Get Off My Damn Ship

OOC sideblog for colourfulmoniker. Rantings, ramblings, paranoia. No you may not. Anti-Captain Swan Heck, anti-everything. Except Colin's face.  Damned

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[polinamikaelson]

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Best Friend: Elijah Enemy: Caroline First kiss: Damon Sex partner: Klaus Lover: Damon Party with: Caroline Neighbor: Damon Kill: Rebekah Killed by: Kol

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Ah yes, insecurity you're not welcome.

[iraffiruse]

[crowcrow]

why am i laughing so hard right now oh god

[sixpenceee]

YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO HERE

ALSO YOU CAN TEST TO SEE WHERE YOU FIT IN THE PSYCHOPATH SPECTRUM HERE

MORE CRAZY BRAIN SCIENCE STUFF HERE

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

I scored a 67%. Wonderful. 

[iknowwhatbunniessoundlike-deact]

…73%

[daisyridlies]

[offthekhookarchive]

Men of Once Upon A Time (+ an adorable little button) - Season 3

"I watch for the plot” said no one ever

[hipsterouat]

Captain Sass Hook finds it hard to believe you’re wearing that shirt with those pants and that you listen to that band un-ironically.

[offthekhookarchive]

My little brother just fell down the stairs and went,"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh". Literally not a real cry just the wail of a well pronounced 'wah'.

[daisyridlies]

”We’re animals. We’re born like every other mammal and we live our whole lives around disguised animal thoughts.”

[crazynattie]

[thegreenguitar]

Pawnography

[bass-whore]

that was the best pun ever excuse you

[phasered]

when u start talking 2 new teenage boy & the first thing he asks you is ‘biggest fantasy?’

[phasered]

i just started laughing really hard because that gif was intended to be a reaction but i just realized it is also an answer to the question

[offthekhookarchive]

I DID NOT WANT TO GO TO WORK CRYING OVER ANA AND WILL

[wefotographie]

[indigoandgunpowder]

Do not grab Hamish by the horns!!

[offthekhookarchive]

The show is literally saying toxic relationships are okay as long as there's hot sex involved.

[offthekhookarchive]

Rage quits into the sun. And things had been getting so much better.

[captain-snark]

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care