PROFESSIONAL

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#im the pretty one so who is the real winner here

guess who isn’t getting laid in this lifetime or the next

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pyonium .

     “Yeah but I’m the only breadwinner in my family! I got my ugly kid QT and my weird cousin, twice removed, Meow. I gotta fed them you know, help a guy out, can’t you double check it?” Not that he actually considered them his family, nor were they in any way related but he was pretty bummed out about this woolong situation.

       ❛  if  you  want  to  waste  my  time  with  a  fake  sob  story  about  a  robot  and  a  space  cat  being  your  relatives ,  i’ll  be  more  than  happy  to  keep  your  woolongs  as  consolation .

          ------  next  please .

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                                           the name’s                                                                    S C A R L E T                                                                                               and don’t you forget it.

written by ash.

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pyonium .

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    “You’ve gotta be kidding me! Double check it, I worked hard for this catch, lady! Its gotta be more than two measly woolongs! I almost got a grey hair because of this alien, man! A grey hair!”

       ❛  not  even  a  grey  hair  could  make  this  alien  rare ,  dandy .  i’m  going  to  have  to  ask  you  to  step  out  of  line  if  you  want  your  payment .

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░█║│HONEY. ✓

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╳ ▐ ░▒ ❤❤

                       ”Scarlet !! Are you busy tonight, we should have                                                                 a girl’s night out !!”

' trust me, i would KILL for some time away from being surrounded by idiots. what is it you have in mind? '

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░█║│DANDY. ✓

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     «This is no mere RUBBER DUCK ▬              this is a scary, wild and v e r y dangerous           alien which I spent nine days hunting,              and ya’ are just gonna ▬▬ TURN IT DOWN !? »

     A smaller slam of his hands were placed at      the desk of the blue eyed babe (woman) as      the older alien hunter was close to throwing      a tantrum towards her. Though, as pro he      liked to think he was; Dandy stayed calm. 

     brow giving a prominent twitch, ANNOYANCE veiled sharp features as fingernails idly tapped against the surface of her desk. a deep breath was taken in attempt to stay calm, which proved to be a difficult task when in the presence of DANDY.

' dandy, you could spend nine days hunting down your toothbrush. it's not shocking that you spent so long 'chasing down' something that doesn't even have a pulse.

                                              ----rejected. '

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im gonna fuckin fight u

bring it bitch

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"I haven't lost it, I just can't find it; there's a difference."

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' regardless of how you look at it, there’s no alien for me to inspect, therefore you’re wasting my time, along with everyone else’s that’s standing in line behind you. come back when you actually have something to show me.

                                                                                    —next please. ‘

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░█║│MEPHISTO. ✓

          ’ eeh? you say, there are people who dislike it? ‘

          faux surprise struck him, gasp of shock & green eyes would twist to look at her, but as it came it left, quick, energetic truly! his hands were brought together in a clasp, rubbing against each other, as he blindly followed, waiting —- waiting at which beautiful store will they stop ———- ah, so many choices!

                               ’ tbe beast in me grows hungrier, hehe~.                                                 where will we stop,scarlet-chan? ‘

' --right here. no need to be impatient. '

     petite body turned into a nearby doorway, upcoming words delivered with ease, a certain expertise after being through such a routine quite a few times a week. it was then that they were led to a table, and she took a seat, right leg crossing over left.

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i stand here waiting for you to bang the gong to trash the critics saying ‘is it right or it is wrong’

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WHISPERS

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                                                            16

' let’s get out of here. ‘

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✍ B)))

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                                                               muse : yuuko ichihara                                                                      origin : xxxholic

     a puff of smoke billowed slowly around relaxed features, released through smirking lips as long lashes lifted, allowing a half lidded crimson gaze to glance in the direction of her new… customer. the aura radiating from the individual in her doorway wasn’t that of an ordinary human, which had interests PIQUED. a low hum was all the greeting he would receive, followed by a pause as she filled her lungs with another cloud of smoke.

' you're not of this world, how interesting it is that you would make your presence known here. i’m quite intrigued as to what your business could be with one such as myself. so—

—why don’t we crack open a bottle of SAKE and have ourselves a little chat, shall we? ‘

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whisper !!

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                                                           15

' kiss me. '

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░█║│MEPHISTO. ✓

          with his arms raised in air, he spinned around himself, wide grin spread on his lips. and quickly, mephisto was gently leaned into her ; a hand upon her shoulder, tapping ever so slightly. 

          ‘ ee, i do not know who dandy is, but he seems like a man of knowledge. ‘ green eyes narrowed, he looked around - so many choices! ’ i wonder, is there one which gives sushi as well? ‘

     amusement veiled feminine features, eyebrow raised skyward in question as the other twirled excitedly. he was quite the ball of energy, as opposed to how stoic she chose to remain most of the time. another huff of a laugh escaped her lungs as a larger body shifted against hers, feet beginning to shuffle in direction they should be headed.

' finally someone with taste, everyone i associate with thinks i'm strange for liking sushi in my ramen. '

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character stats framework.

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full name: scarlet ??? ?????? [ the one thing shitty about space dandy ]

nickname: ------

title: miss

age: 26

birth date: ------

ethnicity: caucasian

gender: female

preferred pronouns: she/her

sexual orientation: straight

religion: ------

occupation: inspector at the alien registration center

status: alive

fandom: space dandy

relationships

parents: still married, the classic, fairy tale old couple story

siblings: ------

significant other: 1d laugh track

children: ------

physical traits

eye color: bright blue

height: 5’4” ; 5'6" in heels

body build: slender with a faint hourglass, somewhat modelesque

notable physical traits: burgundy hair flowing halfway down her chest, although pinned in a professional bun most days ; sinfully red nails, regularly manicured to perfection ; seductive legs, exposed in an almost teasing manner

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░█║│MEPHISTO. ✓

          padding along was deemed the best option ( however ; it should not be doubted for a second, that green eyes did not swallow all surrounding them ), a soft hum leaving his mouth here or there. amongst these people, exaggerated, he himself seemed to fit in — instead of being a CLOWN, as said by his dearest half brother; yet he … he would never be one of them, would he?

          ’ aah! it is —- HEAVEN, truly. even more than what my simple mind could imagine, ’ he proclaimed, excitement lacing his words. how deep can imagination of humans go… how deep were they willing to go, in turning it real —— BEAUTIFUL, each moment of it.

                                    ’ if i could, i’d try it everywhere! ‘

     chuckle toppling smoothly from her tongue, lapis hues scanned their surroundings. perhaps it WAS quite a sight for someone who wasn't familiar with such. the expression on her... date(?)'s face was quite endearing, it was reminiscent of a child stepping into an amusement park for the first time.

' it'd take a while, unless you're like dandy and want to make yourself sick trying to eat everywhere in one evening. but it's doable. '

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