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WOTC can go suck a big 8th level fireball. Y’all are just mad DMs and players are more creative then you are. Greed ruins everything.

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Some funny things about my dnd party…

Our cleric and paladin/warlock found a bucket and a mop in a supply closet, took both and casted light on the mop. They are known as Mop Man and Bucket Boy.

Our Dhampir rogue likes to always walk on walls and got knocked off one in a fight and proceeded to fight on the paladins shoulders for a round

Our paladin carries way to much stuff. Like an absurd amount because of his boots of striding and springing. We watched him pull out everything but the kitchen sink when he had to cross a bridge bc he was too heavy with everything on. This took 10 mins.

Our Tabaxi monk (me) is our DM’s home brew subclass. We can spend ki points to summon a “inner demon/shadow clone” of ourself. I forgot to get rid of it before going to long rest one session and it completely rearranged the layout and rooms of the place we were staying it.

Our monk is also just known as buff cat. We found a belt of stone giant strength with a lucky investigation roll after a tough fight and I haven’t taken it off since.

We were getting chased by guards on horses and a cart in a very “f around and find out” town after our Paladin/warlock started a bar fight and our monk (me) sent out shadow clone to release an animal from the traders area to cause a distract and accidentally released a Gorgon into the city.

Our cleric accidentally killed an bard NPC who got turned into a zombie when he used his holy symbol and the wizard NPC who was with bard NPC gave him the ocarina and told him to “check his sh*t next time so he doesn’t kill anyone else”

Our rogue has no filter. None. For one of the most charismatic ppl of the group, she has offended multiple NPCS. She’s also a very shoot first, ask questions never sort of energy.

Our paladin/warlock is a reborn who made a deal with a celestial. We only refer to the celestial as “Sky Daddy”. Even the DM slipped up once and said it.

No one in the party calls one of the bad guys we’re hunting down by the right name. Dihna is a very old vampire with a very shady clothing line (made from other beings) and our monk has just started the trend of calling her Diana bc we heard the DM wrong. Now the whole party does it.

If y’all want more I’ve got a whole list.

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catharticboredom

gun-flame

Dreepy inside Dragapult’s head:

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in this moment, I am Dreepy

ofmysanity-and-life

ALRIGHT this is the sole reason I’m buying the game

just--space

In the Heart of the Heart Nebula : What excites the Heart Nebula? First, the large emission nebula dubbed IC 1805 looks, in whole, like a human heart. Its shape perhaps fitting of the Valentine’s Day, this heart glows brightly in red light emitted by its most prominent element: excited hydrogen. The red glow and the larger shape are all created by a small group of stars near the nebula’s center. In the heart of the Heart Nebula are young stars from the open star cluster Melotte 15 that are eroding away several picturesque dust pillars with their energetic light and winds. The open cluster of stars contains a few bright stars nearly 50 times the mass of our Sun, many dim stars only a fraction of the mass of our Sun, and an absent microquasar that was expelled millions of years ago. The Heart Nebula is located about 7,500 light years away toward the constellation of the mythological Queen of Aethiopia (Cassiopeia). via NASA

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ofmysanity-and-life

Me at school work and that pile of laundry I haven’t touched in ages

younggayanddoingokay

POV: you’re a medieval peasant about to be flogged for using an entire crusade’s worth of spices in your master’s dinner.

calamitys-child

It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun

jonflint303

aquilacalvitium

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck.