😘

[sarahhuckabeesanders]

FAVES 😍😛

[paulmanafort]

Hey guys! Can I join? :-)

[officialmichaelcohen]

No! Go away, Paul!

[hopehicks]

Hi! Remember me? :)

[sean-hannity]

Are you the porn star??

[hopehicks]

NO SEAN! FUCK OFF!

[generaljohnkelly]

Hey guys

[sarahhuckabeesanders]

What do you want?

[generaljohnkelly]

I want to fuck you Sarah .

[johnrbolton]

LET’S FUCKING KILL EVERYONE!

[fuckercarlson]

That sure makes my titties tingle ;)

[officialmichaelcohen]

Have you guys ever heard of hentai?

[officialmichaelcohen]

Some ppl call it “corruption” and “breaking the law” ... I call it DOING MY JOB . SHARE if u agree.

[sean-hannity]

@michaelcohenofficial I love u 💗

[officialmichaelcohen]

Love you too babe 😘

[sarahhuckabeesanders]

FAVES 😍😛

[paulmanafort]

Hey guys! Can I join? :-)

[officialmichaelcohen]

No! Go away, Paul!

[officialmichaelcohen]

Michael Cohen’s the name, paying hush money to porn stars is the game

[officialmichaelcohen]

YOU DON’T KNOW ME 😭

[sean-hannity]

@michaelcohenofficial I love u 💗

[officialmichaelcohen]

Love you too babe 😘

[republicanidiots]

Confusion

If Cohen paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 of his own money and Trump didn’t authorize it, then how is that incident covered by attorney / client privilege?  

[officialmichaelcohen]

FAKE NEWS! WITCH HUNT! SAD!

[officialmichaelcohen]