Harley Quinn, pleased ta meetcha!
Xuebing Du

JVL
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
No title available
YOU ARE THE REASON
One Nice Bug Per Day
art blog(derogatory)

Product Placement
we're not kids anymore.

⁂

Discoholic 🪩
Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
NASA

pixel skylines
Noah Kahan
hello vonnie
h
wallacepolsom

blake kathryn
seen from Italy

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from India

seen from United States
seen from Chile
@ofharlequin
Harley Quinn, pleased ta meetcha!
text messages.
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?
CARING SENTENCE STARTERS
for muses that need a little love.
❝ i’m here for you. ❞
❝ let me help with that. ❞
❝ i’m here. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna hurt you. ❞
❝ if they do it again, you tell me. ❞
❝ i’ll protect you. ❞
❝ i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. ❞
❝ let me take a look… ❞
❝ i’m a phone call away. ❞
❝ you should have called me. ❞
❝ here, sleep. ❞
❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞
❝ hey, shh, it’s okay. ❞
❝ i’ll never let you go. ❞
❝ you’re with me now. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna take you from my side. ❞
❝ i’ll do what i have to. ❞
❝ i need you to stay here, okay? i got this. ❞
❝ it’s safe here. ❞
❝ i’m fine, let me see your face. ❞
❝ we’re gonna have to keep ice on that. ❞
in uni right now and im supposed to be studying but i would just like to put out a lil headcanon for y'all: harley has a big crush on batman and hates superman tbh she's all "boo superman" but i would really LOVE if my harley interacted with clark kent uwu
Roleplay Starters
Table for one? Table for two: With the weather getting colder, Muse A decided to go out for a cup of coffee. Though the coffee shop they had chosen ends up being a little more crowded then they expected it to be. With no other free tables open inside or outside, they are seated at a table in the far back where muse B is seated by themselves. Whither they’d like to or not, they are now forced to share the table together.
The ‘baby’ project: Muse A and B are both students in high-school who are partners in a project. The project is the cliche ‘taking care of a baby’ assignment where both of them have to treat an egg as if it were a real baby. Only problem is muse A is taking the project way more serious than muse B is. Waking them up in the middle of the night saying the baby is ‘crying’, buying things like toys and baby food for it - things get a little out of hand.
One drink too many: Hearing of a new club in town, Muse A asks muse B to attend with him. Only problem is must B says they’re not exactly a ‘party person’. However with a bit of convincing, Muse A manages to convince muse B to go with him. Music, alcohol, dancing… they indulge in all the things the party has to offer; but must B has a little too much fun letting loose and becomes wasted. Muse B decides to wobble drunkenly out of the bar, and it’s up to muse A to take care of them and make sure that they don’t get into any kind of trouble. Baby, it’s cold outside: Things don’t go too well for both muse A and B when they decide to go on a little vacation together. Resting in a cabin together, our muses wake up to find out that - they can’t leave? During their slumber, a snow-storm had hit and blocked both the windows and doors, locking them inside! Do they stay positive about this situation and keep warm inside? Or do they try and find a way to somehow escape? A spoonful of sugar: Catching a high fever, Muse A is too sick to even move from their bed. Muse B, worries about the other makes their way to their house only to see what horrible condition they are in! Ignoring the stubbornness of Muse A who insists they’re fine, Muse B is now determined to nurse them back to good health! Blankets, Ice-packs, warm soup in bed… anything that’ll get them back on their feet and well again. Stuck at the top: Muse A and Muse B decide to go to the Carnival together! After going on a couple of rides, Muse A wants Muse B to go on the faris wheel. Muse B is hesitant as they’re not all too fond of heights, but the comply to make Muse A happy. Though as the ride goes up, it suddenly stops at the top! What will they do while workers try to get the ride back up and running again? Will muse B be able to stay calm? Childish fit: Deciding to spend the night together, Muse A goes over to Muse B’s house to have a sleepover together. Everything was going well until muse B pulled out the boardgames. Sitting down to play, Muse A can’t seem to get a single win; where as muse B has won every round now. What happens when Muse A starts getting really fussy about this? A not so happy family: A perfectly normal day is interrupted when Muse A hears a knock at their door. Opening it, they see Muse B there who isn’t… acting like themselves. After listening to their rambling, you’ve come to the understanding that they believe the two of you are married