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[not-closeted-akarashi]

[blemgoid]

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

[shenzi-hemlock]

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

[carlyraejepsans]

HAPPY SANS SWEEP QUEEN DEATH DAY

[kingbuffy]

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it’s pure gold.

[evanelleonyx]

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

[annabellioncourt]

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

[anarchistettin]

“ONLY WITH FRIENDS” LOLOLOLOL

[tiptapricot]

A companion piece to this 💖

(ID in ALT)

[ilikeit-art]

This will explain some of Indian dance methodology.

[macbethwitches]

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

[vrumblr]

The Rapture happened but they only took DB Cooper

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[demoisverysexy]

@whats-a-bear

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes I’m a gay man. Yes I have no interior design sense. Yes we exist.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hell yeah sis

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me and the lesbian friend you called to redecorate your living room 2 seconds before we accidentally break a wall

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

"I'm a comedian so I can go lower"

KING.

[noahnomore]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

made it more accurate 👍

[infinitywithoutparallel]

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it

[tadhannahj]

I love that we as a society progressed from Sherlock BBC & Call Me By Your Name to Our Flag Means Death and Heartstopper

[funnytwittertweets]

[a-simple-moisture-farmer]

(via @mumblesplash​)

[45percenterthen]

thinking of her (the strawberry squid) 🥺🥰😵💫🍓

[45percenterthen]

look at you strawberry squid ............

[thebotjock]

I love these idiots lmao

Update -

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[everythingfox]

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

[vcrcleaner]

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.