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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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cherry valley forever
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Cosimo Galluzzi
sheepfilms
The Stonewall Inn

pixel skylines

oozey mess

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
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;; LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER PLEASE!!!
;; I swear on my life I will be here tomorrow! I’ve had alot of bad shit go down and,... yeah. Ugh. Anyways, please be patient!!
Send me "I love you" and I'll generate a number from 1-20 to see how my muse responds.
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;; yeah i’m too lazy to do shit here tonight
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“What? Why would I do that?”
“We’re playing truth or dare, dummy,” he laughed, “It is a game.”
“Maybe you should tell me that before you dare me to kiss you.”
Muse A is upbeat, quirky, and quite the character. They are also extremely compassionate, and so when Muse B shows up on their doorstep in the middle of a thunderstorm, bloodied and with their clothes torn, Muse A doesn’t hesitate to take them in. However, after some discussion, it is discovered that Muse B is actually on the run, and the people trying to kill Muse B traced them there, causing Muse A to now be in danger.
MUSE A is seen as a monster ( can be a werewolf, vampire, shifter, etc. ) and has secluded themselves from society to ’ keep them safe ’ and ’ appease the people. ’ However, one day, MUSE B, who is completely human, ends up in MUSE A’s neck of the woods, passed out and injured. Despite the rumours around the monster in the forest, MUSE A takes in MUSE B to try and nurse them to health. When MUSE B wakes up, they realize where they are and for the first time, sees MUSE A in person. Will MUSE B accept MUSE A’s help or will they freak out? Would MUSE B realize that they were all wrong about MUSE A?
;; Bernie still wants smut oh god
SUPER DUPER ANGST MEME
Send me a ➳ and I will generate a number from 1-300 (yes, 300!) for what my muse will say to yours.
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The Walking Dead fandom is amazing at video editing sigh.
Reblog if your muse loves physical affection like cuddles, massages, head scratches and handholding
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“What? Why would I do that?”
“Then you would have kissed me and we’d move on with our game.”
“So it’s only a game to you, then?” She raised a brow. “Rude.”
Master and Slave starter sentences
“Do as I say, or you’ll be punished”
“Please, not the whip!”
“I’m going to go get the whip now”
“My chains are too tight!”
“Place your hands behind your back. We aren’t going anywhere until your hands are safely in chains.”
“Please Master/Mistress.”
“You disgust me!”
“Now be a good little slave and do as you are told.”
“Put your hands on the wall. It’s time for some lashings”
“Please, no more!”
“Can you loosen my chains please?”
“I’m going to go get something to gag you with.”
Philly Cheese Steak Pretzel Rolls
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
{&& walking-whitaker}
“ Yell that a little louder, I don’t think they heard you. “
Oh so he wanted to be cute? The girl puffed up and glared. “Hey dickface!!” She screamed. “Get in a motherfuckin’ tree already!!”
The NSFW Meme List
Send in * for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping mine on the ass
Send in ♔ for my muse’s reaction to yours pushing mine up against the wall
Send in ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours pulling mine up over their shoulder
Send in √ for my muse’s reaction to yours blindfolding mine
Send in $ for my muse’s reaction to yours groping mine
Send in ☏ for my muse’s reaction to getting sexted by yours
Send in ☼ for my muse’s reaction to yours sliding their hand up mine’s thigh
Send in ✆ for my muse’s reaction to yours propositioning them for a good time
Send in ✘ for my muse’s reaction to a booty call
Send in ⁇ for my muse’s reaction to walking in on yours while bathing
;; Someone do a Walk the Line au with me please?