in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own
extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own
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in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own
extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own
joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience
you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool
I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required
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I think it’s important to remember that executive dysfunction doesn’t just apply to doing chores (work, cleaning, etc). It also makes it difficult to engage with your hobbies.
Some people don’t seem to understand that when I say that I don’t have the motivation to do something that I have said I want to do, it has nothing to do with not being interested enough in said thing. It is just that my brain is not allowing me to do it even though I want to.
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
easily a contender for post of the decade
If you are not on Twitter but are interested in what's going on with Elon Musk's Twitter, never fear, I am back as your Twitter Correspondent.
So, on Thursday, 4/20, Elon removed all the "legacy verified" blue checks. That means that if you are, say, Taylor Swift or the Pope, and you have a blue checkmark because you have proven you identity and want to avoid being impersonated, that check mark went away unless you paid the $8 to subscribe to Twitter Blue.
The assumption was clearly that, despite all their blustering, when push came to shove the power users would nut up and pay for it, if only to avoid their fans being scammed using their likeness.
That didn't happen. As of 4/21, only weirdo Elon stans had blue checks. Those stans immediately got mad, because they had intended to purchase access to an exclusive club, and all the cool kids left as soon as they arrived.
To make matters worse for Elon, several influential shitposters began posting about #BlockTheBlue, a movement to block all paid Twitter bluechecks, and some even released scripts that would automatically block all bluecheck accounts for you.
However, some people retained their blue checks who swore they hadn't paid for them -- in particular, Stephen King and LeBron James, who had tweeted that they would refuse to pay.
Elon admitted that he had paid for these users' blue checks out of his own pocket. Is he trolling? Is it a weird simp move? Hard to say.
Now, as of 4/22, a whole mess of famous people have bluechecks who aren't paying for them. This seems to be a move to confound the automated Block The Blue scripts. Lil Nas X is tweeting angrily about how he doesn't want his blue check. People are speculating that a new policy has been silently rolled out to automatically assign a blue check to every user with over 1 million followers. Several people have pointed out that this amounts to false endorsement, i.e. implying falsely that a notable person uses or endorses your product without their permission, which is a crime. Blue checks have been posthumously assigned to Anthony Bourdain and Terry Pratchett, whose estates my money is on to be the ones to actually sue.
dril, famous shitposter and Black The Blue promoter, keeps being assigned a blue check as an apparent punishment for crossing Elon, but you can lose your blue check by changing your display name, so dril just keeps changing his display name every time they bluecheck him. Elon and dril have been engaged in this game of cat and mouse all day. The "Elon bans dril and we all throw trash at him like New Yorkers defending spiderman" meme will probably come to fruition today or tomorrow.
Still recovering from that point in Supernatural where idr who they defeated I think they FINALLY defeated the devil himself and stopped the rapture and all of that. Like the biggest culmination of their story possible. And then the next season starts and we just get "The Darkness". When they named that "villain" for the season or whatever it immediately killed all my interest in the series and I've not been able to even rewatch it since because IK it's just going to reach that point and its literally like around the halfway point of the series. And then I hear years later Castiel got sent to superhell after professing his love for Dean. Like I want to add more here but I'm still in shock.
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the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak
It's always fucking Reagan
let the record show that 1. i am NOT the actor josh peck and 2. yes i AM gay thank you........(pic unrelated)
tag yourself
do people not know josh peck by name anymore omg
Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”
“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”
“NOOOOOOO!”
"Like" and "Reblog" this post if you would trust her with your kitchen appliances and valuables. Ignore to enlist her in "The War".
my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we're mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren't very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it's a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.
americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u
Fr tho it makes me sad to hear that most Europeans dont really think about huspanic food, let alone have it available nearby.
wow thats wild. anyways heres some of my favorite pictures of miss Rabbit
made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3