who in their right mind would frost a CAKE with their BUTT?!

bobby | they | pan | 27 | about | avatar from here

[feriowind]

new teacher outfit for mr grace hehe

[ink-the-artist]

Were you the one that created that one really cute non-binary demon?

If yes then might I ask if I am allowed to use it to make a flag out of it? A xenogender flag? With credit of couse!

thats me yea! i have a couple posts that has the demon with various flags as well as blank template versions for anyone who wants to make their own, ill just add them here

links to the posts:

You Should Look At My Borzoi Tag

hhngn would u consider making other flag versions of the enby demon? id b forever thankful lol his face so fun yes of course and a plain one

You Should Look At My Borzoi Tag

Just added some new versions of the pride demons to my redbubble! edit: almost forgot, heres the transparent png if you want to make your o

[ink-the-artist]

hhngn would u consider making other flag versions of the enby demon? id b forever thankful lol his face so fun

yes of course

and a plain one if you want to make your own ;)

[punkitt-is-here]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[thedeliaishere]

Victims of Panel 2 Memorial Foundation

[wemon]

Aerith projecting her period cramps onto Sephiroth who is projecting them onto Cloud

[elliespectacular]

Tilda and the Tildas

A YTP of the 2002 sci-fi film Teknolust starring Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton.

Full YTP with captions here! Thanks <3

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[mother-sauces]

What Claude says: Try boiling the solution - the heat will denature the neurotoxin.

What activates in the J-Space: goof prank bit joke gottem

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[nem23]

[preyanimal]

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

[preyanimal]

fuuuuuck

[preyanimal]

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

[soapy-birblover]

I was inspired by the black-out poems made by @playing-with-colors and decided to apply it to the locked tomb series!

Palamedes my beloved

[kremlin]

image i dont recall making

[firebendinglemur]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Cobalt the Transition Metal's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking calculations.

That’s right, he took his T2g fucking hybrid d-orbitals out and he pissed on my fucking calculations, and he said his crystal field splitting was THIIISS big. And I said “that’s dependent on a largely arbitrary choice of Hubbbard U constant!”

So I’m making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com: "Cobalt the Transition Metal, you got a small crystal field splitting, it’s the size of your spin splitting except way smaller."

And guess what, here’s what my crystal field looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All magnetoresistance, no anisotropy, no hysteriesis, look at that it looks like two plateaus and a cliff.

He fucked my calculations so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the conflict minerals market. That's right this is what you get, my super laser sanctions. Except I’m not gonna piss on DFT + U, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the Hartree-Fock!

How do you like that, Walter Kohn? I pissed on the spin-orbit coupling, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the coupled cluster Monte Carlo method hits the fucking walltime, now get out of my fucking sight before I quit grad school and interview at Raytheon!

[regexkind]

craigslist personal: "it takes 10,000 hours to build mastery of a craft. I have chosen giving head. Will give mediocre head without expectation of reciprocation. I am on the path to greatness"

my """friends""": there is such a thing as too much candor

[unsupervisedrat]

We need a herpes vaccine approximately now so that this person and craigslist and show us true mastery

[regexkind]

I think the technology presently exists to make "this person's¹" dream a reality. Assiduous and systematic use of testing for HSV would be sufficient, combined with secondary checks to deal with the false negative rate on said tests.

¹A great wind has overturned all—you shall need to hunt for my successor. It is my belief that such a task is simple. One simply needs to find a respectful, diligent, slatternly person with an oral fixation.

[tlirsgender]

Something really fun and normal is that being trans and nonbinary is socially alienating not only because you're not a cis person but because so much of people's social behavior is soooo. Segregated lol. Like it feels fucking weird that we lowkey have a Girls Table in the first place like men won't let them speak normally but furthermore kind of drifting into the women's friend subgroup as I'm not one of The Men and still clearly not really being one of them either and getting the "she- sorry, what are your pronouns?" makes me feel like a zoo animal

[tlirsgender]

Observing the "cisgender men" and "everyone else" type Structure occurring in real time at the communist book club meetings and pretending not to see anything because if we start unpacking all of that I'm just going to scream and scream and scream