OFS_Razgriz

M25 Gay/Ace. Certified gaymer and tummy-ache-haver. I also make music sometimes. Weird Al is my spirit animal.

[bunniope]

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

[162folh]

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[happydivorce]

sports rpf authors note on ao3 saying "if this fic is about you or someone you know this is not for you. please leave by clicking this link" and the link in question is to a comprehensive guide on why golf should be abolished forever

[schnellonline]

LOVE those ultra modded skyrim screenshots where someone’s character is this honey select demoness succubus thing and in the background is a regular skyrim guy doing his thing

[schnellonline]

[saman-the-iconoclast]

I can see his expression despite his helmet

[nasa]

That's us, together.

While we're looking up at the Artemis II astronauts journeying to the Moon, they're looking back home at us. 

In this image, Earth peeks through the capsule window, reminding us that a view like this relies on the ingenuity and hard work of countless people back home.

In the second image, we see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere.

Follow the Artemis II astronauts on their journey to the Moon:

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[strawberry-crocodile]

ITS NOT ABOUT WHETHER HARRY POTTER AS A TEXT IS PROBLEMATIC

ITS NOT ABOUT WHETHER ROWLING AS AN INDIVIDUAL DID BAD THINGS OR HAS BAD OPINIONS

ITS ABOUT THE MONEY ROWLING EARNS OFF THE IP BEING FUNNELED INTO TRANSPHOBIC LEGISLATURE

[fractally]

I am a fan of the dynamic where there's no leak and Shane moves to the Cens of his own accord and then Shane and Ilya never come out exactly but they just live openly and all these dumbass hockey players are just like

"Oh yeah they're just like that. They live together and room together and vacation together and get mad if they're separated on the bench. And they kiss in the locker room sometimes but it's you know. They're joking around. Good guys. Gay? Well---no I don't think so. I mean that's weird. Roz is a pussy hound. I mean I've never seen him with a woman but you know he is. Anyway Hollander had that whole thing with Rose Landry and he still talks about her, I think he's still hung up on her. Poor guy. I did walk in on Hollander sleeping on Roz's lap the other day but they were just getting in sync for power play you know? You reporters always want to make everything gay it's so weird. What do you mean 'why do they kiss so much' they're the top goal scoring duo in the league"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I hope everyone involved in the decision to make astronauts use Outlook on their way to the moon never goes a day of their lives without stepping in a fire ant colony

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

[snailspotter]

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[cloudmancy]

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds

[cloudmancy]

great question and I'm glad you asked. in this case I would only draw:

real people, places, or objects

art of media that neither of us are really a fan of

unoriginal characters

[sapropel]

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

[diet-poison]

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

[ofs-razgriz]

Conversely, nearly all real bandit dialogue or text from Skyrim typecasts them as drunkards and insane people who do banditry because they love murder and killing, not out of necessity or impoverishment. Meanwhile the literal cult of thieves you can join in the poorest city in Skyrim requires you to steal from the poor to give to the rich (by supporting Maven Blackbriar) and the only alternative to this if you're playing a "good guy" character is to ignore the quest line and tacitly support a Jarl who actively ignores the corruption around her, is more concerned about reducing crime than improving poverty, and openly talks about abandoning the city to ruin to save herself if the city is besieged. Sounds familiar doesn't it?

[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[girl-with-bones]

putting the power button on my robotgirl either side of the neck + must be held for 10s

[stellarskyes]