you have witchcraft on your lips

hal smith. sports announcer. media dude. i get to fuck quidditch players for a living.

[brozencrantz-blog]

“Real Talk, do you know how hard it is to impress a Jewish mother? Every time I write to her, I tell her I’ve been promoted.. it’s getting embarrassing, I should be Commander in Chief of the whole universe by now.            … . Thank god she doesn’t actually keep up to date with Quidditch, or I’d be dead.“ 

[ofhals-blog]

“You’ve obviously never met a Pakistani mother. My mum asks me forty times a week when I’m getting married. Then she asks if I have something I want to share--she has it in her head that I have bastard children or something.”