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new (football) wag gossip blog, come talk to me 💕

welcome to @offside-and-unbothered, your new fav digital sanctuary for when you want your football gossip served with a side of actual critical thinking and zero blind glazing. feel welcome to pull up a chair, grab an iced drink, and let's dissect the chaos together. drop your thoughts, theories, and lore in the asks, comments, submissions, or dms. let's chat! ☁🤍

house rules / disclaimer:

we analyse behaviours, not bodies.

leave the misogyny and tiktok brainrot at the digital door.

all content published on @offside-and-unbothered is strictly for satirical, analytical, and commentary purposes based on publicly available internet discourse. we analyse public behaviours, media circus acts, and cultural phenomena under the protection of opinion and critique. this blog does not assert unverified rumours as objective fact. if you are looking for blind glazing or malicious defamation, you are profoundly lost.

good vibes only. 🥂

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Gimme a break imagine claiming you "HATEEEE!!!11!1!!" Olise and then proceed to make your entire existence "Olise's ex and baby momma"

anything for a crumb of attention, right?

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it’s crazy because even the attention and fame fatima is getting now won’t do her any good she’s just gonna be remembered as olise’s failed baby momma😭

completely agreed 🌸 no matter what the final court decision brings, she really cannot win anymore. i just feel sorry for the kid, i really hope she gets the chance to live a normal, peaceful life without her mother's digital footprint haunting her forever ☁✨

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I wonder what kinda shitty team of lawyers this girl has why arent they telling her to shut tf up wtf????

not you assuming she's actually listening to them 😭💀

i don't think the issue is a "shitty team of lawyers", it’s a client choosing clout over common sense 🥴

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https://www.tumblr.com/offside-and-unbothered/824836630077669376/lmaooo-why-is-fatmas-only-ig-content-1-ranting?source=share Bruh if he was such a bum and she hated him that much she wouldnt be talking about him all day long and let the lawyers handle it off screen 🥱

yep. if someone is allegedly a "bum" who you completely despise, why is 99% of your online existence dedicated to keeping his name in your mouth? 🥴

again: the woman's priority isn't a quiet resolution or her daughter's well being, but milking this situation for as much attention as possible. 

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Lmaooo why is fatmas only ig content 1. ranting about Olise 2. that baby that might not even be his

honestly, let's not pretend it's a mystery: 1. attention, 2. clout, and 3. sympathy farming 😭💀

her entire ig page relies on nothing but continuous rants about an athlete ex and weaponising unverified legal drama. like... atp it's obvious the account's purpose isn't privacy, legal resolution, or peace. it's engagement.

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No offense but likeeee joy is a 30ish year old woman, she has no idea y'all exist she has a new man, are we really giving her shit for the rest of her life bc she fucked olise a year ago or so

anon, the collective age inflation in my inbox is sending me 😭 to my knowledge, she's around olise's age, so she's in her mid twenties these days, not in her thirties!

i agree with the rest of your ask tho. expecting someone to serve permanent time on the internet because of a past relationship or hookup is wild. people date, people move on, people grow up, none of this requires a multi year audit from anonymous accounts. ☁

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Ah yes athletics championships in Birmingham joy's home town, watch her whore around with athletics guys now ewwww

anon, are you okay? do you need a glass of water, a nap, or a hobby outside of hyperfixating on a woman simply existing in her own zip code? 💀

if she happens to be attending, good for her, i hope she enjoys! 🌸💁🏼‍♀️

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What would be ur opinion on Michlael and Joy getting back together 💜

honestly? i support healthy, respectful, balanced relationships across the board, whether that’s michael and joy, john doe and jane doe, or literally anyone else on the planet. if two people genuinely heal, grow, and make each other's lives better, love that for them! 💕

that being said, i'm in zero position to make relationship decisions for actual strangers. whatever they choose to do behind closed doors is entirely their business.

besides, if it's true that she's currently seeing someone else, chances for a reunion might be near zero anyways. ☁

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it's also not even true that ashlyn was into jude when he was 18 they always change the age in their stories to make him younger and younger to make him a victim he isn't

at this rate, the timeline is aging backward so fast that by next week people are going to claim they met in kindergarten lmao 💀

i stand by what i said tho: if everyone involved is 18+ and a legal, consenting adult, i am quite literally in zero position to judge, care, or open a private investigation.

adults are allowed to date people you find annoying, people you think have weird vibes, or people you personally wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. that doesn't make it a moral crisis, it just makes it standard, messy human life.

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Gurlll why do anons keep putting words into ur mouth, u have literally never taken sides, ur the most neutral and rational blog I know 🙄

thank you, anon! 🌸 glad you like the blog 💕🥂

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Remember that black hole cosplay suit Michael wore to the function where he won Best French Player Abroad a few months back, maybe he was just wearing this bc Joy got him pregnant 🤣🤣🤣

seahorse olise 🫧🐠

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Not @elyseesarchive stealing ur Michael-Fatma age gap take 💀💀 oof

anon, please! 😭💀 having basic common sense and understanding legal adulthood isn't a copyrighted take that requires a formal academic citation. stop pitting women against each other, more sane takes is a win for everyone here 🥂☁

shoutout and love to @elyseesarchive 🌸💕

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yall are so...🤣🤣 acting like the exact second you turn 18 you are full grown adult so you have the same mentality and maturity as a 30 year old and have to act like one. i don't care if its legal,the stages of life and mentality is completely different, and that 32 year old grown ass woman took advantage of that

who are you referring to? i don't know about any 32 year old women dating 18 year old men.

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I think people need to stop talking about age gaps of grown ass adults, it's getting boring

i agree. it's tiring 🥴

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there’s a high chance olise is a serial killer. there’s a high chance olise has 12 secret wives. there’s a high chance that a lightning bolt is going to kill us all in approximately 10 minutes.

all the information we know regarding the fatima situation is speculation regardless how hard you try to cancel olise or make fatima a pedo

the way people see a post that says "both adults made conscious choices, neither needs our pity, pay your legal child support, and prioritise the innocent baby" and somehow translate that in their brain into "we are initiating a trial to cancel him" is wild to me 🥴

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But does the fact that the German court hasn't done anything told you guys enough about this 'case'? like surely they would have resolved it by now, this is Germany after all and not a small country who doesn't take children and their rights seriously.

tell me you have never interacted with german legal bureaucracy without telling me you have never interacted with german legal bureaucracy 😭

german public authorities and court systems are literally buried under mountains of physical paperwork and chronic understaffing. it's standard procedure for a file to sit on a clerk's desk for weeks before it's even assigned a file number. you submit a form, wait two months, get asked to resubmit the exact same form thrice, and then wait another two months for a reply.

that being said: until an official statement or verified legal resolution is released, we literally cannot know the reality of the situation or his paternity status. court processing speed (or the lack thereof) is not proof of anything, guys.