starters based on stuff i've said/thought
"nothing sexier than a guy in a target uniform"
"these falsies were a terrible idea"
"you can't just replace pandas with more pandas and think everything will be fine."
"i wanna work as a panda. they can give me a suit. wait will there be wifi in the suit?"
"well that's... not good--"
"holy shit... cat satan..."
"i'm gonna fart"
"bitch, eat faster. *makes whip noises*"
"what the fuck it's leaking on me"
"i'm just really confused"
"okay but listen, did you see the baby cheshire cat? the cheshire kitten."
"all hail hot dad."
"i'm weak. i'm so weak."
"look at his jawline."
"anyway i'm perfect."
"HOLY FUCKING GRANDMA ON A STICK."
"once i hugged him and his hipbone hit me in the boob."
















