The Guardian of Protection @ofloveandcourage - Tumblr Blog

💫 friendship / pre est. memes 💫

" sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) "

" look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! "

" if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "

" excuse you, sharknado is a classic! "

" ... and that's why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. "

" did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? "

" i love you, but you're being a shitbucket right now. "

" SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "

" have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? "

[ txt ] iconic.

[ txt ] 💃 dances angrily

[ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck

[ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.

[ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don't know how long our friendship will last.

[ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don't know.

[ txt ] i just opee dn up the vodk a le tsgo

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Annnd, of course, Usagi’s intentions are noble… but soo off the mark.

She probably thought Ami telling off the principal was on her and the others’ behalf and not for Ami herself. So she does this absurd thing, misguidedly thinking she’s helping Ami out. :-/

What. a. goon!

I love the others’ responses!! Including that bemused yet somehow understandable look Ami is giving Usagi.

#'Sailor Senshis'#THE GIRLS ARE TERRIFIEd

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#r i p #'Comes Thundering in'

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#weeps #she's so pretty #'Comes Thundering in'

brittsmemes

WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

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oftarth:

brittsmemes:

Name:

Age:

How well do we know each other?:

Do you have a pet name for me?:

Do I have a pet name for you?:

Are you attracted to me?:

Why do you want to marry me?:

Big wedding or Small wedding?:

Do you see children in our future?:

BONUS QUESTION.

Can you defeat me in a duel?:

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Disney Princesses/Heroines starter sentences

Snow White

“Supper’s not quite ready. You’ll just have time to wash.” “If you let me stay, I’ll keep house for you. I’ll wash and sew and sweep and cook.” “I’m awfully sorry. I didn’t mean to frighten you.” “You don’t know what I’ve been through. And all because I was afraid.” “I’m so ashamed of the fuss I made.” “Please don’t send me away. If you do, (s)he’ll kill me!” “Want to know a secret?” “Oh, I feel strange.“

The Blue Fairy

“A lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.” “You must learn to choose between right and wrong.” “Always let your conscience be your guide.” “Perhaps you haven’t been telling the truth, ____.“

Alice

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t.” “It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.” “I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.” “If I listened earlier, I wouldn’t be here.” “That explains the trouble that I’m always in.” “Well… I went along my merry way, and I never stopped to reason. I should’ve known there’d be a price to pay, someday…” “I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it!” “Will I ever learn to do the things I should?” “I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, because I’m not myself, you know.” “Curiosity often leads to trouble.” “Well, I must say, I’ve never heard it that way before.” “I’m sorry I interrupted your birthday party.” “When I get home I shall write a book about this place… If I ever do get home.” “Well, I’m trying to find my way home.” “I’m sorry, but I just haven’t the time!” “Well, I can’t remember things like I used to.” “Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest ____ party I’ve ever been to in all my life.” “I’m sorry, ____. I can’t marry you. You’re not the right (wo)man for me. And there’s that trouble with your digestion.” “I love you, ___, but this is my life. I’ll decide what to do with it.” “You’re lucky to have my sister/brother/friend for your wife/husband, ____, and be good to her/him. I’ll be watching very closely.” “Don’t worry, ____. I’ll find something useful to do with my life.” “I’ve never stopped dreaming.” “I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up.” “I’m not slaying anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind.” “Who’s to say what is "proper”? What if it was agreed that “proper” was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?“

