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21. Mediocre bassist. Music Major. Summarizing my blog is a nightmare.

[snoopingasusualisee]

What I’ll miss the most from Brawl is the crunchy distorted wiimote sounds when you pick a character

[snoopingasusualisee]

Crispy Wiimote Luigi voice: A̡̢̡̬̗̠̟̰̫̓̅͋͂͆̿̋̀̊̊͜y̞̫̣̩̺̣͓̖̝̯̆̃̿̈́̅̈̆́̕͠-͖̠͖̖͕͕̹̘̺̪̊̆͛̊̑̐̓̌̚̚ý̡̘̼͓͓͙̹͉̲̇͊̿́́̔͂̕͘ͅa̧̱̬̺̠̥͕̬̟͚͐͗̉̆̎͒̑́̇͠!̼͔̮̲͇̮̜̭͎͕̆̌͌͑̈́͌̽̿̿͝

[snoopingasusualisee]

Announcer: LUCARIO!

Wiimote Lucario, screaming at the top of his lungs angrily in response: H̢̘̤̲̞̭̠̭̲̃́̋̏͑͛̾͑͗̃͜O̢̻͓̙̮̤̬̖̹̍͊͂̎̂̽̔͌̈̕͜Ǫ̨̡͉̦͚̣̳̦̹͋̋̀̆̓̃̒̕̚͝Ơ͔̙͇̪̫̦̫͚̞͉̈́̂̾̀̃̋̂͂̾Ö̧̢̯̦̼̖͈̘͖͇́͆̅̄̋̓̾͌̿͝Ȯ͚̮̬͙͕̹̤̩͚̞̂̿͋͐̆̃͗̊͝Ù͙̮̳̱̳̞̞͖̼̋̋̈́̑̽̏͐͜͝͠G̰͔͍̰̠̜͕͍͉̙̅̓̒̽͋̈́͒́̽͆H̢̧̥͙̳͇͉̙̩̯͆̊͋̾̀̔̇̀̕͝

[mxnrique]

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

[impuretale]

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Noted

[theambassadorposts]

*pretends to be shocked*

[cisnowflake]

Who

The FUCK

CARES?!

[libertarian-therapist]

they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage

In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.

You guys are fucking exhausting.

[1-800-fuckyou]

i am absolutely losing my mind over this article imagine living in the upper west side literally paying millions of dollars for a luxury apartment in the richest part of the greatest city in the world, you walk out of your complex with your thousand dollar stroller so connor or hunter or ashlyn can get some fresh air before their scheduled paleo snack when suddenly a fucking rat leaps into the thing like its being thrown by a stagehand in the bushes, a goblin achieving flight for a fraction of a second, scampering around in the shit and slime of the street and now its in your trust fund childs lap i am LIVING, new york freakin city babey!!!!!!!!!!!

[retroactivebakeries]

let the rats stroll!

[darknerdinabox]

Haaaaa

[tarynel]

[sauvamente]

A rat jump in my baby lap….that’s the rats baby now 😩😣🙃

[lyingfigure]

that’s the baby’s rat now

[sunfortune]

Direct Action

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[juza-the-cloud-deactivated20221]

If she breathes, she’s a square

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s a strike

[1minhomo1]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Minty is just cold spicy

[itscolossal]

[woyaogaoxing]

A Baddie

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

that eye…. she knows 

[jervae]

What’s her Instagram???

[cactislove]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you start singing in the right key:

[pop-titty-epic-deactivated20180]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[bizarre-transmission-deactivate]

Nooooooo

[hustlerose]

what is it about boobs that makes them so fucking excellent 

[hustlerose]

yeah

[mrs-niles-crane]

the person theyre attached to

[galactic-gangstar-gibbon-deacti]

[blanksexual]

it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you

[popgoth]

I’m laughing bc in food and retail fridays are the beginning of the three hell days

[lunar-skies]

[luvbey]

*calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

[hellenecstatic]

FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.

[terpsikeraunos]

this means…denny’s….

[readerofmanyworlds]

Denny’s is absolutely the domain of a god of chaos and revelry