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hook.

James tutted, but the smile didn’t leave his face. “Now, why would I do that? I run an honest establishment. Just think of what a stunt like that would do to my yelp score.” James shook his head. “Here I am, offering an olive branch, and you insult me. Kids these days don’t have any manners.”

  at his words, penn couldn’t help but to have a dramatic look around the dodgy bar. “ yeah.. yeah.. “ he said with a howl of laughter, “ i see lots of trustworthy characters here in your honest establishment. “ not that penn could be one to pass the judgment on who was a trustworthy character. after all, he was no saint himself. he gave a roll of his eyes at the older man’s words, “ yeah.. well, i have to call bullshit on that olive branch. “ as an added measure, penn pushed the glass that had been set in front of him away. then, he casually reached inside his jacket pocket and pulled out a small, silver flask. “ ‘sides.. i have my own. free of any hook piss to ruin the taste, “ he commented. then he gave him an annoyed look, “ m’not a kid. “

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hook.

James pushed a drink forward across the bar with his good hand. As he began to lean against the bar, a smile spreading across his face. Smug had always been a surprisingly good look on him. “Take it, it’s on the house.”

  the younger male eyed the drink skeptically as it was pushed his way. it was no secret that the man across the bar wasn’t penn’s biggest fan. thus, he highly doubted that he’d offer him a free drink. without much thought to it, the boy spoke up in a typical manner of crassness as he responded to his offer. “ no thanks, “ he said, “ i’m pretty sure you probably pissed in it. “

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@purestparagon

  of course, penn hadn’t expected that he would entirely be alone as he entered the men’s locker room at the sweat shop. and, honestly, he shouldn’t have been surprised at all that he’d run into tony there. he did work there, after all. still, he couldn’t help but to give a roll of his eyes as he saw the man standing near an open locker. “ can you please stop taking your clothes off around me? “ he questioned wryly as tony’s shirt was pulled over his head. obviously, the man was changing to get to a work-out or the showers afterward. but, still, penn couldn’t quite help himself when it came to tossing out a jab that would no doubt trigger their usual banter.

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Peter Pan (1953)

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@fcrlcnger

    Honestly, he couldn’t believe that he had been convinced into being part of a “couple’s costume”. Or, maybe, it was just a dual costume. After all, he and Winona weren’t even a couple. Still, there he was decked out in a costume that portrayed him as Clark Kent whilst Winona was somewhere at the festivities dressed as Lois Lane. He actually wasn’t sure where Winona had gone off to. He was far more concerned with dodging the jealous rage of a certain blonde that he’d thought he saw in the crowd. As such, he wasn’t exactly paying much attention to where he was going and bumped into someone as he turned the corner. “ Ah, shit, “ He cursed under his breath, “ Fuck.. I’m sorry. I didn’t see ya there. “

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malitiosa‌:

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL MASCULINE SIDE

you love hoodies.  you love shorts.  dogs are better than cats.  it’s hilarious when people get hurt.   shopping is torture.   sad movies suck.   you own a car racing game.   you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.   at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter.   you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.  you used to be obsessed with power rangers.   you have watched sports on tv.   gory movies are cool.   you go to your dad for advice.   you own like a trillion baseball caps.   you used to collect hockey or baseball cards.   baggy sweats are cool to wear.   it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.   green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.   you love to go crazy and not care what people think.   sports are fun.   you talk with food in your mouth.   you sleep with your socks on at night.   you have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL FEMININE SIDE

you love to shop.   you wear eyeliner.   you wear the color pink.   you go to your mom to talk.   you consider cheerleading a sport.   you hate wearing the color black.   you like going to the mall.   you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.   you like wearing jewelry.   you cried watching the notebook.   dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.   shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.  you don’t like the movie star wars.   you are/were in gymnastics.   it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.   you smile a lot more than you should.   you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.   you care about what you look like.  you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes.  you used to play with dolls as little kid.   you like putting make-up on others.   you like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

i am shorter than 5’5”. i have scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color.   i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.  i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

EXPERIENCES

i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star.  i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.  i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night.  i’ve played a prank on someone.  i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY/CRIME

i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am.  i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.

DEATH AND SUICIDE

i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.

RANDOM

i can sing well. stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. i open up to others easily. i watch the news. i don’t kill bugs. i sing in the shower. i am a morning person. i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic. i twirl my hair. i care about grammar. i have “?”’s in my screen name. i’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day. i bake well. my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart. i know how to shoot a gun. i laugh at my own jokes. i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces. i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.

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sullivanmock‌:

clearliquors:

BOLD what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure.

education: qualified / unqualified / studying.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no.

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated.

has a child or children / has no children / wants children.  

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s).

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open-minded  / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unemphatic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between 

loyal / disloyal / in between.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS:

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes  / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

OPINIONS

pro-choice / anti-abortion /  doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty  / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence.

left wing / right wing / middle / doesn’t know or on the fence.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual.

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. 

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes  / frequently / to excess. 

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. 

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

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winona.

*ﾟ+.*.｡ —       IT SEEMED AS though the last hour of her shifts always went by so dreadfully slow. even though winona adored where she worked, time just seemed to stretch on in a way that had the tendency to frustrate her. she could only tidy up the store so many times before there was nothing left to straighten up, unfortunately. luckily for her, however, she’d found a way to preoccupy her time: a new shipment had arrived, and that meant shelves needed to be stocked, displays needed to be remade, and new advertisements needed to be put up. it kept her hands busy, even if her mind wandered off somewhere far away from the shop.

the familiar tinkling of the shop’s bell tore her away from her daydreams with a start, eyes gone wide like a startled deer as she turned to look over her shoulder. winnie recognized penn’s teasing voice easily and instantly felt herself relax, and in return raised a hand to offer him a wave from where she stood, books cradled in her arms, lips tilting in a sweet smile.  ❝ oh !! hello, penn !! ❞

there was no point in masking her excitement at seeing him. some may have thought him trouble, and sometimes he was prone to mischief, but he wasn’t a bad person. still, she couldn’t stop the quiet huff of laughter at his critique of the book he’d begun leafing through, finishing shelving what she held before responding. ❝ some people like books without pictures, you know. ❞ her tone was good-natured, of course, and she slid her phone from her pocket in order to check the time. ❝ five more minutes, that’s all !! how’s your day been so far ? please tell me it’s been more interesting than mine has. ❞

    The male’s face immediately scrunched in a clear show of disgust at her words. “ Well.. those people may exist, but I still don’t really see how, “ He said. Shoulders shrugged before he spoke again, “ Comic books are far more exciting than just having to look at a bunch of words. “ His expression brightened visibly at the announcement that she only had a few short moments left in her shift. If there was one thing that the overactive boy lacked, then that was patience. Thus, he was relieved to hear that he wouldn’t have to be waiting around here too long. And honestly, it was a good thing for the shop that he wouldn’t be waiting here too long either. He had the tendency to get into trouble when he was left to idle for too long. His shoulders shrugged at her words, “ Eh.. I finally got off of work. So, there wasn’t anything too exciting there except for the near everyday battle that some have of Marvel vs. DC. “ He let his expression turn into another grin as he looked at her, “ I figured that we could hang out together after our shifts. “