Bad Guy Critical Blog

DFI you're a bad guy.

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*gets out a megaphone* TAKE OFF THE BADGE

OK I TOOK OFF THE BADGE WHAT WAS THAT

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I would think the right moment wasn't now

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I WANT A REFUND!!!!

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*gets out a megaphone* TAKE OFF THE BADGE

OK I TOOK OFF THE BADGE WHAT WAS THAT

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Official Fact #1

The mumble badge is amazingly useful...in the right moments

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WHAT!!! I CANT HEAR YOU RIGHT

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take it off then!

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WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME

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Official Fact #1

The mumble badge is amazingly useful...in the right moments

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WHAT!!! I CANT HEAR YOU RIGHT

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(Y'know there's actual story going on in other fact accounts and I'm just sitting here making memes)

(ps go follow @officialconductorfacts and @officialdjgroovesfacts for actual quality)

(oh and @officialhatkidfacts and @officialsnatcherfacts are really good too)

(@officialsubconitefacts you're valid as well)

(Pretty much all of them are really good)

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:O!!!!

I have literally no idea what I'm doing

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(same)

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(There is also me, @officialbowkidfacts , @officialqueenvanessafacts , and @officialsealfacts , if we're trying to get an officialahitfacts masterpost !)

(also i believe @officialtalonfacts and @officialcaw

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you're smelly!!!!!!!!!!! very smelly!!!!!!!

Now that’s just the most basic insult I’ve ever heard.

Also I’m not smelly.

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You’re certainly… scented.

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Why is everyone calling me smelly?!?

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Because you don’t pecking bathe??

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I do bathe! Sometimes!

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‘sometimes’ you shower three times a year.

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talon i thought this was tae be kept between us.

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YOUVE WON MULTIPLE AWARDS AND YOU CHOOSE NOT TO BATHE?

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ITS A PERSONAL CHOICE!!!!!!

And you’re one to talk! Whens the last time you bathed, peck neck? Livin in a cave is nae an excuse!

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LIVING IN A PLACE WITHOUT CLEAN WATER IS AN EXCUSE BUT OK MONEYBAGS I BET ALL YOUR AWARDS SMELL LIKE BIRD

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you're smelly!!!!!!!!!!! very smelly!!!!!!!

Now that’s just the most basic insult I’ve ever heard.

Also I’m not smelly.

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You’re certainly… scented.

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Why is everyone calling me smelly?!?

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Because you don’t pecking bathe??

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I do bathe! Sometimes!

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‘sometimes’ you shower three times a year.

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talon i thought this was tae be kept between us.

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YOUVE WON MULTIPLE AWARDS AND YOU CHOOSE NOT TO BATHE?

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HEY

@officialsnatcherfacts​ 

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official hat kid fact

there are no bedtimes in space

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there are no bedtimes down here too if ur bold enough

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At least I don’t go around killing me fans!

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WOW VAGUING VERY MATURE DONT WORRY BRO I GOT YOU

@officialdjgroovesfacts HEY TAKE A L

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WHAT THE PECK IS A VIDEO GAME

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Game but video

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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

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MAKES YOU VIOLENT

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SO THATS WHY YOURE SUCH A PAIN

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WHAT THE PECK IS A VIDEO GAME

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Game but video

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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

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Am I a bad gwuy, miss? @officialmustachegirlfacts

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WHAT? NO?

IN FACT YOU GET THIS

DONT GIVE IT TO YOUR BOSS

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WHAT THE PECK IS A VIDEO GAME

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both dj grooves AND conductor said they wouldn’t beat me to death. hate to say this, but... *sigh* can you?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM, BUDDY

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ON IT

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I DONT WANT THIS 

TAKE IT BACK

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can i have it? :O

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....yes

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MUSTACHE GIRL, DO YOU TRIM YOUR MUSTACHE? DO YOU EVEN WASH IT. THATS DISGUSTING IF YOU DONT, YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THE TYPES OF GERMS AND GUNK THAT GETS IN THERE, I HOPE YOU DONT KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH. HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT, EVEN I HAVE STANDARDS FOR BEING UNDEAD. ITS IMPORTANT TO TAKE FIFTEEN MINUTE BATHS FOUR TIMES A WEEK BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL GET VERY DIRTY. DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO GETTING SICK IF YOU DONT WASH YOUR MUSTACHE? I KNOW. I TRIED TO GROW ONE ONCE.

DO YOU THINK I HAVE ACCESS TO WATER? DO YOU THINK I HAVE ACCESS TO THESE THINGS? THES PRIVILEGE?

I LIVE IN A CAVE ON A BEACH

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WAIT, TRIED? HA

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

BIG NOODLE CANT GROW FACIAL HAIR

I BET YOU HAVE BABY FACE

LITTLE SOFT PINCHABLE CHEEKS

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I SUCCESSFULLY GREW IT OUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

MAINTAINING IT WAS ANNOYING SO I SHAVED IT OFF!

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CANT EVEN MAINTAIN A MUSTACHE! HA! WEAKLING.