:)

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what are your pronouns?

I'll use any pronouns!

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Then what's your favorite food, if you have one? :o

I personally enjoy chocolate chocolate chip cookies, but several others prefer spicier things.

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Hey, are you able to eat stuff?

We dont need to, but we can

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oh? istn it possible tobecom a "minion" and not get a body id you dun want one? i think thatis waht i did and Boss seemed to be okay with that :О (@officialsubcondwellerfacts)

Possibly. My memory's quite fuzzy around that time, and Ive never really asked

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hey whats up with the dwellers?

They were citizens who didn't want to follow the boss. At least, I think. My memory's a little fuzzy...

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how obnoxious are the giant spiders?

Not really obnoxious, I mean, all they do is hang around all day and let people jump on them.

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i just гealized i for got to mak a “promo”? so. hello ! i exist ! aпd interactinb wiтh tihs Blog is really гeallу aргeciaтed!! asкbx and   submissions are open! but pleas reмain sfw

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Hi dweller(s)! Im not on much anymore but I hope your blog is successful!

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Are all Subconites squeaky like a plush toy?

Most of us! We asked the boss :3

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Official Fact #6

I was the 100th subconite who fell down the well. Long story short, we now have a ladder.

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Probably for the best...

How unsafe is it there anyways?

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Once you're on the edge, you're basically down. Nobody's broken bones yet though! (Probably cause the majority of us dont have them, but whatever, amiright?)

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i fell to the bottom when snatcher had me clean it and im fine!

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Your the only bone person who's done that hattie

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well then other people are cowards.

theres more than enough water to break their fall.

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No, others worked at that contract. Your bones are just harder to break, I think. Snuggled up in that meat sack

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Official Fact #6

I was the 100th subconite who fell down the well. Long story short, we now have a ladder.

[officialnomadfacts]

Probably for the best...

How unsafe is it there anyways?

[officialsubconitefacts]

Once you're on the edge, you're basically down. Nobody's broken bones yet though! (Probably cause the majority of us dont have them, but whatever, amiright?)

[officialhatkidfacts]

i fell to the bottom when snatcher had me clean it and im fine!

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Your the only bone person who's done that hattie

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Official Fact #6

I was the 100th subconite who fell down the well. Long story short, we now have a ladder.

[officialnomadfacts]

Probably for the best...

How unsafe is it there anyways?

[officialsubconitefacts]

Once you're on the edge, you're basically down. Nobody's broken bones yet though! (Probably cause the majority of us dont have them, but whatever, amiright?)

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Official Fact #6

I was the 100th subconite who fell down the well. Long story short, we now have a ladder.

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Official Fact #5

I fell down the well and cant get out

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Do-

Do you need me to help?

There's probably a zipline I can use here to get me to subcon forest.....

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I kind of doubt it. The others are trying to get me out now tho

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Official Fact #5

I fell down the well and cant get out

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(sorry for not posting again, I've been playing a lot of animal crossing and hollow knight)

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I'm jealous, I've no switch, so no acnh (or pkmn sw, which i already have)

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HOLY PECK TALONS POSSESSED-:E

WHAT?????????? WHAT DO YE MEAN POSSESSED???????????

@officialtalonfacts LADDIE??????

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You should have seen this coming, old bird.

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BUT I DIDNT.

WAIT WERE YOU IN SUBCON???

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? We've never seen anything like this, but Hiraeth or Boss mightve

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Official Subconite Fact #4

Theres a person here with a mask selling something and I'm not sure if they're selling something illegal