to each other! No matter how hard Muse A tries to convince muse B that the two of them are not together, they don’t believe it, instead throwing marital arguments around like insisting they’’ll sleep on the couch tonight. Do they play along or try and knock some sense into the other? Handful of flour: Muse A and Muse B decide to bake sweets in the kitchen! Muse A asks Muse B to get some flour from the cabinet, but instead of delivering it to them they instead take a handful and throw it right at Muse A - to which Muse A respond by throwing a handful right back at them! Angry faces ; Muse A and Muse B get into a childish argument about nothing - and neither of them seem to admit that they were wrong and apologize. Will the two of them make up or will they keep fighting all night to the point where it ruins their relationship? Rain Rain, Go away; While Muse A is at Muse B’s house, a thunderstorm soon sweeps in and ruins their peaceful day together. Now this wouldn’t be a problem because their indoors; but Muse A is terrified of thunderstorms. The storm only escalates to the point where the power turns off, leaving them in the darkness and and surrounded by the loud clashes of thunder. Muse A begins panicking, and it’s up to Muse B to keep them calm and get their mind off of what is going on until the storm passes. Smile for me: Muse A is suffering from a personal problem and is having a bit of a break down, breaking out into tears in front of your muse. Muse B is determined to cheer them up - Silly faces, Hugs, or simply a shoulder to cry on. Muse B will do their best to confront Muse A and have them smiling once again. Wait for me to come home: Muse A and Muse B haven’t seen each other in a very long time. Right when Muse A was going to give up on hoping they’d return one day, they hear a knock at their window in the middle of the night. Opening the window, they see Muse B standing there. All washed up: When a cruise that was supposed to be a peaceful vacation for both Muse A and B, disaster strikes and sends the boat into flames. Muse A and B both dive into the water again, but the rough waves push them into the deep waters of the sea. Soon, both Muse A and B wash up on a deserted island. How do they cope with this situation and what do they do to survive until help arrives? Or do they simply sit down and do nothing? Our secret place: Muse A and B go for a walk in the forest. However during their walk, they seemed to take a wrong turn and they can’t find their way back! Continuing to follow path after path and simply hoping for the best, Both Muse A and B stumble upon a little hidden paradise! A field of flowers, a waterfall - they claim this special little gem as their 'secret place’. Bang!: Muse A gets into a little bit of trouble when out late one night. Unfortunately witnessing a crime, Muse A pulled out their phone to call the police. But when the criminal notices this, they hold up their gun and get ready to shoot Muse A. Muse B just so happened to be nearby when this happened and jumps in the way just in time to take the shot for Muse A. The criminal retreats and runs away as Muse B is now on the floor, bleeding. Accidental kiss: Muse A is walking down the sidewalk, not paying attention to where they were going. Muse B is also doing the same and is walking the completely opposite direction. They both bump into each other and accidentally end up kissing! What is their reaction to this? Singing in the rain: While looking out the window, Muse A notices that it has suddenly began raining! As it was a simple shower and there was no thunder, Muse A drags muse B outside with them where they both enjoy the weather by playing in the rain together. Don’t scream: Muse A is spending the night at Muse B’s house and they decide to lay in bed and watch scary movies together until late hours. However, Muse A is convinced that they hear something outside. Muse B insists that they’re simply paranoid because of what they’ve been watching - that is until the power suddenly goes out and they hear the front door open from the living room. Somebody has broken into the house! Will they be able to sneak past the burglar and escape escape? Or will they get caught and meet a terrible fate? A child of our own: Muse A and B stumble upon a child who seems to be abandoned. Muse A and B decide to take the child to a homeless shelter, but the child refuses and instead proclaims both of them as his/her new parent! Muse A and B try to take him to authorities despite what the child has to say, but the child manages to convince everyone they talk to that they are indeed their child. Are they stuck with the child? Do they keep them? Or do they find another way to get the child off of their hands? What happened?: Muse A and Muse B wake up after a long night of partying in bed naked with no memory of what happened the night before.