Cinderella

"No, it isn’t true. It’s just no use. No use at all. I can’t believe. Not anymore. There’s nothing left to believe in. Nothing.” “Why, it’s like a dream. A wonderful dream come true.” “It’s more than I ever hoped for.” “Suppose they heard you upstairs. You know the orders. So if you don’t want to lose a warm, nice bed, you’d better get rid of those dreams.” “No, I mean it. ____ has his/her good points, too. For one thing, (s)he… Well, sometimes (s)he… Hmmm. There must be something good about him/her.” “Oh, well. What’s a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and-and-and boring, and-and completely… Completely wonderful.” “I’m sorry. I-I guess I forgot about everything, even the time.” “But it was so wonderful. And (s)he was so handsome/beautiful, and when we danced…” “I’m sure that even the Prince(ss) himself couldn’t have been more… more… Oh, well, it-it’s over, and…” “Thank you. Thank you so much for everything.” “Well, I-I, oh, the Prince(ss). I haven’t met the Prince(ss).” “Just because it’s what’s done doesn’t mean it’s what should be done!” “I’m only a girl/boy, not a prince(ss).” “Why? Why are you so *cruel*? I don’t understand it. I’ve tried to be kind to you.” “No one deserves to be treated as you have treated me. Why are you do it? WHY?"

Lady

"I should have been home hours ago.” “Don’t even mention that horrible place.” “I was so embarrassed… And frightened.” “I don’t need you to shelter and protect me."

Aurora

"Why do they still treat me like a child?” “Yes, it’s only in my dreams. But they say if you dream a thing more than once, it’s sure to come true, and I’ve seen him/her so many times.” “Oh, you darling! This is the happiest day of my life! Everything’s *so* wonderful!” “I know you’re there. Don’t be afraid.” “You’ve been very good to me. Well, except that one time you fed me ____."

Perdita

”(S)he wants our ____. That’s all (s)he’s after.“ "But was does he/she want with them? He/she can’t possibly love them."

Duchess

"Very poetic. But it is not quite Shakespeare.” “____ do not practice biting and clawing, and things like that. It’s just horrible.” “___, you could have lost your life!” “Now, ___, that is not kind. You know ___ is so fond of us, and takes very good care of us."

Maid Marian

"Oh darling, I thought you’d never ask me!” “Oh, (s)he’s probably forgotten all about me.” “Surely (s)he must know how I really love him/her.” “I beg of you, spare his/her life! Please have mercy!” “Oh, ___, you’re so brave and impetuous!"

Penny

"Did you want to see me sir/mam?” “But I’ve tried as hard as I could, honest!” “Then please, will you take me back to ___ like you promised?” “The water’s coming in, please pull me up!” “Put me down, ___!"

Eilonwy

"Are you a lord, or a warrior?” “Oh, what a pity. I was so hoping for someone who could help me escape.” “Oh, well, if you want to come with me, you may.” “Aren’t you charming?” “I’m afraid it’ll soon be over for us.“ ”“Girl/Boy”? “Girl/Boy”? If it wasn’t for this *girl/boy*, you would still be in ___ dungeon.“

Jenny

“They won’t mind. Really.” “Don’t worry, ___. I’ll take care of you.” “And what kind of person would steal an innocent little kitty/puppy/baby?” “It’s still wrong. I’m scared. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do.”

Ariel

“What would I pay to stay here beside you?” “I’m sorry, I just forgot, I–” “Nothing happened.” “But if you would just listen!” “(S)he would have died.” “I’ve never seen a (species) this close before. Oh (s)he’s very handsome/beautiful, isn’t (s)he?” “All right, I’m going inside. You can just stay here and watch for (animal species).” “If only I could make him/her understand. I just don’t see things the way (s)he does.” “I just don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.” “Why don’t you go tell ___? You’re good at that!”

Belle

“Of course I came back. I couldn’t let them…” “Oh this is all my fault. If only I had gotten here sooner.” “Don’t talk like that. You’ll be alright. We’re together now; everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see.” “No, No! Please. Please… Please don’t leave me… I love you.” “Well, some people use their imagination.” “What do you know about my dreams, ___?” “___, I’m-I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say.” “I’m very sorry, ___… but… but I just don’t deserve you!” “If you’d hold still, it wouldn’t hurt as much!” “If you hadn’t *frightened* me, I wouldn’t have run away!” “Well, *you* should learn to control your temper.” “Now, hold still. This might sting a little.” “By the way, thank you for saving my life.” “I’m not hungry!” “(S)he’s not a monster, ___. You are!” “Please… stop.” “Who’s there? Who are you?” “I’ve come for my father/mother/master. Please, let him/her out! Can’t you see, (s)he’s sick!” “But (s)he could die! Please, I’ll do anything!” “Oh there must be some way I can… wait! Take me instead.” “___ not crazy and I can prove it!” “Oh no, (s)he’d never hurt anyone. Please, I know (s)he looks vicious, but (s)he’s really kind and gentle. (S)he’s my friend.”

