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[ok lol thank you guys who sent an ask about me being hacked, someones been trying to bust into my accounts on different social medias such as twitter, instagram, etc etc and i forgot to secure the account here (i wouldn’t have even noticed had i not checked the email associated with this account wow!)

so sorry to those who got @‘ed! ​as far as posting on here goes I think im just going to wipe the account soon so feel free to archive whatever posts you liked! will probably deactivate by Friday]

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SNATCHER FACT ???

WHAT

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favorite color?

CYAN IS A CLOSE FAVORITE, BUT I’VE ALWAYS ENJOYED YELLOW

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how much do you know about plants

ENOUGH FOR MY COMFORT!

PURPLE = BAD NEWS

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MOOONBUMPER!!!! OPINIONS???

WHO

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EVERY DAY THIS GUY KEEPS COMING INTO MY FOREST TRYING TO RECORD ME, IM SICK OF IT!

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I DONT KNOW BUT IVE BEEN CALLING HIM “SMOOTH JONES” BECAUSE HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE BUTTER

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EVERY DAY THIS GUY KEEPS COMING INTO MY FOREST TRYING TO RECORD ME, IM SICK OF IT!

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YOU!! ARE!! A!! HOT BOPKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM DEAD

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#the snatcher is perfect for @officialqueenvanessafacts

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WHAT THE HELL

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NO IM NOT

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#the snatcher is perfect for @officialqueenvanessafacts

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WHAT THE HELL

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#handsome is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

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You seem to like candles judging by the ones in Death Wish, got a favorite scent?

I DO LIKE THE SMELL OF PINE-- I’M WHAT THEY CALL A “HOMEBODY” SO ANY NATURAL SCENTS FROM THE FOREST (THAT DON’T SMELL LIKE DEATH WRINGED IT’S NECK) IS A PERSONAL FAVORITE.

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a lot of people seem to like antagonizing you

EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL “WHO CAN PROVOKE THE SNATCHER THE MOST” DAY

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YOU ARE A PASTA NOODLE

That’d be @officialsnatcherfacts , not me, darling!

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YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE DRIED ROUND PASTA WHEELS

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Are you colourblind, Snatchy? I do hope you don’t eat black pasta.

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THE SHAPE YOU FOOL

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In that case, yes!

I’m glad you agree that I’m a snack.

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OF COURSE, YOUR SOUL LOOKS VERY TASTY!

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It’s a shame I’m too expensive for you, darling.💕

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OH DONT WORRY! I CAN BIDE MY TIME UNTIL NOVEMBER 13TH 2020, I’VE GOT AN ETERNITY TO WAIT

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YOU ARE A PASTA NOODLE

That’d be @officialsnatcherfacts , not me, darling!

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YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE DRIED ROUND PASTA WHEELS

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Are you colourblind, Snatchy? I do hope you don’t eat black pasta.

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THE SHAPE YOU FOOL

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In that case, yes!

I’m glad you agree that I’m a snack.

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OF COURSE, YOUR SOUL LOOKS VERY TASTY!

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Hey guess what, I keep this blog open at all times so i can see your awesome content BUT I HAVENT FOLLOWED YOU. SO YOU CANT HAVE MAH SOUL. Got any clauses for that Snatcher?

GET A HOBBY

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YOU ARE A PASTA NOODLE

That’d be @officialsnatcherfacts , not me, darling!

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YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE DRIED ROUND PASTA WHEELS

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Are you colourblind, Snatchy? I do hope you don’t eat black pasta.

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THE SHAPE YOU FOOL