starters??? memes??? starter memes???

for memes idk

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starters based on stuff i've said/thought

"nothing sexier than a guy in a target uniform"

"these falsies were a terrible idea"

"you can't just replace pandas with more pandas and think everything will be fine."

"i wanna work as a panda. they can give me a suit. wait will there be wifi in the suit?"

"well that's... not good--"

"holy shit... cat satan..."

"i'm gonna fart"

"bitch, eat faster. *makes whip noises*"

"what the fuck it's leaking on me"

"i'm just really confused"

"okay but listen, did you see the baby cheshire cat? the cheshire kitten."

"all hail hot dad."

"i'm weak. i'm so weak."

"look at his jawline."

"anyway i'm perfect."

"HOLY FUCKING GRANDMA ON A STICK."

"once i hugged him and his hipbone hit me in the boob."

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PLOT IDEAS

"i’m drunk and i don’t know you but i’ve been a virgin for too long and you look like you know what to do”

“my friends left me alone in ikea and now i can’t find my way out so can you help me”

“i say stupid stuff on the train and you’re stuck listening to me say stupid stuff on the train”

“you just ran my foot over by accident and now we’re both crying.”

“we’re neighbours and you’re standing naked in the hallway with nothing but a towel on because your room mate locked you out of your apartment”

“two words. mcdonalds run.”

“you owe me food and i wish to redeem it now.”

“it’s our first time as a couple but i accidentally just headbutted you and now your nose is a little broken oh god”

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sound boards

send an “ 🎼 “ for me to put on shuffle and make a moodboard based on the first song that shows up.

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💫 friendship / pre est. memes 💫

" sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) "

" look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! "

" if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "

" excuse you, sharknado is a classic! "

" ... and that's why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. "

" did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? "

" i love you, but you're being a shitbucket right now. "

" SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "

" have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? "

[ txt ] iconic.

[ txt ] 💃 dances angrily

[ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck

[ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.

[ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don't know how long our friendship will last.

[ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don't know.

[ txt ] i just opee dn up the vodk a le tsgo