Jasmine

“You’re not free to make your own choices.” “Let him/her go!” “Unhand him/her!” “Do as I command, release him/her!” “It’s all so magical.” “It’s a shame ___ had to miss this.” “You are the boy/girl from the market! Why did you lie to me?” “Did you think I was stupid? That I wouldn’t figure it out?” “Who are you? Tell me the truth.” “Why didn’t you just tell me?” “That stupid law! This isn’t fair! I love you!” “Please, try to understand. I’ve never done a thing on my own.” “I’ve never had any real friends.” “I am not a prize to be won!” “Hmm… I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.”

Nala

“So where are we going? It better not be any place dumb.” “What made you come back?” “So where are we really going?” “What’s happened to you? You’re not the ___ I remember.” “Hey genius, it was my idea.”

Pocahontas

“If you kill him/her, you’ll have to kill me too!” “Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us.” “This is the path I choose, ___. What will yours be?” “It would’ve been better if we never met. None of this would’ve happened.” “I can’t leave you.” “You think I’m an ignorant savage, and you’ve been so many places, I guess it must be so.” “How can there be so much that you don’t know?” “You have a most unusual name too.” “I’m trying to help my people.” “I don’t know what I can do, still I know I’ve got to try.” “We don’t have to fight them! There must be a better way!” “But maybe we should try talking to them.” “But of one of them did want to talk, you would listen to him/her, wouldn’t you?” “I never knew that fear and hate could be so strong.” “I thought our love would be so beautiful.” “Should I marry ___?” “___ was just coming to protect me.”

Esmeralda

“I ask for nothing. I can get by. But I know so many less lucky than I.” “You mistreat this poor boy/girl the same way you mistreat my people!” “You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!” “You’re lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart.” “Did you make all these things yourself?” “How can such a cruel man raised someone someone like you?” “Now you look at me. Do you think I’m evil?” “You’re not hurt are you? Here, let’s see.” “I know what you were ‘imagining’.” “Alright, then I’ll come to see you.” “You missed a spot?” “Are you always this charming or am I just lucky?” “You sneaky son of a…”

Meg

“Well you know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” “You wanted to be petty and dishonest?” “How do you know what I’m like?” “I’m a big touch girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.” “People do crazy things… when they’re in love.” “Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.” “Look, I learned my lesson, ok?” “It looks better that way. No, it really does.” “Are you always this articulate?” “Read my lips – forget it!” “You’re really choked up about this, aren’t ya?” “I don’t care, I’m not going to help you hurt her/him!” “This one’s different. (S)he’s strong, (s)he’s caring, (s)he would never do anything to hurt me…” “What are you doing? Without your strength, you’ll be killed!” “Look, I gave it my best shot, but (s)he made me an offer I had to refuse!”

Mulan

“Would you like to stay for dinner?” “Stop. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’m just nervous. I’ve never done this before.” “Look at me… I will never pass for a perfect bride?” “Can it be I’m not meant to play this part?” “Well, (s)he doesn’t talk about me much.” “I never want to see a naked (wo)man again.” “If you’re so worried, go stand watch.” “You shouldn’t have to go!” "Why else would I come back?” “I don’t think I can do this.” “Hey. I’ll hold him, and you punch!” “Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof!”

