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Cow chop trash boissss ((I try art )) ~I AM FEMALE FOR THOSE WHO CARE~

[officialoctogoat-blog]

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: *sneezes*

Person B: don't die

Person A: I'll die all I want don't tell me what to do

[thebootydiaries]

how some of y'all think this works

[oqsk-deactivated20190421]

please reblog if you don’t mind people randomly popping up in your inbox ‘cause there’s so many of you where I want to do that but you are all just so talented and I’m over here like mehhheheheh.

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[officialoctogoat-blog]

me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

[kiiingocho-deactivated20150531]

Don’t compare your progress to others.

Don’t compare your progress to others.

Don’t compare your progress to others.

Don’t compare your progress to others.

Don’t compare your progress to others.

Don’t compare your progress to others.

[feelrosevibe]

Daily reminder

[cryptic-peace]

*sigh*

[acetoxy-deactivated20151215]

[nope-deactivated20130709]

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

[dirtyshrekthings]

we’ve all been there

[glyndarling]

Pokemon Go does not “trick you into exercising.”  It simply gives an incentive and attainable reward for doing so that is more appealing than my anxiety is daunting.  I know exactly what it is doing and I am fucking grateful.

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[tawnywings]

this is potentially really important:

I have someone staying in my hotel tonight that made me think that this would be worth sharing here.

If you are running away/trying to hide from someone that is frightening, abusing, harassing you, and you find yourself staying in a hotel to avoid being found, there’s an extra precaution you can take.

When you check in, ask the front desk clerk to put you as “Unlisted”. They’ll know what you’re talking about. What this means is that as far as anyone other than you and the front desk clerks are concerned, you’re not there. If someone tries to call for you and your room, “I’m sorry. I don’t have anyone registered under that name.” Same thing goes for it someone shows up at the desk. “Unlisted” means you’re untouchable.

Please, please, if you find yourself in trouble and seeking refuge in a hotel, do this. It’s really quick, easy, and painless for the front desk clerk to do, and they are not going to judge you for it. 

[polepixie]

Please use actual words, not just code words. I work in a hotel and have NEVER heard of “Unlisted”. If someone were to come up to me and say that I would just look at you, confused, and ask for clarification.

Just flat out tell the front desk that you’re avoiding an abuser, if you say that you’re just avoiding something or someone, we may hesitate to comply, because you may be hiding from the police or law-enforcement. Please tell the front desk what you actually want us to do. Most places sign privacy/non-disclosure type agreements and if you say: “Hey, I’m hiding from a very bad situation and there might be some abusive people following me. Can you please either put me under a different name or make sure that no one contacts me?” we’ll do it and wont speak another word. Most places would even help you look up resources and try to get you transportation.

You can make it so most phones will be no contact, put up the do-not-disturb sign, and when shift change happens, if you’re still awake, tell the next person, because sometimes shift change is chaotic and important stuff can fall through the cracks. If you’re staying for multiple days, ask to speak with the general manager about your situation and they’ll make sure everything is enforced.

[aztechnology]

I worked at a hotel for almost 3 years, and I can confirm with the second post. You can additionally tell us at the front desk that no one is allowed to phone you, but you can phone out of your room. 

Please do not be vague about it, we’ll likely think you’re up to something illegal. Just be upfront about it. No one’s allowed to see the guest list (or your name on the computer) besides the people working behind the counter, it’s a part of the confidentiality agreement.

[cutting-you-off-deactivated2020]

Fuck I reblogged this before… Ignore that one. This is the right one

[shatterfly]

Hotel Clerk here, can confirm second post.

[thebootydiaries]

what's wrong with incest??? i mean some are scary like tarantula but butterfly are cute <3

STOPSGDJSGS

[ofheightsandhollows-deactivated]

I Once Dated A Writer and

[obliteratedheart]

Writers are forgetful, but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are forgetful because they’re busy remembering the important things.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

[amrnthne]

pokemon go is singlehandedly shaping the entire fuckdamn globe. places looking for hire are listing “active pokemon go gym nearby” as a perk of the job. bars are placing lures at nearby pokestops to attract customers. dog shelters are taking advantage of the trend to get people to walk the dogs while they play. this is the most positive possible outcome of pokemon’s wild popularity i love it so much

[woosh]

don’t 👏🏽 listen 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 twenty 👏🏽 one 👏🏽 pilots 👏🏽 if 👏🏽 you’ve 👏🏽 never 👏🏽 operated 👏🏽 an 👏🏽 airplane 👏🏽