Shall we dance?: Muse A goes to a ball! But being too shy, they stand on the sidelines and watch everyone else dance, staying to themselves instead of actually approaching someone. That is until Muse B, who is also all alone decides to ask Muse A to dance with them. If they accept or not and how the dance goes is up to you.
Drunken texts: Muse A begins texting Muse B drunken nonsense in the middle of the night! Do they play along with their texts or ignore them?
Not a place for normal people: Falsely accused of insanity, Muse A gets dragged away to an asylum and it’s up to Muse B to break them out– before they do go crazy.
Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.
Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |
Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both
if you’re not here when i break in, i’m gonna go to your closet just so i can smell your skin. as the chemicals swim, i know i’ll never love again, I SWEAR I’LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
someone please rp with me :c
Thor Ragnarok Sentence Starters
“ Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. “
“ We’re the same, you and I. “
“ I have to get off this planet! “
“ We’re gonna get outta here. “
“ As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. “
“ A creepy old man cut my hair off! “
“ So much has happened since I last saw you! “
“ Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. “
“ Then I met you. “
“ It all got too corporate “
“ I don’t hang with them anymore. “
“ How did you end up here? “
“ What are you up to these days? “
“I can’t believe you’re alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.“
“How was I supposed to know? I can’t the see the future. I’m not a witch.“
“ Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building’s being demolished? “
“ I swear I left them right here. “
“ I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. “
“ Because’s that what heroes do. “
“ Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you. “
“ So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag. “
“ Do you have a better plan? “
“ I still hate it. It’s humiliating. “
“ I don’t know your game, but you can not stop me! “
“ My destiny is to rule all others. “
“ So they’re dead. I’d have liked to have seen that. “
“ There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. “
“ I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors. “
“ For once in your life, don’t smash!
“ All his deeds of peace… none of what he did to get it! “
“ I think you can handle things from here. “
“ Now hold still. My hands aren’t as steady as they used to be! “
“ You think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t think for one minute, you second-rate… “
“ I’m not as strong as you. “
“ I just want a chance to prove myself. “
“ I’m not a queen, or a monster… “
“ By the Eternal Flame, you are reborn! “
“ What were you the god of, again? “
“ The revolution has begun! “
“ Darling, you have no idea what’s possible. “
“ Kneel, before your queen. “
“ Do you think it’s right to go back to Earth? “
“A wise man never seeks out war. But he must always be ready for it"
“ Life is about growth and change. “
“ Where are the weapons? “
“ This team of yours, it got a name? “
“ So I’m putting together a team. “
“ Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! “
“ It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with (item) and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one. “
“ Yeah… it’s probably for the best that we’ll never see each other again.
“ And you and I had a fight. “
i miss rping my baby harley so much but the dashboard is so quiet it's been a long time since i've been on tumblr !! :( pls give me sum feels !!
i’m bored, come play with me !!! ( reverse starter call )
like this post for a reverse starter. i will go to your blog and send you prompt(s) / meme(s) that you have recently reblogged.
i'm bored, come play with me !!! ( reverse starter call )
like this post for a reverse starter. i will go to your blog and send you prompt(s) / meme(s) that you have recently reblogged.
Birds of Prey (2020); dir. Cathy Yan
look alive, wage slaves !!!
indie dceu-based harley quinn
( doing this again because i’m a piece of poopoo ) guess who’s back! that’s right it’s your mediocre smol asian friend, coming at u with an announcement: i can’t deny the fact that i’m tired all the time, unbelievable drained by my acads. as much as my heart yearns for creating art & roleplaying, my brain and body just can’t keep up. even if i’m motivated to write something, i’ll be too tired to even try. with that said, i’m announcing a semi-hiatus notice. every now and then i’ll come back here but i can’t guarantee a consistency. i know you all understand. thanks guys! c:
🎄 a little psa: 🎄
on oct. 21st, i will be taking UPCAT - - an entrance exam to my dream school and i've taking this seriously, that's why i haven't been on here. but hey, life begins after UPCAT! so from oct. 22 onwards, you may expect from me & my muses. thank you for being so patient ✨ i have everything drafted and i'll work on them soon! take care y'all 💕