Jane

“Now, you stay away from me. Like a very good wild (wo)man.” “You stay. I’m warning you… My ___ won’t take kind to you.” “Now that’s close ENOUGH!” “It’s a lovely heartbeat. It’s very nice.” “You do speak? And all this time I thought you were this big, wild, quiet, silent, person-thing! “Hmm! I mean, I must say I’m rather curious of who you are.” “(S)he was this close to me, ___, just staring at me.” “(S)he was confused at first, as if (s)he had never seen another ___ before.” “His/her eyes were intense… and focused, and… I’ve never seen eyes like those before.” “Put me down! Put me down!” “No pick me up, pick me up, pick me up!” “All right, enough of this. I want that paper on the count of three. One, two… Oh, look!” “Now, now, don’t give me those crocodile tears.” “What would your parents have to say?” “Oh, ___, you have no idea what’s in store for you. You’re going to see the world, and all kinds of people will want to meet you. Leaders, scientists, writers.” “Don’t worry, I’m going to have you out of this in a second.”

Chicha

“What do you mean the door’s stuck? Try jiggling the handle.” “So, remind me again how you’re related to ___?” “So what did the emperor want?” “Well, that’s just rude!” “No no no no. Emperor or no Emperor, it’s called common courtesy. If it were me, I’d march right back there and *demand* to see him. You know I would!” “___, I’m fine. This baby’s not coming out for a while, but even if it was, I’d give that guy a piece of my mind. That kind of behavior just, just…” “As I said before, you may remember, ___ is not here. I’ll be sure to tell him/her you stopped by.” “Lady with a baby comin’ through.”

Kida

“I have some questions for you, and you are not leaving this city until they are answered!” “You do swim, do you not?” “True, our people live, but our culture is dying. We are like a stone the ocean beats against. With each passing year a little more of us is worn away.” “All will be well, ___ ___. Be not afraid.” “A thousand years ago, the streets were lit and our people did not have to scavenge for food at the edge of a crumbling city!” “They don’t know any better!” “We were once a great people. Now we live in ruins.” “The kings of our past would weep if they could see how far we have fallen.” “Our way of life is dying.” “You… travel, you are a friendly traveler.”

Lilo

“I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ‘cause all we have is… is… stinkin’ tuna!” “But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though.” “I remember everyone that leaves.” “You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?” “Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!” “No more caffeine for you.” “Then why don’t you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?” “This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.” “You’ll like it ‘cause it’s stinky like YOU!” “A falling star… I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!” “I hear you cry at night.” “Do you dream about them?” “I know that’s why you wreck things, and push me.” “I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.” “Did you ever kill anyone?” “Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys… But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we’d raise you to be good.” “Don’t worry. (S)he likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her/his diary.” “My friends need to be punished.” “Leave me alone to diiiiie.”

Nani

“No! You’re not taking him/her! I’m the only one who understands him/her! You take that away, (s)he won’t stand a chance!” “But you don’t know what you’re doing! (S)he needs me!” “You smell like a lawn mower.” “Oh. Ohhhh! Oh, you know, I’m *really* sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I never would’ve… I can pay for that.” “Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this.” “I think it might be a koala… an *evil* koala. I can’t even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it’s gonna eat me!” “I shouldn’t have yelled at you.” “Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!” “The manager’s a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.”

Captain Amelia

“Nasty business, but I won’t bore you with my scars.” “Oh, shut up, ___. You know I don’t mean a word of it.” “___, you have… wonderful eyes.” “___, I’d love to chat. Tea, cake, the whole shebang, but I have a ___ to run.” “Can you get nothing wrong?” “You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, ___!” “Did you actually aim for that?” “I mean that in a very caring way.”

Franny

“Just a little tip for the future, I am always right. Even when I’m wrong, I’m right.” “___, what have you done? How could you bring him/her here?” “Oh, but ___, it’s already happened…”

Mittens

“They pretend they’re going to always be there for you, and then one day they pack up and move away and take their love with them.” “They leave her/him/me, wondering what she/he/I did wrong.” “You - you came all the way back here… for me?” “Yes, so if you want to keep it inside your body, where it belongs, you should stop jumping off trucks doing eighty on the interstate!” “You know what that is, television? It’s entertainment for people. It’s fake! Nothing you think is real is real!” “Yeah, go nuts. Let’s see how that works out for ya.”

