Living proof of plot armor

Why should I give you a name? Adult, Queer. Don't forget to duck the cameras on your way out. Icon from No property on Neka

[7repose]

Oath ⭐

[stuffman-main]

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

[niqvassieart]

Sleeping on the dining chair as everyone else gets ready for bed.

[holespoles]

Study of Eleven Cats, 1904, by Henriëtte Ronner-Knip

[lolavagabonde]

another recent commission ✨💫

[redlipstickresurrected]

Fukuōji Kazuhiko aka 福王寺一彦 aka Kazuhiko Fukuōji (Japanese, b. 1955, Mitaka City, Tokyo, Japan) - Blue Bird of Moonlight from The Light of the Sun and the Moon, Japanese Paintings: Mineral Pigments

[necrofauna]

[dietranch]

intruder

[chamerionwrites]

“Crystalline Light,” reduction linocut, 2025. By William Hays

[testosterowned]

SCROLL UP THAT'S NOT A PHOTOGRAPH!!!!

[neonkarkki]

Okay but I don't think "that's not a photograph" is enough for this. That's a reduction linocut and I'm just going to assume a whole lot of the people here won't know what that means or google it. It means that the artist has had a linoleum block and has made this image by carving pieces out of it bit by bit, printing layers upon layers at different stages of carving to get the layered colours on the final print. Hypereaslistic paintings and pencil drawings and such are impressive, but I beg you all to look up how linocuts are done to get an idea of how this has been done.

[tlirsgender]

Yeah yeah yeah scroll back up it's-- LINOCUT?

[sunshinetheinspiration]

@teaboot

[teaboot]

holy shit

[miamaimania]

“Embroidered Snowy Steps” ❋ The only footprints that won’t melt

[redstonedust]

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

[tortol]

circus animals 🥠

[camilicy]

From the sketchbook ✨🐰

[charmyvox-blog]

[blondebrainpowered]

Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s

Photographer: Herb Slodounik

[lh7]

Fuck, dude, it sure is.

[olliemnjones]

This is an oil painting I made last year called Hobbyshop

When I was about 9 I would go to a hobbyshop to get lessons in painting warhammer, this painting is loosely based on that period of time

The guy who taught me was an older English man with a moustache, which I thought was an interesting sort of guy to be so in to warhammer

I remember the other guy who ran the shop always pottering about, fiddling with things. I like trying to paint fingers doing delicate little actions like this, although I haven't really figured out how to do it -

here's a much better example by Sorolla. Very nice hands.

The kid in this painting ended up glowering which I didn't really intend, but I like it because I think kids sometimes look a bit moody without meaning to. I was and am like that anyway.

People do interesting things with their feet when they're sitting and I think that's fun to try and paint as well. I thought I could say a lot about a kid with a rather inscrutable facial expression through the way he places his feet. So there you are.

[aethergoesbrr]

glorp on the markerboard‼️‼️🔥

[stitchposts]