Tiana

“Voodoo? You mean to tell me all this happened because you were messing with the Shadow Man?” “It serves me right for wishing on stars. The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.” “My dream wouldn’t be complete… without you in it.” “You’re a no-count, philandering, lazy bump on a log.” “This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you’ve been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your - your ivory tower!” “Oh… All my years. No one’s ever done anything like this for me.” “I can’t hear you, I’m sorry. What?” “You said you were fabulously wealthy!” “Oh, very funny. So, what now? I reckon you want a kiss?” “A prince/princess? But I didn’t wish for any…” “(S)he was trying to propose. That’s what all that fumbling was about and here I thought, all (s)he wanted was to marry a rich girl/boy.” “Just look at it, mama! Don’t it just make you wanna cry?”

Rapunzel

“Who are you, and how did you find me?” “I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?” “Well, that’s okay! I mean, what (s)he doesn’t know won’t kill him/her, right?” “I’ve hidden it. Somewhere you’ll never find it.” “I have made the decision to trust you.” “Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?” “Something brought you here, ___ ___. Call it what you will… fate… destiny…” “And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise.” “Oh. Sorry yes, just… lost in thought I guess.” “Sorry! Just, don’t… don’t freak out.” “I should have given it to you before, but I was scared. And the thing is, I’m not scared anymore. You know what I mean?” “I’ve spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power… when I should have been hiding - from YOU!” “No! You were wrong about the world. And you were wrong about ME!”

Vanellope

“You could stay. You could have your own castle, where you can wreck and stink as much as you want, and no one would ever treat you badly ever again.” “Why are your hands so freakishly big?” “You really are a bad guy.” “What? Speak up, I can’t hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!” “What’s the big deal over that crummy medal, anyway?” “Everyone here says I’m just a mistake…” “I’m not listening to you! Get outta my way!” “___, it’s not gonna work…”

Anna

“Don’t you dare!” “Oh well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then (s)he freaked out because I’d only just met him/her, you know that day. (S)he said (s)he wouldn’t bless the marriage and…” “Yes, pay attention, but the thing is (s)he wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe (s)he has a thing about dirt…” “I understand if you don’t want to help me anymore.” “It’s true love!” “___, please! Please! I can’t live like this anymore!” “What did I ever do to you?” “No! Why? Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?” “All right, I’m just blocking you out because I gotta concentrate here.” “Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you.” “You kind of set off an eternal winter everywhere.” “Please, I know you’re in there.” “Just let me in.” “What would you know about love? All you ever do is shut people out.”

Elsa

“The party is over. Close the gates.” “I said enough!” “Please, you’ll only make it worse!” “You’re not safe here!” “You can’t marry a man/woman you just met.” “I belong here… alone, where I can be who I am and not hurt anybody.” “I never knew what I was cabible of.” “The cold never bothered me anyway.” “Yes I’m alone but I’m alone and free.” “Just stay away and you’ll be safe from me.” “There’s so much fear.”

Gogo

“There are no red lights during car chases!” “Stop whining. Woman up.”

Honey Lemon

“Let’s not jump to conclusions. We don’t KNOW (s)he’s trying to kill us.” “(S)HE’S TRYING TO KILL US!” “Oh, my gosh! You must be ___! I’VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”

Judy

“And… and after we’re done, you can hate me, and that’ll be fine, because I was a horrible friend, and I hurt you. And you… and you can walk away knowing you were right all along.” “Wait, uh, wait - listen! I - I know you’ll never forgive me! And I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t forgive me either. I was ignorant, and… irresponsible… and small-minded. But ___ shouldn’t suffer because of my mistakes. I have to fix this.” “I hope so. We are really fighting the clock and every minute counts.” “Excuse me… Down here… Hi.” “Ooh, ah, you probably didn’t know, but a ___ can call another ___ ‘cute’, but when ___ do it, that’s a little…” “I came here to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it.” “it’s your word against yours. It’s called a hustle sweetheart. Boom.” “What’re you going to do, kill me?” “No! ___! Don’t do this! Fight it!”